Gwyneth Paltrow to Vanity Fair: “GOOP SMASH!”

Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow is still feuding with Vanity Fair over that piece they were writing about her allegedly hooking up with a billionaire, and GOOP is apparently working hard on the next step of her master plan: To destroy Vanity Fair's reputation! Presumably by telling everyone that poor people read it. "I bet those dirty hoi polloi Vanity Fair readers don't even have a team of eunuchs to turn the pages for them," she'll say, lounging on a hammock MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow had an affair with Jeff Soffer?

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeff Soffer

UPDATE: Gwyneth's rep issued this statement: It's completely false. Jeff is a longtime friend of Gwyneth's and there was no romantic relationship with him at all, He flew many of his friends to Miami that weekend - not just Gwyneth. So yesterday, we posted about how Vanity Fair was going after Gwyneth Paltrow after she tried to c*ck-block their exposé, which is exactly the kind of thing you don't do if you want a story to go away. Whoops. MORE

Vanity Fair is going in on Gwyneth Paltrow

Gwyneth Paltrow

UPDATE: Apparently the article could be focused on Gwyneth's alleged affair with billionaire Jeff Soffer back in 2008. Earlier this year, Vanity Fair magazine said they were going to be doing an exposé on Gwyneth Paltrow, which she apparently did not appreciate one bit. After Gwyneth reportedly told all her friends and family to just ignore anyone from VF asking for quotes, the magazine has reportedly decided to double down on the story, MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow isn’t pleased with Vanity Fair

Gwyneth Paltrow

Back in May, Vanity Fair magazine was apparently angling to do a piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, which sounds nice until you realize that it was more or less intended to be a hatchet piece about how Goops is out of touch with the average person. In response, Gwyneth reportedly sent out a mass email to everyone she knew telling them not to talk to VF and to shut them out completely. Via NY Times ... Some celebrities and their handlers, accustomed to MORE

Tom Cruise was auditioning girlfriends?

Tom Cruise

If you still believe that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' marriage was a totally legitimate affair brought about by pure heterosexual love, then leprechauns are real, the space shuttle landing was a hoax meant to trick the lizard people, and all pinatas are alive and feel pain. Anyway, back here in not-crazy-land, Vanity Fair is currently running an expose on Scientology, which involves Tom allegedly auditioning women to be his wife -- which is MORE

Alec Baldwin talks TMZ

Alec Baldwin

In case you haven't noticed, Alec Baldwin isn't the most ... let's say "calm-minded" person, especially when it comes to the media. So it may or may not come as a surprise to you that in his latest interview with Vanity Fair, which comes on the heels of his marriage, Alec talks all about how he wants to violently murder TMZ's Harvey Levin as well as his ex-wife's lawyers. Completely normal. Baldwin, who recently got into an altercation with MORE

Links: Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue!

Vanity Fair

• Find out why actress Katherine Heigl is still a pretentious, confused bitch! IDLYITW • Paula Abdul just confirmed that she's not returning to The X Factor Rickey • Brandi Glanville now regrets talking about her sketchy Gerard Butler affair! Cele|bitchy • Casper Smart kept Jennifer Lopez company for an evening of press and dinner! PopSugar • Heidi Klum tweeted for the first time since her recent split from Seal! I'm Not MORE

Five things wrong with Paris’ Vanity Fair Spain cover

Paris Hilton

I'm sorry, but with the holidays approaching, the news has more or less dried up (expect light posting tomorrow, since no one will be doing anything interesting and I'll be on a bus home to Montreal for the holidays). So here's Paris Hilton's new Vanity Fair (Spain) cover. Yup, Spain. In case you ever wanted to pinpoint where Obscurity is on a map. What are you willing to bet this stiff-ass wig is made out of the hair of missing children? I MORE

Lady Gaga is worried she’ll never find love!

Lady Gaga

Yeah, apparently this is going to be a theme today. I hereby decree that today shall be known as "rich people can't find love. Waaaaaah." Anyway, Lady Gaga is worried that because of her immense intellect, she'll never find love and she's going to end up dying alone. On a side-note to us non-famous single people: we are all screwed. So very, very screwed. People magazine reports: "I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a MORE

Johnny Depp apologizes for his rape comment!

Johnny Depp

Confession time: I never got the appeal of Johnny Depp. Nope. Never. I get it: he's wearing a fedora and a scarf. Isn't he precious? Whatever. Anyway, yesterday he showed everyone why he never talks to the media, specifically because he's out of his tiny hipster mind, by saying that getting paid massive amounts of money to have his picture taken is like rape in the latest issue of Vanity Fair magazine. Anyway, now he's saying that he's very sorry MORE

Gorgeous: Angelina Jolie covers ‘Vanity Fair’

Angelina Jolie - Vanity Fair - October 2011

Without a doubt, this cover of the October issue of Vanity Fair featuring Angelina Jolie (age 36) is one of the most stunning covers in quite some time! In the accompanying article, she squashes the current rumors she's pregnant again, adopting or getting married. It sounds like she totally has her hands full with her six children and partner Brad Pitt. Plus she's been busy putting the final touches on In the Land of Blood and Honey (a love story MORE

Jennifer Lopez just needed to love herself!

Jennifer Lopez - Vanity Fair

Despite only breaking up with Marc Anthony two weeks ago, Jennifer Lopez somehow managed to already snag an interview with Vanity Fair about the break-up because everyone knows the first thing you do when you split with someone is to go around making sure that everyone thinks you're the victim here. Oh, and she makes sure to drop the "I just needed to learn to love myself" card here, because clearly JLo's problem is that she doesn't love herself MORE

Katy Perry didn’t have a childhood!

Katy Perry - Vanity Fair

A quick warning everyone: I'm on route to Montreal for a shoot with Lucas Entertainment (SQUEE!) today. The posting schedule may be a tad discombobulated, but never fret, we will have all the gossip you need up sooner or later. Hopefully sooner. In what I can only assume is a big "SCREW YOU!" to her mother for releasing a tell-all book about how she's apparently a whore who's going to hell if you're into that sort of thing, Katy Perry gave an MORE

Rob Lowe goes shirtless for ‘Vanity Fair’

Rob Lowe - Vanity Fair

Damn! Actor Rob Lowe is looking extra hot these days, and now he's shirtless on the new cover of Vanity Fair magazine! Rob just turned 47 and is looking just as hot as he did back in the day. I don't know what his secret is to looking so damn sexy, but I need to find out! He's also busy promoting his first book, Stories I Only Tell My Friends: An Autobiography, chronicling his early years and being part of the 1980s 'brat pack', all the way up to MORE