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Here's the just released first trailer for The Wolf of Wall Street (due out in theaters November 15th), which once again sees award-winning director Martin Scorsese teaming up with Leonardo DiCaprio to tell a story about how the American dream corrupts the human soul. I know, again right? But whatever, the trailer looks really good and it proves that Matthew McConaughey is a criminally underrated actor. Seriously, no Oscar nomination for Magic MORE
Can you believe it took this long to make a 300 (2007) sequel? I was in grade nine when it came out, and I remember this being one of the biggest movies that year. Seriously, they made three Alvin and the Chipmunks movies in the time it took for them to make this. Anyway, here's the trailer for 300: Rise of an Empire (due out March 2014), which sees Lena Headey as Queen Gorgo taking sweet revenge for her husband's murder in the last movie. Cersei MORE
Last winter, the first of The Hobbit film adaptations, An Unexpected Journey, was released. Yeah, despite The Hobbit being about as long as any installment in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, they decided to split it into three movies because why make one movie when you can bring in the money of THREE? Yeah, I know, weird. Anyway, like the first movie, The Desolation of Smaug looks promising but will probably get bogged down by really gratuitous MORE
Here's the first trailer for The To Do List (opening July 26th), a movie about Aubrey Plaza losing her virginity in a hilarious way. I know, teen sex comedy, but the trailer looks promising, the cast is replete with naturally gifted comedic actors, and oh who am I kidding, I'm totally in the bag for Aubrey. Have you seen her on Parks and Recreation? I would totally go sardonic lesbians with her. MORE
Director Robert Rodriguez is back with Machete Kills starring Danny Trejo, the follow-up to 2010's totally bloody and violent Machete, which I absolutely loved. That movie actually had Lindsay Lohan's best role in years even though she had a minor part, too bad she didn't score a part this time around! Both Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez are back for seconds, and they're joined by Amber Heard, Mel Gibson, Carlos Estevez (aka Charlie Sheen), MORE
Jennifer Aniston may forever be stuck starring in romantic comedies, but I have to give her credit, she knows how to have fun with it. In that respect, here's the red band trailer for We're The Millers (August 9th), which features Aniston as a stripper helping Jason Sudeikis smuggle weed across the border. When I say stripper, I mean "Hey look, Jennifer Aniston took off all her clothes. Whee!" MORE
Here's the trailer for Don Jon (October), which was written by, directed by, and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not only that, but it features JGL (that's what the kids are calling him, right? JGL?) as a muscle-bound, porn-loving gym bunny who is apparently allergic to sleeves. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a strong, handsome, good old-fashioned guy. His buddies call him Don Jon due to his ability to "pull" MORE
I really don't have anything to add to this, so let's just cut straight to the good stuff, shall we? Here's the first full-length trailer for Netflix's new Arrested Development fourth season, which will be streamed simultaneously starting on May 26th. And yes, you can bet your ass we'll be locked in our homes power-watching the entire thing from beginning to end, all fifteen brand-new episodes! MORE
I remember reading about director Alfonso Cuarón's 3D sci-fi thriller Gravity (due out on October 4th) a year or so ago and initially dismissing it because of a lack of detail. Well, here's the first teaser trailer for it, and HOLY CRAP ON A BISCUIT. The first minute and a half trailer is more exciting than most full-length movies, and Sandra Bullock and George Clooney do a really great job in it. MORE
If you've never seen Shaun of the Dead or Hot Fuzz, log onto Netflix this instant and watch them. Trust us, they're REALLY good. Anyway, the team behind those movies -- Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Edgar Wright -- are reuniting for a new flick called The World's End (due out in the states on August 23rd), about a group of guys who go on a pub crawl in the middle of a town populated by pod-people. It's like a mix of the aforementioned Shaun with a MORE
Holy crap, it's been FOREVER since we've had new episodes of True Blood. And it doesn't help that they decided to leave us with one of the biggest friggin' cliff-hangers in the world, although (SPOILERS?) I always preferred Eric over Bill, so I wasn't all together torn up over it. Anyway, here's the trailer for season six (starting June 16th at 9pm), which will apparently feature the vampires on the run while the humans hunt them down. Oh, and MORE
After the massive success of Bridesmaids a couple years back, Kristen Wiig is returning to the big screen with Girl Most Likely (July 19th), where she plays a woman who has a meltdown and moves back in with her mother. It also features her having sex with Glee star Darren Criss, which ... yeah, good call Kristen. You played your cards right on that one. I will pay to see this. MORE
Here's the trailer for The Bling Ring (directed and written by the fabulous Sofia Coppola), based on the true story of an eponymous team of vapid Hollywood teens who woke up one morning and realized it was a lot easier to get rich and famous by robbing celebrities than it was to, you know, actually do anything. Anyway, the trailer looks promising, Emma Watson is pitch perfect in it, and I can't believe I'm saying this but it actually makes me MORE
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