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Because Simon Cowell firing every recognizable person on The X Factor is working out so well for him, Tyra Banks decided that it's time for every one else on her show to Gee-Tee-Eff-Oh, which means you probably shouldn't expect to see Nigel Barker, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel on the next season of America's Next Top Model. Jezebel reports: Apparently there are "big changes" in store for the show, and the new judges may be style bloggers. Think MORE
... Well actually, that headline isn't really accurate, especially since Tyra Banks writes books the way Freddy Krueger babysits kids. Aaaaaanyway, Our Lady of Perpetual Smizing took a break from jabbing pins into a voodoo doll of Naomi Campbell (I'm taking Raja's interpretation of her as gospel) to write a book because being on reality TV means you're qualified to take a dump on the decaying corpse that is western literature. SPOILER ALERT: It's MORE
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