Iggy Azalea (most likely) has a sex tape!

Iggy Azalea Sex Tape

Everytime someone says 'celebrity sex tape,' two things immediately pop into my head: First, just typing those words ensures some pretty decent traffic. I could be talking about the pros and cons of watching different brands of paint dry, and adding in those words will still yield a sizable crowd. Second is that invariably, I'll go into another bit about how releasing sex tapes legally in the states works and how this can all be turned into a MORE

Vivid Video is trying to stop Farrah Abraham’s erotic fiction

Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

In case you haven't heard by now, Farrah Abraham is launching a series of erotic novels, which will double as the English language's tombstone. Seriously, I don't think I've ever met anyone who has misunderstood the concept of eroticism or literature the way Farrah does, and yet ... here we are. Anyway, Vivid Video has decided to step in and shield the world from the awfulness that is Farrah's written word by threatening her with legal action if MORE

Steve Hirsch vows to return Kris Jenner’s sex tape (if it exists)

Kris Jenner

So far, we've spent the better part of a week discussing Kris Jenner's sex tape, which by the looks of it doesn't actually exist. For all we know, this was just another way for Kris to drum up publicity for all the nothing she does, and if that's the case, congratulations. You made us talk about how much we dislike you for another week. Mission accomplished, honey-buns. Anyway, now Vivid Video's head honcho Steve Hirsch is swearing that if such a MORE

No one wants to buy Farrah Abraham’s used panties

Farrah Abraham

What's better than one slam against Farrah Abraham? TWO slams against Farrah! So here's a lovely little piece from FishWrapper about Vivid Video trying to rid themselves of Farrah's used underwear, only for the world to collectively go "NOPE." Vivid is putting Farrah's former lingerie up for sale on eBay, and it's because they have a brain, and don't want anything Farrah-related hanging around their warehouses. From Vivid's CEO, Steve Hirsch: MORE

Steve Hirsch finally called out Farrah Abraham

Steve Hirsch and Farrah Abraham

Before releasing her porno (not a sex tape, a porno) Farrah Abraham was looking down the barrel of obscurity, since her only notable career achievements were "having a kid when she was a teenager" and "ruining her kid". But then Steve Hirsch gave her a chance to make some honest money by shooting a porn with Vivid Video, even booking James Deen for her! Naturally, she thanked him by crapping all over him and James. Thankfully, Steve finally had MORE

It took two whole days to prove Farrah Abraham was lying

Farrah Abraham

Last Friday, Vivid Video released a sequel porno featuring Farrah Abraham, so of course it only took a matter of hours before Farrah was lying about how it was a "sex tape" and that she never signed off on it. Except oh look, here's TMZ with proof that it totally was a porno and that she absolutely did give Vivid Video permission to release it. Abraham is upset over Vivid releasing a follow-up video to Backdoor Teen Mom ... claiming she never MORE

Farrah Abraham is already selling out Vivid Video

Farrah Abraham

Earlier today, I talked about Farrah Abraham and her porno she lied is a sex tape, wondering how long it would take before she inevitably sold out Vivid Video because she's a lying little sociopath. If you guessed "a few hours" then hooray! You win! You bet on Farrah being the worst person imaginable and it paid off. TMZ reports ... Farrah's lawyer tells TMZ ... his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel MORE

Tila Tequila is releasing a(nother) sex tape

Tila Tequila

A week or two ago, Tila Tequila decided to recreate herself as a reincarnated Hitler fighting against the forces of the Illuminati and the racists (she said, without a hint of irony). Well, in case you're wondering what the f*ck that was all about, apparently she's releasing a sex tape with Vivid and I'm guessing she decided to promote it by releasing pictures of her as sexy Hitler standing in front of a concentration camp. And that is why Tila MORE

Farrah Abraham beat Kim Kardashian in a porn battle!

Farrah Abraham

I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah's porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian's sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim MORE

Farrah Abraham brought her family to her sex tape negotiations!

Farrah Abraham

Because of course she did, Farrah Abraham decided that a sex tape negotiation meeting would be the perfect place to bring her hyper-religious father and her three-year-old daughter along with her. Mind you, there was nothing to actually negotiate because she allegedly already got paid and signed the legal documentation, so all she did was bring a toddler to a porn studio. Nicely done. TMZ reports ... Farrah told our photog she is negotiating MORE

Farrah Abraham’s sex tape is actually a porno with James Deen

Earlier today, we posted about how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham may or may not have had a sex tape floating around because really, when the only thing you've done with your life is get knocked up as a teenager then allow MTV to film you as you fail at motherhood, porn is a step in the right direction. Except it turns out it wasn't just a sex tape, but a full-blown porno starring James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons co-star) and will most MORE

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is fireproof!

Kim Kardashian and Ray J's Sex Tape

In case you needed further proof that Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape with Ray J is secretly one of Voldemort's horcruxes, over the weekend there was a fire at Vivid Video, and somehow, Kim's tape went unscathed. Apparently, if you watch the original tape, you have to make someone else watch it or you'll die in seven days. Kim's sex tape was the inspiration for the horror anthology, V/H/S. I could literally do this all day, I really could. TMZ MORE

What do the Kardashians think about Kanye West’s sex tape(s)?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

In the space of a few years, the Kardashians have made enough money off of Kim Kardashian's now infamous sex tape to basically send anti-retroviral medication to Africa, which of course they won't do because they deserve all that money they didn't actually work for, dammit! So of course, when they heard about the sex tapes made by Kim's boyfriend, Kanye West, you'd probably be correct in assuming that Kris Jenner just handed him Vivid Video's MORE

Joan Rivers’ daughter is dating a porn mogul!

Melissa Rivers and Steve Hirsch

As everyone knows (okay, not everyone, just humor me here) the best money in porn is found behind the scenes. Sure, performers can make bank if they work hard enough, but owning a studio is practically like printing money. Which is why Joan Rivers is ecstatic that her daughter Melissa Rivers is dating Steve Hirsch, head honcho of Vivid Entertainment. And also because they make each other happy, I guess ... bah. Lovey dovey relationships. TMZ MORE