Shirtless Sylvester Stallone: Hot or freaky?

Sylvester Stallone

Call me a daddy chaser, but Sylvester Stallone? I would. Dude is looking super ripped in Bullet to the Head, which comes out in April of next year. Oh, and p.s. he's 65. Sure, maybe he's not so fresh in the face. Maybe his moobs look like flesh rocks that could crush you in a crippling man hug (fantasy death, FYI). I will say one thing though, this bitch is holding on to whatever he's got with all his might. I respect that. So many people grow MORE