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For some reason, Azealia Banks and Angel Haze got into some sort of Twitter feud after Azealia made an off-hand tweet about people who weren't raised in New York shouldn't claim to be from New York, and Angel took it personally. What came next was... Honestly, just really stupid. I love them both, but this was dumb as hell. Via HuffPo ... Though there was no mention of Haze, the excitable rapper clearly took offense, firing off a string of MORE
As I'm sure most of you remember, Jessica Simpson signed a multi-million dollar deal with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight, only to immediately turn around and put another baby inside of her, which is ... sort of the total opposite of losing baby weight. But whatever, she's still happy and healthy, so I really can't- wait, what? That's what her baby bump looks like already? Exactly how far along is she? Did she and Eric Johnson celebrate MORE
I'm going to level with you here: the weeks surrounding the holidays are usually a barren wasteland for hot gossip. I mean literally NOTHING, just forever. Seriously, this morning I wrote two Kardashian posts back to back. There is simply no excuse for that. I apologize. So to make up for it, here is Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs (posted on her Twitter) trying to jailbreak their polyblend prison. Somewhere out there, Mystique MORE
Allow me to divulge a little here: For the past few months, I've been trying to pack on as much muscle as I can, and thanks to a daily regimen of exercise and what I can only describe as the most repugnant, vile-tasting protein shakes money can buy, I'm about three pounds away from my goal weight of 200 lbs. For 5'8, that's nothing to sneeze at, and most of it was in my legs, so I was feeling pretty good about myself. Until I saw Dwayne 'The MORE
The holiday season is upon us, and one of my favorite people ever, Lil' Kim, just dropped this holiday card on Twitter! Say what you will, but I think she looks fabulous! Of course she's been nipped, tucked and pinched but she looks great! But all this holiday business aside, I really hope girlfriend manages to drop a new album in 2013! I still listen to 1996's Hard Core, which is one of the best rap albums of all-time, our Queen Bee seriously MORE
Earlier today, the 2013 Grammy nominations were announced, and in a shocking move, the two acts who got the most nominations were the most talented ones who made the best albums. I know, crazy right? Conversely, Justin Bieber earned exactly ... oh yes, zero nominations. I wonder why that is? Anyway, Scooter Braun (Justin's manager) is not going to take this one sitting down, and has fired back at the Grammys in the most rational, dignified and MORE
You know someone is a dignified, sophisticated rose in life's garden when their family replaces every hard C with the letter K. As a member of the illustrious Kardashian Klan (that's how they referred to themselves once, and I will never forget it), Rob Kardashian is nothing less than a krown prince of the American monarky, and showed as much yesterday on Twitter when he broke up with his girlfriend, Rita Ora, and did so by starting the MORE
If you don't know who Jenny Johnson is, it's probably only because you've never been on Twitter. Jenny is one of the single funniest people on Twitter, and has made a name for herself for calling out terrible, morally-devoid celebrities for being terrible and morally-devoid. Anyway, Chris Brown has been a good target for her, since he's virulently misogynistic, homophobic, and violent in general. Last night, the two of them got into it on MORE
So it turns out, taking a picture of your election ballot and posting it on Twitter is kinda sorta ... illegal. I know, who knew? It's not like the founding fathers could have ever fathomed that some day in the future, vapid people would share pictures of their monotony at the speed of light. Anyway, the Examiner reports that Kim Kardashian may or may not have posted a picture of some of her election material to Twitter, and could face jail time MORE
Oh, yeah, SPOILER ALERT. Anyway, last night, President Barack Obama was re-elected to office in a close race to the White House with Governor Mitt Romney. Usually, we try to avoid politics, but we are on Google News, and there's no way we won't angle for those sweet, political page views. So rather than discuss why things turned out the way they did, or what Republicans could have done differently to bring in the vote, let's instead focus on all MORE
Because people who love mainstream bubble gum dance pop love avant-garde world rap (that statement makes sense, right?) Lady Gaga reportedly asked Die Antwoord to open for her at a concert. This NSFW music video was their response: Guess who didn't like that? Yeah, Gaga wasn't exactly crazy about the video, and fired back at them on Twitter, via Fuse TV ... The thing is, you can only cross Gaga so many times before she strikes back (so MORE
After the video of Nicki Minaj screaming at Mariah Carey made its way onto the web, the general consensus was, and I quote, "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!" (Unquote.) Anyway, Nicki is still committing to this feud 100%, and decided to jump on Twitter and throw even more shade at Mariah, and a karaoke competition. All of this is over a karaoke competition, aka American MORE
You know, when Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth announced their engagement, most people said it was never going to last. Well HA! on them, because they were ... entirely right. Turns out, they have the combined emotional maturity of a kindergartener's finger painting, because Miley took to Twitter to take a passive-aggressive swipe at Liam, and now he wants her to delete her entire Twitter account. Yeah, these two are going to make it after all. MORE
Despite having a Twitter account for years now, Lindsay Lohan has kind of mostly been neglecting it, occasionally jumping on every now and then to churn out a comment about how she didn't do [Insert whatever she did at the time here], or how the press is making up all these completely true things about her. Anyway, apparently something clicked in Lindsay and now she won't get off Twitter, and is using it to garner as much attention as MORE
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