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Fun fact: Taylor Swift is a millionaire with a major label deal, and she has access to tons of high-end editing software and the best cameras money can buy. So of course, she shot her music video for "22" and purposely made it look like an Instagram picture. For those of you wondering, this is what the thought process behind that was ... Hipster 1: So we need to make the new video for Taylor Swift's latest single "22." What do we do? Hipster MORE
For those of you addicted to Twitter and Facebook, snail mail used to be this thing where people would physically write stuff on paper (what's paper? Ooooo, this is an uphill battle, isn't it?) and then they would pay to send it to someone else. It was basically like email, but less convenient and more awesome. Anyway, there are apparently still a bunch of people who actually use mail, and who use it to send fan letters to Taylor Swift. Which, MORE
Because Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both got a ton of internet love after they gently side-stepped Taylor Swift's banishment to hell, Chelsea Handler apparently said "me too!" and jumped on the bandwagon. So last night on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, she told Andy Cohen that she thinks Taylor is a virgin, because sure why not? From Us Weekly ... Handler, who is friends with Couric, addressed the controversy when Andy Cohen asked her to weigh MORE
Yesterday, Taylor Swift basically said that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were going to hell because they made a light joke at her expense which, if that's the case, means I'll probably be ruling at least one of the circles of hell by the end of the day. Anyway, because Amy and Tina are mature, classy women with a sense of humor instead of a bratty, spoiled little sh!t who would write a passive-aggressive song about someone if they so much as sneezed MORE
UPDATE: Tina and Amy responded to Taylor's comments Remember when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler made a crack at Taylor Swift's expense during the Golden Globes two months ago? Well, you can bet your ass that Taylor does. She probably wrote their names on her Trapper Keeper, went home, and jabbed a bunch of pins in a voodoo doll before telling all her friends that Amy and Tina are bitches who don't even know what they're talking about. In fact, MORE
At this point, it's really only a matter of time before Taylor Swift dates her way out of a job, since she's managed to plough through half of Hollywood in the space of a few years, and then take a steaming dump on each successive relationship by writing petty break-up anthems. All I'm saying is, when your business plan can be boiled down to "burn every bridge possible," you don't really have a sustainable, long-term gig going for you. And now, MORE
It's hard to take Taylor Swift seriously when she claims that her entire career doesn't hinge on the fact that she goes through men like a hot knife through butter, especially when, just yesterday, she got up in front of everyone at the Grammys and basically went "Hey, remember how I was dating that guy from One Direction? BECAUSE I DON'T, AND I WON'T LET YOU FORGET IT EVER." So here she is in Elle magazine, trying to convince the world that she MORE
Taylor Swift got to open the Grammys last night with a Cirque de so-lame meets Alice in Wonderland mess, which already sounds bad enough as it is, but wait, it gets worse! Because Taylor just can't stop herself from using her failed relationships as musical influences, she decided to take one final jab at One Direction's Harry Styles, mimicking his voice and torturing a boy on-stage. So basically, her performance was just every Taylor joke MORE
BEST DRESSED #1 Florence Welch – Givenchy I can’t stand Florence Welch. She sings like a 90-year-old Bavarian yodeler and typically dresses like a vintage couch. However, I am willing to put aside my personal problems with her to pay tribute to her custom Givenchy. First and foremost, she’s finally wearing a color that doesn’t wash her out. The green is perfection against her skin tone. Second, the dinosaur bumps on the dress are a MORE
In case you're wondering why all of Taylor Swift's relationships seem to go belly-up? Here's a story from National Enquirer about how she was always hounding One Direction's Harry Styles to get circumcised. OH MY WHAT THE NO JUST NO. Said my source close to Styles: “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery!” But from the very first time Taylor brought it up...er, MORE
→ Taylor Swift let down her blond locks for her latest endeavor: being Rapunzel! TresSugar → Anderson Cooper on why you should actually be thankful for Beyoncé's lipsync! BuzzFeed → Lady Gaga's producer Zedd spills on ARTPOP ... there's still a lot of work left! PopCrush → What was actress Amanda Peet thinking when she put on this polka dot dress?! Yeeeah → Dita Von Teese stays keeps safe in black as she enjoys Paris MORE
Over the past few years, Taylor Swift has pretty much barrelled through over a dozen high-profile relationships, and then capped almost all of them off with a Top 40 pop song, because making money off of a relationship that couldn't even outlast milk is totally not disingenuous. Well, after the grand dames of Hollywood feminism, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, read her for filth over it during the Golden Globes, it seems Taylor may have finally caught MORE
At the Golden Globes, you probably remember that Tina Fey made a crack about how Taylor Swift needed to stay away from Michael J. Fox's son, Sam Fox. I'm guessing she called dibs or something? You must honor the dibs. Always. Anyway, Vulture caught up with Michael after the show to get his thoughts on the matter, and surprise! He wants Taylor to stay as far away from his son as possible. "No. No ... Just back off," he told us. "I don’t MORE
Presumably because she needs a couple more songs to complete her next album, RadarOnline reports that Taylor Swift allegedly tried to hook up with Bradley Cooper during the Golden Globes, only to get turned down. So of course, you can expect Taylor's next song, "Bradley Cooper and I Will Never End Up Together Because He's a Dumb Poopy-Pants" to drop sometime within the week. Say what you will about Taylor, but her turnaround rate is sky-high at MORE
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