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I really wanted to say my piece on the whole Amy's Baking Company drama and then move on, but then this happened and I would be doing all of us a disservice if I didn't post it: Last night, Patton Oswalt made a joke about the now infamous restaurant on Twitter. Since this went down right around the time ABC was going full internet butt-monkey, they tried to outwit him. I repeat: The raging laughing-stocks tried to outwit one of the singly MORE
Ever since LeAnn Rimes reinvented herself as a feud-starting social media user, most of (if not her entire) career has hinged on her Twitter meltdowns and rants. So basically, she's a professional fifteen-year-old now. Dream big! Anyway, RadarOnline did some digging and found out that LeAnn somehow earned herself 100,000 Twitter followers in the space of a couple days, most of whom appear to be bots. As it turns out, LeAnn may or may not have MORE
As you know, yesterday was April Fool's Day and for the most part we tried our hardest not to end up duped like a bunch of a-holes. For the most part, all the jokes yesterday were pretty obvious so no one was dumb enough to fall for it, but then Lindsay Lohan had to go and tweet this after April Fool's officially ended ... So there are two ways this can go... Not only is Lindsay Lohan unable to show up to a set on time, she can't even be MORE
We like to trump up a lot of what we post here, but I can say with perfect clarity that this is quite possibly the best celebrity tweet ever written by said celebrity rather than, say, a hacker. https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/314906707929214976 So far, there's been no response from Drake, because ... well, how do you come back to crazy ass Amanda Bynes asking you to systematically kill her private parts with your penis? Actually, MORE
Earlier this week, rumors went around saying that Miley Cyrus' fiancee, Liam Hemsworth, was hitting on everyone from January Jones to Emma Watson. Well, turns out you can only read about the guy you're marrying hitting on other women so many times before it wears down your last nerve, so Miley lashed back on Twitter and set the record MORE
In the past few weeks, Justin Bieber tried to get revenge on Selena Gomez by dressing like a hipster/sexual predator, allegedly tried to sneak a 14-year-old into a club for his birthday party, and showed up two hours late to his own show. So naturally, Justin went on a Twitter rant about how it's everyone else's fault but his own. rumors rumors and more rumors. nothing more nothing less. might talk about them 1 day. rt now im just gonna be MORE
Because watching some snotty little teen try and take on a pair of jaded hipster rockers is hilarious, here's a story via The Examiner about how The Black Keys are now trolling Justin Bieber and his fans, because this is what the web was made for: Trolling and talking about famous people behind their backs. If we threw in porn and a joke about cats, I'm sure the internet would start eating itself. Patrick Carney and his band has now earned a MORE
If you were wondering if Justin Bieber would ever let go of the fact that he wasn't nominated for a Grammy: Nope. Never. At the Grammys, someone asked The Black Keys (a rock group) what they thought about Justin (the most palatable, white bread, pop act out there) getting shut out. You can see where this is going, right? Yeah, drummer Patrick Carney basically said Justin wasn't good enough yet to get a nod, and that he should be happy that he's a MORE
UPDATE: Here's my review of the Tegan and Sara show! So last night I was at Club Nokia downtown for the Tegan and Sara show (which was fabulous, and I'll write up a post about it soon) and as I was walking around, I noticed Katy Perry and her boyfriend John Mayer (and her stylist Johnny Wujek, who is such a hunky hottie) being quietly escorted into the small gated area where the audio mixers were located in the middle of the main floor. Of MORE
So sometime last week -- or earlier this week, like I care -- Megan Fox joined Twitter, and her first tweet was essentially an eyeroll (see below) as transcribed into 140 characters. Well, guess what? She already quit tweeting. And in true Megan fashion, here she is eyerolling about it on Facebook: Some of you may, or may not have noticed by now that my Twitter account has been shut down ... I thought that 2013 might be the year that I finally MORE
Remember that old Sesame Street segment where you'd see four objects, and Big Bird would sing, "One of these things is not like the other ones, one of these things just doesn't belong"? Well, take a look at this picture and try to figure which one of these DOESN'T BELONG. https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/288225052212744192 Give up? I'll give you a hint: It's the one that smells like pee and unearned fortune. Yes, Kanye West is trying to MORE
When we last left vapid reality famewhores Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, they had been banished to live in the cold, dark basement of the Celebrity Big Brother house (in the UK) like the inbred monster children they are. Except somehow, Spencer either got his hands on a phone or someone hacked into his Twitter account, because someone is currently douching it up on Twitter under the guise of Spencer and his magical flesh-coloured MORE
Oh, this feud is really a thing that's happening now, isn't it? Well, here's Azealia Banks' shot back at Angel Haze called "No Problems," after Azealia told people to stop pretending they were from New York, and then Angel was like "shut up," and then Azealia was like "no, you shut up," and then I drank a bottle of mouthwash because dammit straight to hell. I love them both, and I appreciate they're making some good out of this, but this is MORE
For some reason, Azealia Banks and Angel Haze got into some sort of Twitter feud after Azealia made an off-hand tweet about people who weren't raised in New York shouldn't claim to be from New York, and Angel took it personally. What came next was... Honestly, just really stupid. I love them both, but this was dumb as hell. Via HuffPo ... Though there was no mention of Haze, the excitable rapper clearly took offense, firing off a string of MORE
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