Tyra Banks: FIRE ALL THE THINGS!

Tyra Banks - America's Next Top Model

Because Simon Cowell firing every recognizable person on The X Factor is working out so well for him, Tyra Banks decided that it's time for every one else on her show to Gee-Tee-Eff-Oh, which means you probably shouldn't expect to see Nigel Barker, J. Alexander and Jay Manuel on the next season of America's Next Top Model. Jezebel reports: Apparently there are "big changes" in store for the show, and the new judges may be style bloggers. Think MORE

Tyra Banks wrote a book!

Tyra Banks

... Well actually, that headline isn't really accurate, especially since Tyra Banks writes books the way Freddy Krueger babysits kids. Aaaaaanyway, Our Lady of Perpetual Smizing took a break from jabbing pins into a voodoo doll of Naomi Campbell (I'm taking Raja's interpretation of her as gospel) to write a book because being on reality TV means you're qualified to take a dump on the decaying corpse that is western literature. SPOILER ALERT: It's MORE