Celebrities celebrate the end of Prop 8!

In case you haven’t heard by now, Proposition 8 was finally declared to be unconstitutional by California’s 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals, which shouldn’t come as a surprise since the constitution was meant to protect the minority from the majority and not vice versa. It turns out, many people were happy to see an unfair, illegal piece of trash destroyed, so many a famous people jumped onto Twitter to wish it a fond farewell. Read some of the reactions via the Washington Post below:

Ellen DeGeneres: “Today we took another step towards equality. #Prop8 was found unconstitutional again. I couldn’t be happier.”

Kristin Cavallari: “Amazing news about prop 8 being declared unconstitutional!!”

Cory Monteith: “Prop 8 has been ruled unconstitutional! In other news, the Pacific Ocean was discovered to be wet.”

Kelly Osbourne: “Are my ears hearing this corectly? If so my eyes are filling with tears of joy! thank you lord #Prop8IsUnconstitutional!”

Screenwriter Jon Hurtwitz: “I don’t think it’s a coincidence that “Harold & Kumar 3” came out on DVD the same day Prop 8 was overturned. I smell a concept for Part 4.”

Dustin Lance Black: “With our beautiful plaintiffs now. Hugs and cheers as the 9th circuit court of appeals affirmed that Proposition 8 is unconstitutional!”

Chely Wright: I am a gay American and it’s my Constitution too. #NOH8

RuPaul’s “Drag Race”: “Prop 8, sashay away.”

Damon Lindelof: “I try not to get blatantly political on twitter. That being said? UNCONSTITUTIONAL!!! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!”

Jesse Tyler Ferguson: “Historic! #Prop8 is unconstitutional.”

Yay! So good news I guess here: Californians finally figured out that repressing the rights of an entire group of people because they make them feel weird was pretty messed up. Jesus, and it only took them what, two years? Three? Gosh, they learn fast, don’t they?

Prop 8

Celebrities get paid to tweet? Ya don’t say …

By now it shouldn’t come as a surprise to any of you that celebrities get paid to tweet because doing nothing and getting everything for it is the first and foremost job of famous people. So of course, New York Magazine has released a detailed expose on the practice, revealing just how much celebrities make off of having a ghost writer type a single sentence out for them on Twitter. The results may enrage you.

The weirdest thing about the rumor that Kim Kardashian gets paid $10,000 for a Twitter endorsement is that it’s true. (Recent plugs have been for ShoeDazzle.com and CVS.) The biggest player in the pay-to-tweet market is Ad.ly, a social-media advertorial clearinghouse pairing brands with celebs to inject highly personalized advertising into their Twitter streams.

The pay rate for endorsing companies like Old Navy, Toyota, Best Buy, and American Airlines is determined by the size of a celeb’s following and how that group responds to his tweets with shares and retweets.

On that sliding scale, Snoop Dogg (6.3 million followers) is in the top tier of payments, on the upside of $8,000 apiece, while Paula Abdul (2.2 million followers) falls somewhere in the middle, in the $5,000-each range, and Whitney Port (800,000 followers) falls in the bottom tier, making around $2,500 per tweet.

So basically, famous people do nothing and get paid for it. Glad we were able to clear that one up. Consequently, you’re probably reading this on your break at work where you get paid way less to actually do real work. See how that works? The world is not fair and these people refuse to be taxed a fraction more than they already are. This has been a friendly reminder from PopBytes! *winky face!*

Snoop Dogg, Paula Abdul and Kim Kardashian

Kanye West is Steve Jobs now?

You know, for a while there it seemed like Kanye West was holding out on us when it came to his crazy ass rants that are pretty much the only reason why we write about him (rants = easy punchlines. I go where the funny is, people.) In a brand new rant, Kanye talks about how he’s the new Steve Jobs, and how he will UNITE ALL THE GENIUSES to help save the world with schools run by Spike Jonze. Or something. The Huffington Post reports:

Called Donda, after his late mother, West revealed that its goal will be to “make products and experiences that people want and can afford,” “to help simplify and aesthetically improve everything we see hear, touch, taste and feel,” and “dream of, create, advertise and produce products driven equally by emotional want and utilitarian need.. To marry our wants and needs.”

It will be comprised, West tweeted, of over 22 divisions staffed by “architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts, app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionists, doctors, scientists and teachers.”

Specifically, West wrote that one of Donda’s “projects to be released this year [is] called 2016 OLYMPIC’s … It’s a semi sic-fi since 2016 is only 4 years away,” which presumably means that it will be a movie. West also disclosed that he was in talks to become the creative director of the “Jetsons” movie, and wants to design the MTV Awards, which probably means the VMAs.

Which is all well and good, but I’m not sure how he’s going to be able to hire anyone when he’s deathly afraid of business cards. “I’d love to hire you, but unfortunately, you tried to murder me with your business card. My genius is too great to be held down by the haters and the business cards. They are the shurikens of the business world. They were invented by Matt Lauer to keep me from being Michael Jackson. Why can’t he let me be great?”

Kanye West

Demi Lovato slams Disney on Twitter

If you’re over the age of eighteen, chances are you don’t really remember who Demi Lovato is, so I’ll keep this short: used to be a Disney star, pressured to the point where she ended up snapping, beat the shit out of one of her back-up dancers, and allegedly had a slew of eating disorders, substance abuse issues and cutting. Which is pretty much what happens when you push your teenage daughter into a medium where her every move and appearance is meticulously judged by an unfeeling public. Anyway, after a Disney show made a joke about eating disorders, Demi publicly bashed her former parent company for making light of a serious issue. Us Weekly reports:

Lovato, 19, who entered rehab last year for bulimia and bipolar disorder was upset with a character who quipped, “I could just eat you up, well if I ate.”

“I find it really funny how a company can lose one of their actress’ from the pressures of an EATING DISORDER and yet still make joke about that very disease. #nice,” the singer and former star of “Sonny With a Chance,” tweeted Friday.

Lovato added: “And is it just me or are the actress’ [on Disney Channel] getting THINNER AND THINNER…. I miss the days of RAVEN, and LIZZIE MCGUIRE,” referencing former Disney actresses Raven Simone and Hilary Duff. She then sent one final message to her former employer: “Dear Disney Channel, EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT.”

In addition to reaching more than five million followers, Lovato’s rant clearly made it to Disney. Just a few hours later the company’s official public relations responded to her with two tweets:

“@ddlovato – we hear you & are pulling both episodes as quickly as possible & reevaluating them”

“@ddlovato – It’s NEVER our intention to make light of eating disorders!”

Let’s try and remember how various Disney stars have ended up here:

  • Britney Spears: Massive breakdown
  • Christina Aguilera: Massive breakdown
  • Lindsay Lohan: Massive breakdown
  • Demi Lovato: Massive breakdown

This massive breakdown was brought to you by the magic of Disney! Guh-hah!

Demi Lovato

Concerned about Demi Moore’s Twitter account?

In the wake of last night’s news that Demi Moore was getting finally a divorce from Ashton Kutcher because he just can’t stop sticking his cock into things that aren’t his wife (“Am I married to this electric pencil sharpner? Whoopee! *whrrrrrrrGGGGGZZGZGGT!*”) you would figured that most people would be focused on the important parts of the proceedings, like splitting assets, or instances of infidelity. Instead, here’s Us Weekly asking the oh so important question: what should Demi change her Twitter handle too now that she’s no longer @MrsKutcher?

Demi Moore is going to want to change her “Mrs. Kutcher” Twitter handle. On Thursday, the 49-year-old announced with “great sadness and a heavy heart” that she and Ashton Kutcher were ending their 6-year-marriage. The Two and a Half Men star, 33, tweeted that he would “treasure” his time with the actress. But will Moore, who has over 4.2 million followers on Twitter, want to keep her future ex-hubby’s last name in her user ID for the microblogging site?

Once again, I’m going to say it because the last three times apparently flew over your heads: This. Is not. Journalism. The front page of the Toronto Sun (it’s like Canada’s version of the New York Post, but so much worse) has more journalistic integrity than this. I know that neither Ashton nor Demi have really done anything important in the past couple years and being pretentious on Twitter is the only thing they have anymore, but focusing on Twitter in the middle of a divorce is just being ridiculously lazy.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher quit Twitter!

So after this morning’s little incident where Ashton Kutcher somehow kinda ignored the whole “Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and got fired for it” and then wondered why anyone would fire such a great coach, Ashton announced on his blog that he’s decided that since Googling shit takes too long and research hurts his brain parts, he’s taking his ball and going home and now no one will be able to read his pretentious, self-important tweets anymore. Waaaaaaaah.

Up until today I have posted virtually every one of my tweets on my own, but clearly the platform has become to big to be managed by a single individual. When I started using twitter it was a communication platform that people could say what they are thinking in real time and if their facts where wrong the community would quickly and helpfully reframe an opinion. It was a conversation, a community driven education tool, and opinion center that encouraged healthy debate. It seems that today that twitter has grown into a mass publishing platform, where ones tweets quickly become news that is broadcasted around the world and misinformation becomes volatile fodder for critics.

Last night after returning home from work I walked by the television and simply saw a headline that Joe Paterno had been fired. Having no more information than that, I assumed that he had been fired due to poor performance as an aging coach. As a football fan and someone who had watched Joe’s career move from that of legend/innovator to a head coach that fulfilled his duty in the booth, I assumed that the university had let him go due to football related issues. With that assumption (how dare I assume) I posted a tweet defending his career. I then when about my evening, had some dinner, did a little work, and about an hour later turned on ESPN where I got the full story. I quickly went back on my twitter account and found a hailstorm of responses calling me an “idiot” and several other expletives that I’ve become accustom to hearing for almost anything I post. I quickly retracted and deleted my previous post, however that didn’t seem enough to satisfy people’s outrage at my misinformed post. I truly am sorry if I offended anyone and more over am going to take action to ensure that it doesn’t happen again.

A collection of over 8 million followers is not to be taken for granted. I feel responsible for delivering an informed opinion and not spreading gossip or rumors through my twitter feed. While I feel that running this feed myself gives me a closer relationship to my friends and fans I’ve come to realize that it has grown into more than a fun tool to communicate with people. While I will continue to express myself through @Aplusk I’m going to turn the management of the feed over to my team at Katalyst Media to ensure the quality of it’s content. My sincere apologies to anyone who I have offended. It was a mistake that I don’t think will happen again.

So basically, “researching stuff is hard, so screw all of you, I’m just going to quit Twitter” is how I’m reading this, right? Oh good, because for a second there I assumed that he would just be a grown up about this and learn that it might be a good idea to actually do the five seconds of research it would take to realize that Joe Paterno enabled a child molester and was fired for it. But no, I guess whining about how hard it is to type “Joe Paterno” into a search engine works too.

Ashton Kutcher

Demi + Not tweeting Ashton = DIVORCE!

Because the media can’t resist a good low-hanging fruit, Ashton Kutcher (who is a low-hanging fruit, but not the one in question) reportedly tweeted Demi Moore to wish her luck on the premiere of her new Lifetime movie – how the mighty have fallen – and she didn’t bother tweeting him back, so let’s all assume this means divorce, m’kay? Us Weekly reports:

The ratings race wasn’t lost on 33-year-old Kutcher, who tweeted: “Big night for TV #twoandahalfmen Bears vs Lions and @mrskutcher’s 5. My tivo might explode.” Kutcher then tweeted another message of support to Moore, 48, his wife of six years: “good luck tonight! you should be proud.” Although Moore was actively tweeting throughout the night during 5′s big premiere, she didn’t reply to her husband’s friendly message.

Once again: you do realize there are pictures of, not to mention multiple sources claiming that Ashton cheated on Demi on their anniversary, right? And you’re going to just ignore those because OMG something happened on Twitter? Are you guys kidding me? You have everything you need RIGHT HERE and you’re going to ignore that because you found some useless bullshit on Twitter? For shit’s sake …

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore

Chris Brown might be having sex with dudes!

Yesterday, direct messages on Twitter between Chris Brown and an unsigned artist named Martyn leaked onto the web, and by the looks of it, it turns out that Chris might be having sex with dudes. And he might be the bottom. Soooooo … this may or may not be happening. The Examiner reports:

Chris Brown’s recent Twitter messages are shocking as they suggest that he had a gay affair with a little known musician named Martyn. The messages are published on the website Ology and leave little to the imagination about an alleged gay encounter that Chris Brown recently experienced. As with anything else published online, you tread lightly as far as believing everything as fact, but today Gather is talking about another gay affair that Chris Brown is rumored to have participated in. The Twitter messages that go back and forth between Brown and a man named Martyn, are no longer on Twitter. They clearly talked about an encounter that was sexual in nature and Martyn accuses Brown of hiding his sexuality. Martyn says he is bi, not gay. The 15 to 20 tweets sound as if the two were parting ways after they had a brief fling.

Honestly, there’s a chance that these could be real (or possibly fake), but to be honest, Chris beats women so I really do hope he’s straight because I don’t want to be on the same team as a guy who punched his ex-girlfriend. Soooo … interpret that as you may. Chris Brown is straight. He’s all yours, fan girls!

Chris Brown

Rickey.org Better By 30 OMG Blog KARL IS MY UNKLE
ArjanWrites I Don't Like You In That Way PopSugar Starcasm