Judge Sautner isn’t happy with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Mark Heller

After her lawyer tried to pretend that she was too sick to fly from New York to Los Angeles for her court date, Lindsay Lohan magically found her way to court this morning (after getting rejected by two hotels last night), which we can all agree, has nothing to do with the fact that TMZ had pictures of her out shopping (and smoking) when she was supposed to be sick. Anyway, if you're wondering how Judge Stephanie Sautner is liking this? She MORE

Lindsay Lohan might be screwed

Lindsay Lohan

So remember how Lindsay Lohan's upcoming court case was supposed to be presided over by a judge who prefers buying her defendants a Starbucks gift card instead of sending them to jail? Well, at the last minute, Lindsay's case will be heard by judge Stephanie Sautner, who you may remember was responsible for giving Lindsay her probation and basically told her that she never wanted to see her in court ever again. So yeah, Lindsay might be MORE

Lindsay Lohan might be charged for lying to the police

Lindsay Lohan

Remember last summer when Lindsay Lohan got a free limo to drive her wherever she wanted, but was all like, "Nah, I'm a great driver!" And then she rammed her Porsche up a trucker's ass? Yeah. Well, turns out after the accident, she may or may not have lied to the police, which is kind of a huge no-no, and according to TMZ, this potential probation violation could send her to jail. For those keeping track, we've now reached the fourth step in the MORE