Taylor Swift isn’t happy with Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez

Yesterday, I nearly herniated my brain trying to understand how or why Selena Gomez would ever get back together with Justin Bieber, although if I had to guess, it's because Selena breathes paint fumes the way we breathe oxygen. That's gotta mess with the part of your brain responsible for making not stupid decisions. As it turns out, I'm not the only one who cannot even with this, because according to Us Weekly, Taylor Swift has cut off Selena MORE

Taylor Swift and Jared Leto are not an item!

Taylor Swift and Jared Leto

Because the internet firmly believes that a male and female celebrity cannot talk without immediately hooking up, rumors started going around yesterday that Jared Leto and Taylor Swift were an item after a picture of them talking was posted on Marlow Stern's Instagram. To be fair, Jared seems exactly like Taylor's type: A sexy, older rocker who quite clearly isn't compatible with her personality. Perfect fodder for another breakup anthem. Anyway, MORE

Taylor Swift got trolled hard at the 2014 Golden Globes

Taylor Swift and Jennifer Lawrence

When it comes to awards season, there are no losers, because it's just an honor to be nominated! That's the lie famous people tell themselves when they lose by going home empty-handed. (*Insert sad trombone sting here*) Anyway, last night's 2014 Golden Globe Awards was definitely not Taylor Swift's evening, as she got two high-profile trollings in the space of a single awards show. First, there was the little matter of Jennifer Lawrence MORE

No, Jessica Hart wasn’t fired for dissing Taylor Swift

Jessica Hart

Earlier today, a rumor went around that Victoria's Secret model Jessica Hart was fired for dissing Taylor Swift, because you should never buy the hand that feeds. Or more accurately, the one that puts you in a lingerie dress made of tinker toys because that's apparently wearable. Or something. I don't know how lingerie works. Point is, the rumor has been called untrue by Victoria's Secret, so don't worry! Jessica has not lost her cushy job of MORE

Did VS model Jessica Hart diss Taylor Swift?

Jessica Hart and Taylor Swift

Last week was the Victoria's Secret fashion show, which Taylor Swift performed at because ... well, the year before her was Justin Bieber. They needed to redeem themselves for that somehow. Anyway, after the fact, VS model Jessica Hart sounded off on Taylor's inclusion in the show, saying that while she liked her, she wasn't sure if Taylor fit in. Fast forward to today, where VS is going into damage control by saying that the whole thing was a MORE

Justin Bieber dissed Taylor Swift in his “All Bad” song?

Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift

Back when Selena Gomez finally, blessedly kicked Justin Bieber's narrow ass to the curb, there were some rumors going around that Taylor Swift was no fan of Bieber and was actively rooting against him. Which I adore. Taylor really got herself some brownie points with that one. Anyway, Justin apparently never forgot about that one because he's written a diss track called "All Bad" that is allegedly about Taylor. Well, he "wrote" it at least. MORE

Taylor Swift made jam; threw shade at Kanye West

Taylor Swift Jam Gift to Ed Sheeran

Because she's basically Pinterest manifested into a human being, Taylor Swift made jam last night. This should not surprise you. At all. I'd be more shocked if Taylor didn't regularly preserve her fruits. What is surprising is the fact that she used the label to throw some shade at Kanye West, and then gave it to English musician Ed Sheeran as a gift. We seriously need more of this version of Taylor Swift: less boyfriend singing, more of her MORE

LOL: Taylor Swift hates Justin Bieber!

Taylor Swift

Dear Taylor Swift, All those jokes about you writing songs about your ex-boyfriends? We're not doing those anymore. This gets you a free pass. Thank you for this. You have no idea how badly we needed it. Via Us Weekly ... "Taylor hates him. She thinks Selena makes a mistake every time she reconciles with him," a source tells Us Weekly. "Bieber has really come between the girls." In fact, when press asked Swift, 23, about Bieber at the MORE

Kanye West: Still bitter about Taylor Swift?

Kanye West

I'm sure this must come as a shock to you but Kanye West, a man who proclaimed himself Yeezus and released a video featuring a giant-dicked CGI version of himself dancing like taser-victim, might still have some latent emotional issues. According to a tape obtained by Gawker, someone purported to be Kanye went on a rant over dinner about how Taylor Swift can never beat Beyoncé as long as he's alive, how his mother died because of fame, and how MORE

Is this John Mayer’s revenge Taylor Swift song?

John Mayer

As some of you might remember, Taylor Swift and John Mayer used to be a thing until they broke up, and the ensuing hatred strengthened the dark crystal that is the source of Taylor's power. John initially douched about how he didn't deserve it (which ... yes and no, really) and has allegedly answered back with his own brand-new song, "Paper Dolls" (now available on iTunes). The lyric video doesn't actually have anything to do with the song, but MORE

Music Video: Taylor Swift’s “22″

Taylor Swift "22"

Fun fact: Taylor Swift is a millionaire with a major label deal, and she has access to tons of high-end editing software and the best cameras money can buy. So of course, she shot her music video for "22" and purposely made it look like an Instagram picture. For those of you wondering, this is what the thought process behind that was ... Hipster 1: So we need to make the new video for Taylor Swift's latest single "22." What do we do? Hipster MORE

Taylor Swift’s unopened fan mail was found in a dumpster

Taylor Swift

For those of you addicted to Twitter and Facebook, snail mail used to be this thing where people would physically write stuff on paper (what's paper? Ooooo, this is an uphill battle, isn't it?) and then they would pay to send it to someone else. It was basically like email, but less convenient and more awesome. Anyway, there are apparently still a bunch of people who actually use mail, and who use it to send fan letters to Taylor Swift. Which, MORE

Chelsea Handler thinks Taylor Swift is a virgin

Chelsea Handler and Taylor Swift

Because Tina Fey and Amy Poehler both got a ton of internet love after they gently side-stepped Taylor Swift's banishment to hell, Chelsea Handler apparently said "me too!" and jumped on the bandwagon. So last night on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live, she told Andy Cohen that she thinks Taylor is a virgin, because sure why not? From Us Weekly ... Handler, who is friends with Couric, addressed the controversy when Andy Cohen asked her to weigh MORE

Amy Poehler & Tina Fey respond to Taylor Swift sending ‘em to hell

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

Yesterday, Taylor Swift basically said that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were going to hell because they made a light joke at her expense which, if that's the case, means I'll probably be ruling at least one of the circles of hell by the end of the day. Anyway, because Amy and Tina are mature, classy women with a sense of humor instead of a bratty, spoiled little sh!t who would write a passive-aggressive song about someone if they so much as sneezed MORE