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Whenever a celebrity releases a porno on the market, they usually try to claim that it was never meant to get out, or that it somehow "leaked" onto the market even though that's not a thing that actually happens. So of course, here's famewhore Farrah Abraham talking to Entertainment Tonight about her porno Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which she still claims was made for her own private use, which is why she hired porn star James Deen and MORE
I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah's porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian's sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim MORE
Vivid Video has just released Farrah Abraham's new porn / sex tape video (here's a very NSFW preview), which means whatever fame she had from being a colossal bitch on Teen Mom got stretched out for another fifteen minutes. Or however long it takes for her viewers to climax. Twenty minutes I guess? Either way, Farrah wants you all to stop tweeting her about it because something something something she had a baby when she was sixteen, do you MORE
UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! Sure, famewhore Farrah Abraham may be a delusional, irresponsible liar, but if there's one thing I know about men it's that they can totally overlook that if the woman has big ol' knockers (or for gay men: a nine-incher, it's how our species has stayed alive all these years). So in that respect, here are the very first racy (semi-NSFW) images from Farrah Superstar: MORE
UPDATE: Here are photos from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! It's been fun watching the details of Farrah Abraham's sex tape slowly trickle out while she tried (and failed miserably) to play innocent. The weird way she tried to throw shade at James Deen even when he was nothing but nice to her, her attempt to try and bilk Vivid Video for $2 million when we all MORE
Because of course she did, Farrah Abraham decided that a sex tape negotiation meeting would be the perfect place to bring her hyper-religious father and her three-year-old daughter along with her. Mind you, there was nothing to actually negotiate because she allegedly already got paid and signed the legal documentation, so all she did was bring a toddler to a porn studio. Nicely done. TMZ reports ... Farrah told our photog she is negotiating MORE
Earlier today, we posted about how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham may or may not have had a sex tape floating around because really, when the only thing you've done with your life is get knocked up as a teenager then allow MTV to film you as you fail at motherhood, porn is a step in the right direction. Except it turns out it wasn't just a sex tape, but a full-blown porno starring James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons co-star) and will most MORE
In case you needed further proof that Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape with Ray J is secretly one of Voldemort's horcruxes, over the weekend there was a fire at Vivid Video, and somehow, Kim's tape went unscathed. Apparently, if you watch the original tape, you have to make someone else watch it or you'll die in seven days. Kim's sex tape was the inspiration for the horror anthology, V/H/S. I could literally do this all day, I really could. TMZ MORE
In case you were wondering how long it would take Vivid Entertainment to offer millions to Prince Harry for a sex tape after nude pictures ended up on line: four. The answer was four days. Anyway, in light of Prince Harry's meat and two veg hitting the web after a trip to Vegas, Vivid is offering the Prince a rather nice $10 Million for a sex tape. Which ... I'm sorry, I'm trying to do the math here, and I can't help but feel like that would be MORE
Last week, rumors circulated that Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape to Vivid Entertainment, which ... d'uh. Honestly, if this turns out to be true, it would probably be the least surprising thing I've ever heard. "Kris sold Kim's sex tape. Huh. Yeah, I can see that. This mayonnaise has 25% less fat than the leading brand? WITCHCRAFT!" Well, now Vivid is rebuking the claims, saying that Kris would never do something that totally MORE
Remember how when Kim Kardashian got married, all anyone could think about is "Hey, wasn't that the whore who only got famous because she sold a sex tape where Ray J peed on her?" Well apparently "someone" took notice here, and "someone" is allegedly trying to buy back the rights of Kim's sex tape from Vivid Video in order to get it off the market for good. And holy shit, if you haven't figured out who this "someone" is by now, don't worry, MORE
So I'm sure this must come as a huge surprise to you, but Tila Tequila has a sex tape. I know, gasp right? Anyway, it turns out Vivid Video is entering a legal battle with a porn site named PornHub.com (not really original, but meh) over leaking the sex tape of hers that they legally bought. Which begs the question: Who the hell wants to watch Tila have sex? Lawyers for Vivid Entertainment fired off a letter to the folks behind Pornhub.com (who MORE
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