How Random: Sara Bareilles fired Jonah Hill’s brother after he picked a fight with Sharon Osbourne

Sara Bareilles

Sometimes, a story will get thrown our way that, for the life of me, makes absolutely no friggin' sense. A story that seems like a mish-mash of weird ideas and random celebs you never thought would cross ways. A story that makes you just go, "wait, huh?" This is that story: Apparently, Sara Bareilles fired her manager Jordan Feldstein (who happens to be Jonah Hill's brother) after he got into a fight with Sharon Osbourne. And yes, DRINKS WERE MORE

Sharon Osbourne reminds Justin Bieber he’s white

Sharon Osbourne

Despite the fact that Justin Bieber has been putting targets all over himself over the past year with his behavior and lack of sympathetic qualities, very few celebrities ever seem to call him out on it, probably because (A) he makes a lot of money, and (B) Justin's fans are certifiably insane and can (and will) rationalize criminal behavior for the sake of their fantasy crush. But leave it to Sharon Osbourne and read Justin from cover to cover. MORE

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are splitting up?

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

I always considered Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne to be one of the most oddly endearing couples, what with him being the sort of off-kilter lord of darkness and Sharon the devoted matriarch who would use one hand to defend her kids and the other to tear the eyes out of some backwoods whore fresh off the Rock of Love bus. Well, they've split up, which means true love is a lie. Dammit. TMZ reports ... Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have split up ... at MORE

Lady Gaga’s pants ripped, everyone saw her butt

Lady Gaga

Before we dig into the meat of this story -- Haha! Meat! Because BUTTS! -- let's update you on the completely contrived feud between Lady Gaga and Kelly Osbourne that Gaga started for attention. Kelly admitted that she's a Gaga fan, and Gaga in turn is still sitting on her moral high-horse like she has one. From E! Online ... "All I have to say on this subject is that I love Lady Gaga!" Kelly Osbourne explained. "I made stupid mistakes when I MORE

Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady Gaga

Sharon Osbourne vs. Lady Gaga

So apparently, Lady Gaga decided to blast Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers' E! show, Fashion Police, because apparently there's no difference between the systematic bullying of a helpless kid until they do something drastic and making fun of things celebs wear. Well, after Gaga publicly shamed someone with less clout than her without a single trace of irony, 'Little Monsters' started sending hate mail and death threats to Kelly, once again without MORE