Jersey Shore’s Vinny rapped about rape …

Vinny Guadagnino

It turns out, people who willingly sign over the rights to MTV to air footage of them having drunken sex may not have the best sense of judgment. Case in point: Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino decided to release his own rap track, because reality TV and singing are basically the same thing. Then he made the brilliant move where he sang about raping a chick, and you can see where this is going so I'm just going to cut straight to the blurb from MORE

Vinny just unquit the ‘Jersey Shore’

Vinny Guadagnino

I'm assuming after the producers realized that Vinny Guadagnino was one of the only actual-Italians on the cast, the cast of the Jersey Shore has apparently banded together to convince Vinny to comeback to the show since he's pretty much the least completely fucked up human beings on the show and God knows someone needs to be the foil (of sorts) for the other seven perverted drunks. Apparently the Jersey Shore cast enjoys a big pain in the MORE

Vinny left the ‘Jersey Shore’

Vinny Guadagnino

What's this? Another major star leaving another major show? Man, I hope this doesn't become a running theme today (wait for the next post ...) Anyway, Vinny Guadagnino has decided to grab his watermelon dick and go home in the middle of the fifth season of Jersey Shore, I'm assuming after he realized he was on the Jersey Shore and that he would forever be known as the guy who caught every STD from Snooki. As TMZ first reported, Vinny bolted MORE