Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 27th birthday in rehab with Shawn Holley and ice cream cake

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is still in rehab, which is a pleasant surprise since in her less-intelligent days, LiLo would have punched a rehab worker by now. But this is the new Lindsay, the one that's actually trying to get her life on track and no, I said that without any trace of irony. I am legitimately impressed by how she's putting her nose to the grindstone on this one. Hell, she's so committed that she actually celebrated her birthday in rehab with MORE

Lindsay Lohan rehires Shawn Holley, goes to Betty Ford

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

After realizing yesterday that she can't actually just do whatever she wants, something must have clicked in Lindsay Lohan's brain that went, "Oh, that's right, Shawn Holley is the only reason we're not trading cigarettes for sandwiches in prison right now." So after bailing on one rehab, and then another, Lindsay has hired back Shawn as a lawyer, and has been given the green light to stay at The Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California ... MORE

Lindsay Lohan still hasn’t paid Shawn Holley

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

So remember how Lindsay Lohan swore up and down that paying lawyer Shawn Holley the $300,000+ she owed her was on the top of her to-do list? Yeah, she hasn't paid her a dime so far. I know, I can hardly believe it either. RadarOnline reports ... “Lindsay hasn’t paid Shawn Holley one dime of her outstanding huge legal bill. Lindsay figures since Shawn refused to take her back as a client, it just isn’t a priority for the troubled starlet. MORE

Lindsay Lohan finally plans to pay Shawn Holley

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

Can we talk about how much of a saint Shawn Holley must be? Because she represented Lindsay Lohan for years, through major malfunction after major malfunction, apparently never got paid, and ended up getting fired for her troubles. Seriously, I'm pretty sure people have been canonized for less. Anyway, despite the fact that people have been talking for weeks about the hundreds of thousands of dollars Lindsay owes Shawn, Lindsay is only now paying MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Desperately seeking a new lawyer!

Lindsay Lohan

Since Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer, Mark Heller, basically built his case for her around lucky rabbit feet and trying to flatter the judge, it probably shouldn't be too surprising that Lindsay just realized what a colossal mistake she made, and is now shopping for a new lawyer. Except she's Lindsay, so you can bet your ass that everyone she asked to represent her nervously looked around the room, wrung their hands and went, "Oooooo, no, I can't, I MORE

Lindsay Lohan is going to court after all

Lindsay Lohan

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan made it to court ... watch the live stream on TMZ! Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tried to duck out of her court case by pretending that she was sick, sorta like how I used to try and duck out of gym class by saying that I was allergic to dodgeballs and ultimate frisbee; No one ever believed me, nor should they have believed me. Well, it turns out that TMZ actually had pictures of Lindsay out shopping (and smoking) the day MORE

Shawn Holley is done with Lindsay Lohan for good!

Shawn Holley and Lindsay Lohan

Presumably after making sure that Lindsay Lohan was left in the best of hands --  specifically, the hands of a lawyer who used to represent Jon Gosselin and can't even practice law in L.A. without a socialite sponsoring him -- Shawn Holley has finally decided bending over backwards trying to keep a perennial trainwreck out of jail for no money is crap, and has officially given up on Lindsay. Via TMZ ... Sources connected with the case tell us MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer sounds like a winner!

Lindsay Lohan and Max George

So remember how Lindsay Lohan fired Shawn Holley, aka the only reason she isn't currently blowing prison guards for sandwiches, and then replaced her with the guy who represented Jon Gosselin? Well, it's getting worse: turns out, Mark Heller can't actually practice law in Los Angeles, where all of Lindsay's legal trouble is, and he had to be sponsored by a socialite who hasn't practiced the law in seventeen years. In related news, Shawn was last MORE

Lindsay Lohan owes Shawn Holley her life (and $$$)

Lindsay Lohan and Shawn Holley

Like me, you probably assumed that Shawn Holley stayed with Lindsay Lohan for all those years as her lawyer because, well, when you consider how many times Lindsay's been in court, you'd figure Holley would be making bank on that one. Except this is LiLo we're talking about, so naturally she never actually paid her and now Lindsay owes Holley $300,000 in unpaid legal fees. From RadarOnline ... “Lindsay owes Shawn over $300k in legal fees and MORE

Lindsay Lohan just fired her lawyer Shawn Holley!

Lindsay Lohan and lawyer Shawn Holley

I've been writing for PopBytes for almost three years now, and one of the things that has consistently amazed me is the talent of Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Holley. I don't know how she does it, but the woman is a certifiable legal genius. That is the only explanation for why Lindsay isn't currently bartering cigarettes for toilet paper in jail, even when she is clearly doing everything she possibly can to put herself in that situation. MORE

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan knows she’s lost control!

Lindsay Lohan

Well, in a not so surprising turn of events, it sounds like Lindsay Lohan has (conveniently) admitted her life has spun out of control (again) and needs professional help — and lots of it. TMZ reports the troubled starlet has turned to her lawyer Shawn Holley (who does seems to have Lindsay's best interests at heart), because at this point who can she really turn to? Her parents? HA! No. Jeremy and I do poke a lot of fun at LiLo here on MORE

Lindsay Lohan is facing eight months of jail!

Lindsay Lohan

In the past year, Lindsay Lohan lied to police over wreckless driving, punched a woman in the face (allegedly), and was the central suspect in a theft case that was dropped after the guy who got robbed conveniently refused to press charges. In a logical universe, LiLo would actually be forced to serve the eight months of jail time after her probation is revoked tomorrow, but this is reality, so Lindsay will probably be forced to watch an episode MORE

Lindsay Lohan might be charged for lying to the police

Lindsay Lohan

Remember last summer when Lindsay Lohan got a free limo to drive her wherever she wanted, but was all like, "Nah, I'm a great driver!" And then she rammed her Porsche up a trucker's ass? Yeah. Well, turns out after the accident, she may or may not have lied to the police, which is kind of a huge no-no, and according to TMZ, this potential probation violation could send her to jail. For those keeping track, we've now reached the fourth step in the MORE

Does Lindsay Lohan need an intervention?

Lindsay Lohan

On the Lindsay Lohan cycle, we've just cleared the massive alcohol-induced blow-up stage and are now well on our way to the intervention put together by her team, which I'm pretty sure will involve Shawn Holley leaving a trail of jewelery leading into Promises. "Jewelery lying out in the open? I'd be an idiot not to hide it in my bra! Wait a minute ... CURSE YOU SHAWN HOLLEY!" TMZ reports ... The emails are between Michael, Evan Hainey (LiLo's MORE