Farrah Abraham is working in a stripclub as ‘research’

Farrah Abraham

In case you were wondering how Farrah Abraham's frozen greek yogurt business was going, she's now working as a stripper. I'll let you do the math on that turn-around. Anyway, according to E! News, she started off as a cocktail waitress but has now graduated to being one of the strippers. Also, she's only doing it for "research" for her next book. You know, those books that she "writes herself". Yeah those ones. Those require research. "I'm MORE

Never change, Farrah Abraham. Never change.

Farrah Abraham

Fresh off the spectacular failure that was her frozen greek yogurt restaurant -- which failed because Fox News hacked her website you guys -- Farrah Abraham is barrelling onward into the future with plans to turn her erotic novels into movies! Actual movies, starring actual Academy Award winners because I'm sure esteemed actresses the world 'round are lining up to play the screaming entitled beast from Teen Mom. I hear Meryl Streep is already MORE

Farrah Abraham’s new book seems promising

Farrah Abraham

When we last left Farrah Abraham ... honestly, I can't remember what she was doing last time she did anything noteworthy. It probably involved her lying though. Or someone seeing through her lies because she's somehow too stupid to lie even remotely well. Poor dumb dumb. Anyway, now Farrah Abraham has a book coming out, and what do you know, she's lying again and the person interviewing her had absolutely no problem immediately poking a hole in MORE

Vivid Video is trying to stop Farrah Abraham’s erotic fiction

Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

In case you haven't heard by now, Farrah Abraham is launching a series of erotic novels, which will double as the English language's tombstone. Seriously, I don't think I've ever met anyone who has misunderstood the concept of eroticism or literature the way Farrah does, and yet ... here we are. Anyway, Vivid Video has decided to step in and shield the world from the awfulness that is Farrah's written word by threatening her with legal action if MORE

Ugh: Farrah Abraham is ‘writing’ erotic fiction

Farrah Abraham

If there are two things I know about Farrah Abraham, is that she writes like she's trying to get revenge on the English language for making a fool of her, and that she has all the raw sex appeal of a colovaginal fistula. (Google that if you dare.) But she's famous, so she's going to get a book deal so that can (ghost)write erotic fiction. Oh gosh, just reading those words is enough to make my genitals scream forever. HollywoodLife reports MORE

Ugh: Farrah Abraham’s “BLOWIN” music video

Farrah Abraham "BLOWIN"

Earlier today, we posted Sia's new song, "Chandelier," which was a stunning track about how people use party culture, attention and vapidity as a cheap substitute for self-actualization. So here's the antithesis of that song: Farrah Abraham's "BLOWIN" (that's how she spells it), a song about how you don't need self-actualization as long as you're kinda famous! YEAH! You do you! MORE

Farrah Abraham’s ex called her a bad mother

Farrah Abraham

VH1's Couples Therapy tries to spin itself as a show that helps d-list celebrities change the negative parts of their personality, except so far all the terrible people who went on the show left just as terrible as they started so ... it's not working. Like Farrah Abraham, who thus far hasn't really bettered herself in anyway. But at least in the latest episode, her ex came in and told her she was a bad mother. So that's something. RadarOnline MORE

No one wants to buy Farrah Abraham’s used panties

Farrah Abraham

What's better than one slam against Farrah Abraham? TWO slams against Farrah! So here's a lovely little piece from FishWrapper about Vivid Video trying to rid themselves of Farrah's used underwear, only for the world to collectively go "NOPE." Vivid is putting Farrah's former lingerie up for sale on eBay, and it's because they have a brain, and don't want anything Farrah-related hanging around their warehouses. From Vivid's CEO, Steve Hirsch: MORE

Steve Hirsch finally called out Farrah Abraham

Steve Hirsch and Farrah Abraham

Before releasing her porno (not a sex tape, a porno) Farrah Abraham was looking down the barrel of obscurity, since her only notable career achievements were "having a kid when she was a teenager" and "ruining her kid". But then Steve Hirsch gave her a chance to make some honest money by shooting a porn with Vivid Video, even booking James Deen for her! Naturally, she thanked him by crapping all over him and James. Thankfully, Steve finally had MORE

Farrah Abraham: I want to be a virgin forever—or a nun

Farrah Abraham

So far, Farrah Abraham has plugged her latest porno by lying about it being released without her permission, only to have that lie blow up right in her face to the surprise of no one. Well, now she's saying that she wants to stop having sex and become a nun so that she can be a virgin forever. On a related note, I don't think Farrah understands what the word 'virgin' means. Who'd a thunk it? “People use sex for power and manipulation when MORE

It took two whole days to prove Farrah Abraham was lying

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Last Friday, Vivid Video released a sequel porno featuring Farrah Abraham, so of course it only took a matter of hours before Farrah was lying about how it was a "sex tape" and that she never signed off on it. Except oh look, here's TMZ with proof that it totally was a porno and that she absolutely did give Vivid Video permission to release it. Abraham is upset over Vivid releasing a follow-up video to Backdoor Teen Mom ... claiming she never MORE

Farrah Abraham is already selling out Vivid Video

Farrah Abraham

Earlier today, I talked about Farrah Abraham and her porno she lied is a sex tape, wondering how long it would take before she inevitably sold out Vivid Video because she's a lying little sociopath. If you guessed "a few hours" then hooray! You win! You bet on Farrah being the worst person imaginable and it paid off. TMZ reports ... Farrah's lawyer tells TMZ ... his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel MORE

Farrah Abraham’s sex tape … the sequel … ugh

Farrah Abraham

Lying liar who tells lies Farrah Abraham said that her last sex tape (read: porno) ruined her life and that she wasn't a porn star. So of course, she made another sex tape (read: porno) which I'm sure she'll lie about some more. FishWrapper reports ... The movie is called "Farrah 2: Backdoor and More," and it comes with the rock-solid guarantee that this tape isn't the "at home" sex tape she tried to play off as a leak like the first time MORE

Farrah Abraham: Still lying about her sex tape / porno

Farrah Abraham

Despite the fact that Farrah Abraham released a professionally made porno, made with actual porn stars and a camera crew by Vivid Video whom she emailed a script to beforehand, Farrah is still trying to pretend it was a "sex tape". Uh-huh. Well, apparently on last night's episode of Couples Therapy, she lied to everyone about how it was a "sex tape" and that there was no camera person on hand even though she literally said there was just moments MORE