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Ben Affleck as Batman

God I hope I'm the only person to think of that title. Probably not? Dammit. Anyway, director Zack Snyder tweeted another picture of Ben Affleck as Batman yesterday afternoon (here's the first picture we saw a few months ago), and while my boyfriend and I discuss whether not Affleck is capable of the role (our argument is basically us just yelling "GIGLI!" "THE TOWN!" "GIGLI!" "THE TOWN!" back and forth at each other for an hour) feel free to MORE

The EPA tweeted about ‘Kim Kardashian: Hollywood’

Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

The only time the Environmental Protection Agency should ever tweet about Kim Kardashian's terrible app is if they want to warn the world about the amount of e-waste that comes from regularly throwing away your phones, or if they want to tell everyone that the radioactive rays coming from the game with literally cook small birds close to your phone. But instead, a message from their Twitter account went out the other day telling everyone that MORE

Now for Something Totally Different: 90′s The Rock

Dwayne Johnson

I've already talked about how Kim Kardashian somehow made $85 Million off of an app because casual gamers have garbage taste, so how about something to lighten the mood? Here's Dwayne Johnson, back in the 90's when he was still The Rock. Only somehow, this was before even that, when The Rock was a struggling female comedian. And you know what? 10/10 would do. You kind of have to grade on a curve when it comes to the 90's, and I mean really. The MORE

Charlie Sheen and Rihanna are fighting on Twitter

Charlie Sheen and Rihanna

So apparently, Charlie Sheen and Rihanna were eating out at the same restaurant the other night, and Charlie's girlfriend, Brett Rossi, really wanted to meet her. Rihanna wasn't having it, and if there's one thing Charlie doesn't like (aside from Two And A Half Men) it's the feeling of being disrespected or insulted. So he went to Twitter and posted a novel about how Rihanna can rub butter on his butt and take a bite. I'm paraphrasing, but you MORE

Oh look … it’s Ben Affleck in his Batman costume!

Ben Affleck as Batman

Oh Batman ... I've always had a soft spot for his costume, mostly because (A) he works in black and greys, which is my softspot, and (B) the people who design his newer costumes have no problem adding padding in a way that totally brings out his musculature, which is also firmly in my softspot. Anyway, here's Ben Affleck wearing the costume's latest incarnation (for the sequel to Man of Steel, tentatively called Batman vs. Superman) as tweeted by MORE

Seth Rogen gets naked for his ‘artful’ selfie

Seth Rogen

Total honesty time: I've always had a bit of a thing for funny guy Seth Rogen. He's super adorable! He's like a cross between a bear and a puppy. I'm just saying, not every guy needs an eight-pack and a wax job to be hot. Anyway, because it's Friday night and I'm in a very generous mood, here's Seth's naked 'selfie' which he posted on Twitter. The 'photo' either has a black and white filter added or it's a still life drawing. And oh look, you get MORE

Here’s Dwayne Johnson as Hercules

Dwayne Johnson

It's Monday. And that sucks, so let's try and rectify this with a look at Dwayne Johnson as Hercules (the movie is due out this summer). For the straight boys, this is your action hero being all actiony. And for the ladies and gay men, here's a muscular men in a kilt. Everyone wins! https://twitter.com/TheRock/statuses/447503021937668097 https://twitter.com/TheRock/statuses/447936652510392320 MORE

Miley Cyrus is a red hanky kinda gal

Miley Cyrus

For those of you wondering what's next for Miley Cyrus: Fisting. The answer is fisting. Because here she is (via Twitter) bringing a hand-shaped dildo on a plane with her, and ... look, word to the wise here. J-lube and lots of patience, mama. That's all I'm gonna tell you here. And if anything happens, make sure all parties involved make the hospital trip, because that's just the responsible thing to do. Other than that, you just do you. (What? MORE

Tongue Wars: Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus

Remember that one time Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissed? Well, hold onto that, because now they're fighting over whether or not Miley sticking her tongue in your mouth is considered biological warfare plus Miley dragged John Mayer's tongue into the feud. TMZ reports ... Katy went on Australian TV and explained, "I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girl kiss, you know, as girls do." Perry then explained how she was stunned when MORE

Ellen’s star-studded Oscars selfie broke the Internet!

Ellen's Star-Studded Oscar Selfie

All right, I think this is it. This is the pinnacle of selfies. Last night at the Oscars, host Ellen DeGeneres got Bradley Cooper to take a selfie with her and a bunch of other famous people and it pretty much snapped the web right in half, Twitter went down and we all yelled timber. So let's all just agree right now: This is the best we're going to do. You can still take selfies, but we all have to agree that this was the best we could do, and MORE

Meet Simon Cowell’s baby boy Eric!

Eric Cowell

A big congratulations is going out to Simon Cowell, who at age 54 just became a first-time father. His girlfriend Lauren Silverman gave birth this past Friday (Valentine's Day) in New York City to a healthy baby boy (who weighed in at 6 lbs., 7 oz.), which the couple named Eric Cowell after Simon's grandfather. I know Simon is going to make a great dad, but I do wonder if he'll end up marrying Lauren? In other Simon-related news, FOX recently MORE

Khloe Kardashian defends Kendall Jenner’s nipples

Kendall Jenner

Marc Jacobs showed his collection at New York Fashion Week the other day, and one of the models walking his runway was Kendall Jenner. In all fairness, one of the few things a Kardashian is able to do is 'wear clothes' and 'walk around with a blank face,' so this is right up their alley. Except the top Kendall wore was sheer and everyone saw her nipples (really buried the lead, didn't I?) and now Khloe Kardashian is defending her from their MORE

Miley Cyrus turned down that naked prom invite

Matt Peterson

Because I'm contractually obligated to run any story that involving celebs and nudity (pro tip: You can't go back on a contract signed in blood. You do make up for it in the back-end though, so it kinda of works out.) apparently some high school senior named Matt Peterson asked Miley Cyrus to prom in a naked video (posted above) and she said no via Twitter. Apparently, she's too busy singing with a bunch of stoned teddy bears. To be fair though, MORE

Charlie Sheen loves / hates Ashton Kutcher!

Charlie Sheen

It's been years, literally years, since Charlie Sheen left Two And A Half Men and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher. And if his Twitter feed is to be believed, he hasn't really let that one go. Or maybe he has? Honestly, by the looks of his tweets, he goes back and forth on it a MORE