Death by Diet: Ashton Kutcher almost kicked it?

Ashton Kutcher

We all know Ashton Kutcher is kind of a dbag but I'd still hit it, you guys. Whatever he's cute. He almost killed the cuteness -- LITERALLY -- while filming the Steve Jobs biopic. Because he's such a serious method actor and stuff, he decided to go on the extreme fruit-only diet the tech mastermind favored (why do you think he named the company Apple?) It's called the fruitarian diet, and it's dumb. Why? "First of all, the fruitarian diet can MORE

Russell Brand thinks he’s funny

Russell Brand

In case you didn't hear about this, Russell Brand snatched a guy's iPhone and threw it through a building because Russell got all whiny about having his picture taken. Which is sort of like getting pissed off about having to take orders when you're a waiter: it's just part of the job, numbnuts. Anyway, Russell decided to defend his actions the best way possible: by joking about them on Twitter. Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone MORE

Celebrities remember Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

In case you haven't been on the Internet for the past 12 or so hours, Apple co-founder Steve Jobs died at age 56, losing his battle with pancreatic cancer. So while confused teenagers on Facebook typed on their Macs about their complete lack of knowledge as to who Steve Jobs is (aaaaaand we have irony), celebrities have been sending their sympathies to his family. From RadarOnline: Bill Gates: "For those of us lucky enough to get to work with MORE

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

We all knew this was probably going to happen but it doesn't make it any less sad, Apple's visionary co-founder Steve Jobs passed away today at the age of 56 after losing his eight-year battle with pancreatic cancer. There's simply no doubt that he managed to change the world with his entrepreneurial spirit, incredible inventions and amazingly useful products that will continue to live on and enrich all of our digital lives. I swear by Apple MORE