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Links: Dolly Parton – The girl w/ the cleavage tattoo!

January 12, 2012 12:28 PM by Michael Knudsen Comment Filed Under: Pop Nosh Tagged: , , ,


• Jennifer Lopez gives her boy toy Casper Smart a $10,000 a week allowance! Cele|bitchy

• Lindsay Lohan owes $93K in back taxes and is being sued by a paparazzo! IDLYITW

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt had a meeting with President Barack Obama! PopSugar

• Singer Sinéad O’Connor cries for help on Twitter after attempting suicide! ICYDK

• Halle Berry and her hot boyfriend Olivier Martinez are not engaged I’m Not Obsessed

• 25 people who believe Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s baby is the spawn of Satan! BuzzFeed

• Jockey unveiled their latest Tim Tebow ad showing him only in his briefs! Socialite Life

• Kim Kardashian was replaced by a French bulldog in Skechers’ Super Bowl ad! Rickey

• Charlize Theron went to the gym and the paparazzi caught her without makeup! Celebslam

• So has People‘s Sexiest Man Alive put on an extra few pounds? Seriously? OMG! WTF?

• One of Dolly Parton’s secret tattoos made its debut on the red carpet! TooFab

Dolly Parton

• A preview of Madonna’s new interview with ABC News’ Cynthia McFadden! Oh La La

• Robert Pattinson revealed his new buzzed look at the People’s Choice Awards! ONTD

• Mad Men‘s season five is set to premiere on AMC on March 25th! Celebrity Smack

• Quotables: Jessica Simpson has got some child-like pregnancy cravings! Evil Beet

• Taylor Momsen is eighteen now and hasn’t wasted any time getting dirty! Hollywood Tuna

• “Sammi Sweetheart” Giancola was promoting her new fragrance Dangerous Hollywood Rag

• Brittany Murphy’s dad filed a lawsuit against the Los Angeles coroner’s office Allie Is Wired

• Emily VanCamp and Josh Bowman from ABC’s hit show Revenge are dating! Pop On The Pop

• Here are all the totally awful looks at the 2012 People’s Choice Awards! The Frisky

• Madonna has finally gone and had her jaw unhinged, and become the puppet Madame! CityRag

• The Daily Crunch: Madonna, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Glee, and Solange! ArjanWrites

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Zombie Boy’s tattoo reversal!

October 21, 2011 10:26 AM by Nik Thakkar Comment Filed Under: FashionBytes Tagged: , ,

FashionBytes with Nik Thakkar

The following video includes rather major levels of amazingness; you will literally be glued to your screen. Y’all should definitely be familiar with who Gaga / Mugler collaborator Rico Genest aka Zombie Boy is … if you aren’t click here.

Rico Genest / Zombie Boy

So, last month in Schön magazine, we got to see a glimpse of Rico with his tattoos partially covered, now you can see the transformation in full force thanks to Dermablend. Enjoy the irony on the Born This Way ethos – it is rather genius.

Nik Thakkar / KARLISMYUNKLE.COM / @NikThakkar

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Ke$ha gave Andrew W.K. an infection!

October 4, 2011 10:44 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Musicians Tagged: , ,

In the absolute least surprising news ever, Andrew W.K. (remember him? He was that PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD guy. Aaaaaaand now you have that song stuck in your head. You’re welcome!) was hanging out with Ke$ha recently, and he ended up walking away with an infection that required a trip to the hospital. But here’s the shocking twist: It wasn’t an STI. Turns out, Ke$ha decided to tattoo him and the dumb bitch didn’t use a clean needle. What a Dumbass. Starpulse reports:

The Party Hard hitmaker invited the party girl to try out her skin art skills on him, but he needed medical attention when the ink effort turned bad. He tells Spinner.com, “It got infected. It’s an unfortunate aftermath and my body ended up rejecting the ink and I had to go to the doctor. But it actually left a nice scar which was, in fact, cooler than the tattoo that’s in the exact shape of the tattoo.” And it seems Andrew W.K. is keen to give the Tik Tok singer another chance to tattoo him: “If the scar heals a little bit more, I might go back and try again.”

First off: DUMBASS. The first rule of tattooing is that you ALWAYS USE FRESH NEEDLES. If you go to a tattoo place and you notice them reusing old needles, LEAVE AND DO NOT GO BACK. Getting tattooed with old needles can result in a host of unpleasant infections, up to and including HIV. This is why most shops will make you watch them take fresh needles out of the packaging and subsequently destroying and disposing of the needles afterwards (one place I went to that was really good went so far as to break the needles in half. Kudos, fellas). And second, it usually takes around two years for scar tissue to heal enough so that you can tattoo over it without causing skin damage, so no Andrew W.K., you will not go back to Ke$ha. You will go to a qualified tattoo artist like a sane, rational person.

Ke$ha and Andrew W.K.

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Lindsay Lohan’s new tattoo is so ironic!

September 1, 2011 11:36 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan Tagged: , ,

Being totally delusional must run pretty deep in the Lohan family, because Lindsay Lohan got herself a brand new tattoo yesterday, and while normally I love tattoos, Lindsay decided to get lyrics from a Billy Joel song tattooed on her. Yeah, I know. Billy Joel? Gack. Not only that, but she also went ahead and picked out the most ironic lyrics she could find in order to demonstrate just how far removed from reality she is at this point. According to TMZ:

LiLo rolled over to her favorite L.A. tattoo shop — Shamrock Tattoos — this week and got the words “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life” inked on her rib cage. For those who weren’t around during the Storm Front years — the lyrics are from Joel’s 1989 song, I Go to Extremes. Pretty good song … doesn’t hold a candle to We Didn’t Start The Fire though. We’re told Lindsay felt the lyric was important to her because “It represented where she is in life and everything she’s been through … it signifies that she’s focused.”

Really? You think that’s where you are in life right now? No sweetie, the prime of your life was back when you were young and healthy and you were making movies like Mean Girls. Hell, if you sober up, start acting like a responsible adult and maybe get a job that you don’t immediately lose because you’re completely bonkers, you might even reach a new prime in your life. But right now? No. You make commercials with creepy puppets. That’s not the prime of your life. I think the only word that even comes close to summing up your life in that lyric is “crystal”. As in “meth”.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

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LeAnn Rimes is getting a tattoo for Eddie Cibrian

August 8, 2011 4:56 PM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Famewhores Tagged: , ,

Just in case you needed any more proof that the unholy union of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian is going to crash and burn like LeAnn’s body as soon as it burns the final few calories it has stored up (which should be right about … now!), LeAnn is getting a tattoo in honor of Eddie, because putting two cheaters together in a relationship is a brilliant idea, and it’s not like people break up immediately after getting a tattoo that they immediately regret.

Hitting the Express Rocks music lounge event at the Hard Rock Hotel, the country star got sketched for a brand new tattoo, but didn’t follow through with the needle — yet.

According to sources, she is planning on getting it this week, and RadarOnline.com has the photos and details. SOURCE

Which sort of begs the question: How in the hell does she expect to get tattooed anyway? I mean, at this point she’s basically skin and bone. The tattoo needle would just enter one side of her body and pierce straight through to the other. It would be like trying to write on wet paper with a quill. Her shit’s about to get torn the fuck up.

Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian

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Miley Cyrus supports gay marriage with a tattoo!

August 1, 2011 9:36 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Musicians Tagged: ,

I really am surprised about how well Miley Cyrus has adjusted to adulthood now that she’s all grown up: She’s never photographed out late drunk, she doesn’t make snide comments about people she works with and while she has embraced her sexuality, she also hasn’t had nude pics “hacked” from her computer. And now she’s becoming a voice for the gay rights movement, even going so far as to get an equality sign on her finger as a sign for support of gay marriage.

On Friday night, the former Hannah Montana star tweeted a photo of a new tattoo, a small equal sign on the side of her ring finger. With the photo, Cyrus wrote, “All LOVE is equal.” In response to a fan’s tweet disagreeing her stance, she wrote, “where does it say in the bible to judge others? Oh right. It doesn’t. GOD is the only judge honey. ‘GOD is love.’” SOURCE

Maybe this is just my tattoo-superiority coming through here, but while the tattoo is very well intentioned, it looks a tad … sloppy. I appreciate it, but small tattoos like that have a tendency to not look as well-defined as they could, although it is still fresh so as it heals it may get better. That being said, next time she may want to get a bigger one so that they could put more work into it. Other than that, kudos sweetheart.

Miley Cyrus

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Alex Pettyfer doesn’t actually have that crotch tattoo!

May 20, 2011 9:48 AM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Actors Tagged: ,

Hey, remember when actor Alex Pettyfer claimed he had a tattoo that said “Thank You” above his crotch, and then said that L.A. was a cesspool of douchebaggery? Well, now he’s claiming that he was actually misrepresented, and that he loves L.A. and New York and that the tattoo above his junk actually just says “Alex”. I don’t know, I’m going to have to inspect it. Very, very closely.

“You know everyone thinks it says ‘Thank you,’” he told me last night in NYC. So what does the treasure trail tattoo actually say? “It says my name, ‘Alex.’ It’s boring,” he laughed while taking in the Hugo on Greene Street party at the Hugo Boss store. “He [the writer of the story] said that, not me.” Since we all know he’s not a fan of L.A. (he called it a “s–thole”), I asked how New York compares. “I love New York,” he quickly replied, “I love L.A., too. I love both places.” Come again? Because you sure didn’t sound like you were a fan of Hollywood when you called it “socially disgusting.” “I don’t think I was so much misquoted but misunderstood,” he explained. SOURCE

Uh … huh. Okay, so I’m going to grant him the fact that the interviewer probably just yanked out all the boring pieces and kept in the money quotes, and sarcasm and humor do tend to get lost in the translation from spoken word to print. That being said, it’s kind of hard to explain away calling something a shithole. “What, oh that? I meant shit like “Oh man, that song is totally my shit”! Get it? Because it’s awesome? Ha ha ha! Words … words confuse me sometimes. Who wants to see the tattoo over my penis that totally isn’t an obnoxious, sarcastic phrase?”

Alex Pettyfer

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Angelina Jolie reveals the meaning behind her new tattoo

May 12, 2011 12:22 PM by Jeremy Feist Comment Filed Under: Angelina Jolie Tagged: , ,

So after a month of wild speculation (or, more accurately, 24 hours of speculation followed by 29 days of ambivalence), Angelina Jolie has revealed the meaning behind her latest set of coordinate tattoos. It turns out, the answer was pretty much in front of everyone all along, because it turns out they’re the coordinates of Brad Pitt‘s birth place, which would have been glaringly obvious to anyone who could, oh I don’t know, GOOGLE?

Jolie’s latest tattoo sparked adoption speculation last month, when she revealed a new set of map coordinates on her arm, just underneath tattoos of coordinates of the birthplaces of her six children. But as PEOPLE.com suspected, the tattoo was in honor of Pitt, not a new child. “Well if they know that it’s latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad’s birthplace.” Jolie told Extra on Wednesday. “It’s Shawnee, Oklahoma.”

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Well now I feel stupid. Hear I was thinking it was the magical destination of Angelina’s newest magical rainbow child, and it turns out it was the place where someone popped Brad out of their cooter. DAMN YOU, INTERNETS! You’ve fooled me for the last time! Although I really should thank you for telling me all about the Illuminati and the lizard people. Man, it’s a good thing you backed that up with no real evidence either, otherwise I would have thought you people were just bored, paranoid people creating fiction and passing it off as fact to avoid the ennui of your own life!

Angelina Jolie

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