Taylor Momsen got naked for her band’s album cover

Taylor Momsen

Remember Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen? For a while back in like 2009-2010, she was basically one of the big train wrecks, having gone from "cute little girl from that awful Grinch reboot" to "sad gothic raccoon who hates Hollywood and her parents." Well, apparently she mellowed out a bit but kept the goth-rock music career, because here's the cover art for her band The Pretty Reckless' album, Going To Hell (due out March 18th). And yes, that's MORE

Taylor Momsen is doing naked poetry now

Taylor Momsen

Anyone else remember when emo was a thing? Yeah, that was fun, assuming your idea of fun involves wallowing in misery and eyeliner. Well, Taylor Momsen is still clinging to faux-goth like a sloth to a tree, so here she is reciting emo poetry completely nude in a new NSFW Pretty Reckless video. If there's a lesson in all of this, it's that young, nude celebrities bring in the page views if you force your daughter to act in a movie with Jim Carrey, MORE

Taylor Momsen got fired from ‘Gossip Girl’

Taylor Momsen, Penn Badgley and Jessica Szohr

Well, it was only a matter of time anyway. After years after mouthing off and bashing her own show and acting in general, Taylor Momsen finally achieved her goal of being fired from Gossip Girl. And to think, all she had to do was talk about vibrators, bitch out other actresses and act unprofessional to the point where Tim Gunn called her out. And, some chick named Jessica Szohr got shitcanned to. Who? Exactly. Series stars Taylor Momsen MORE

Taylor Momsen is on ‘indefinite hiatus’!

Bad news for those of you who like terrible, terrible television: Taylor Momsen has been shitcanned from Gossip Girl. Well, not "shitcanned" per se, more like she was put on "indefinite hiatus" after whipping out her mommy issues onstage and bad-mouthing the show. Sorry, Taylor Momsen fans; you won't be seeing Jenny Humphrey on the little screen for the rest of the year--unless it's in reruns. Deadline Hollywood reports that the 17-year-old MORE

Taylor Momsen’s parents actually did suck!

So last week Taylor Momsen told the world that her mother was actually a gigantic fame-whoring stage-mom who sold her into America's only legal form of child labour: Acting. Well, now we have video proof of it in the form of a Taylor's acting debut at the age of three in a Shake and Bake commercial, or as I like to call it, the poor poor man's KFC. Now this may look all cutesy and innocent at first, what with Taylor shaking desiccated chicken MORE

The one where Taylor Momsen earns your sympathy!

It's pretty often that I see a celebrity acting like a spoiled brat/prostitution whore, I usually chalk it up to a famewhoring stage-mom and a willing participant. Well, Taylor Momsen sat down in an interview and pretty much outright said that her mother sold her into showbiz when she was two-years-old and now she's basically going out of her way to piss off the epic failure she calls "Mom". "Everyone's like, 'Wow, why is she upset and why is she MORE

Taylor Momsen’s Mom approves?

Oh God, I think my soul just threw up a little. As it turns out, not only was Taylor Momsen's creepy-teenage-breast-variety-hour schtick from the other night actually a repeat performance that is part of her onstage act, but she actually has her mom cheering her on in the wings, instead of grabbing her underage daughter, dragging her off-stage and hot-glue-gunning a sweater to her body. Hello, terrifying new nightmares. But, we can now also MORE

Taylor Momsen is illegal!

First, let me just start off by saying that I try not to make fun of minors too often. Mostly because it's too easy and too mean. That being said, what horrible personal tragedy happened in Taylor Momsen's life that would make her flash her breasts onstage?! When she is just seventeen-years-old? Which I'm pretty sure is one of those things that is creepy and wrong and illegal and goddammit this is why Chris Hansen has a job you bitch! Wearing MORE

Taylor Momsen wrote Heidi Montag’s song?!

By now, you guys know how I feel about Heidi Montag: Namely, that she's a vapid famewhore, but I kinda feel bad for her because she's dumb, easily manipulated, and will probably forget how to breathe one day. And you also know how I feel about Taylor Momsen: That she's a hypocritical, unprofessional little shit with a false sense of self-entitlement. Anyway, it turns out Heidi actually covered one of Taylor's shitty songs called Blackout and MORE

No, Taylor Momsen. Just no.

I know I don't say this enough around here, but Taylor Momsen is probably a child prostitute. Don't believe me? Take a look at this music video for her band The Pretty Reckless' new song Make Me Wanna Die. Just once, I wish she would act on that notion. Obviously, I'm pretty sure most of you don't want to go to jail for statutory rape anytime soon, so I'm going to bite the bullet here and fill you guys in on what goes on here: Taylor is walking MORE

Taylor Momsen doesn’t make it work!

Have I ever told you how much I love Tim Gunn? I love him. Love love love love love him. Not just because he's a kickass fashion expert, but because he has absolutely no problem with calling a bitch out. Anyway, Tim decided to call out Taylor Momsen for being a whiny little C-U-Next-Tuesday and being unprofessional on the set of Gossip Girl, because HAHAHA you suck whore. "What a diva!" he told E! News. "She was pathetic, she couldn't remember MORE

Taylor Momsen is a ball buster!

Because she is so hardcore and rock 'n roll and she will not take your shit, Taylor Momsen set her dog's balls on fire. Ummm ... yeah. Just putting this out there, but I'm pretty sure Taylor doesn't really know the difference between 'Punk Rock' and 'Early warning signs for a deranged serial killer', does she? Well, I didn't think so either. "Taylor loves setting things on fire ... she thinks we're some rock 'n' roll badasses," The Pretty MORE

How do you spell annoying?

T-a-y-l-o-r  M-o-m-s-e-nA.K.A. That chick from Gossip Girl (who thinks she's too cool for school)and appears to be seventeen going on thirty-four![Nickname: ROCK 'N ROLL RACCOON] 17-year-old American actress and musician (major ugh) Taylor Momsen shows off her skinny legs in sequined stocking with suspenders and stripper high heels as she leaves Radio One Maida Vale Studios. (August 23rd, 2010 | London, England) PHOTOS | BAUER MORE

no, seriously: shut up taylor momsen

Taylor Momsen, she of the magical BFF vibrator and super hardcore ROCK 'N ROLL band (that happens to be on a major record label) has decided to joke about hooking up with a priest, despite being all of 17-years-old. You know, because ha ha ha! All that sexual abuse of minors by the Catholic church was hiiiiiiii-larious! And by that I mean "You're joking about emotionally scarred children, you assbag." "I was raised Catholic," Taylor Momsen said. MORE