It’s like ‘The Hills’ never ended …

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port

Oh look, two of the whores from The Hills are fighting. Again. Honestly, it's like fucking clockwork with these people. Anyway, Whitney Port, who I thought was actually dead until this story popped up, is pissed off at Lauren Conrad, who I didn't think was dead but secretly wished she was, because Whitney thinks her show was canceled to make way for Lauren's show, which was canceled before it even made it to the air. Try and figure out how that MORE

‘The Hills’ were alive with the sound of FAKE!

Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari

In today's "News you probably already knew but really just needed to be confirmed," Kristin Cavallari has gone on the record to say that nearly every single little thing about The Hills was scripted. For those of you wondering: Yes, someone out there is literally dumb enough to have written the dialogue for The Hills. I used to look at them and think "You can't write this kind of fucking stupid," but apparently I was wrong. "Almost all of it," MORE

‘The Hills’ just isn’t the same without Lauren!

hey kids! did anyone else catch the 5th season premiere of the hills last night? it's been a guilty pleasure of mine for a few years now but i was worried about the loss of main character & narrator lauren 'LC' conrad - and everything i was fretting over turned out to be true - i don't think i can deal with the show much longer - it felt really awkward without LC at the helm! as for the new girl in town kristin cavallari - who now narrates the MORE