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Can you believe it has been an entire year since famewhore Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after two whole months of pseudo-marriage? I know. They said it would never last, but Kim proved them all right! Anyway, in what I can only assume was a thinly-veiled attempt to distract everyone from remembering that, here's a rumor about how Kim may (or may not) have a second Ray J sex tape floating around out there, heaven help us MORE
Oh Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman is doing well these days ... she's going to rehab for substance abuse (Xanax) and one of her fourteen kids may or may not have looked up and subsequently watched her bean-flick masturbation video. And people say she's a bad mother. HA! Hilarious. TMZ reports ... At least one of Octomom's kids watched her masturbation video ... according to one of Octo's former nannies. TMZ has obtained correspondence between nanny MORE
So it turns out, when Hulk Hogan asked "Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?" The answer to that was: Record it, leak the sex tape footage to Gawker, then get sued for $100 Million. See? And now you know! This blog is also occasionally a place of learning. TMZ reports ... Hulk's attorney spoke at a news conference in Tampa moments ago, announcing two lawsuits filed today by the wrestler -- one against Bubba the Love Sponge and MORE
Yeah, those words up there are happening. Anyway, during a concert, some "personal footage" of Justin Bieber was stolen after someone snatched his and his tour manager's computer and camera. Was it a sex tape? Probably not -- at least I'm hoping not because just GOOD JEEBUS NO. We do not need that to be a thing -- but Gawker assumes it is because ... actually, now that I rationalize this in my head, that sounds almost feasible. Still, MORE
The internet is nothing if not the great equalizer, in that it doesn't matter how rich, successful or famous you are, chances are someone somewhere out there is looking at pictures and video of you naked. Case in point: Hulk Hogan's sex tape finally hit the web, Gawker has already posted a one-minute snippet of it (NSFW, natch), which makes it seem like Hulk had no idea he was being filmed, so of course Hulk is sending them a cease-and-desist MORE
Okay, not really. It's actually just a video for Funny or Die that makes fun of the whole crowd-sourcing thing. But it is pretty funny and for some reason, posts with "SEX TAPE" in the title tend to bring in the numbers something fierce, so I'm not going to look a gift horse in its immaculate mouth. I just hope that after she raises her money, Bar Refaeli actually pays her sex tape volunteers. Seriously, can you imagine if some guy made a sex MORE
In the space of a few years, the Kardashians have made enough money off of Kim Kardashian's now infamous sex tape to basically send anti-retroviral medication to Africa, which of course they won't do because they deserve all that money they didn't actually work for, dammit! So of course, when they heard about the sex tapes made by Kim's boyfriend, Kanye West, you'd probably be correct in assuming that Kris Jenner just handed him Vivid Video's MORE
Remember when we recently reported about the existence of a Kanye West sex tape, that also happened to feature married eighteen-year-old Kim Kardashian doppelgänger? Well, when we said "Kanye West sex tape", we actually meant "Kanye West sex tapes." As in plural. As in more than one. As in cartoon dollar signs just shot out of Kim Kardashian's eyes. TMZ reports: The reports are true ... a Kanye sex tape featuring a young woman in a hotel room MORE
UPDATE: Now there's apparently TWO Kanye West sex tapes! You know what's sad? I signed up for Google Alerts on "Sex Tape". Not because I have any vested personal interest in them, but because I know a good celebrity sex tape can, and will, pay for my rent alone on page views. Seriously, the hits we got on a sex tape by freaking Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman allowed my boyfriend and I to redo our kitchen. Thank you, kind crazy bad mother. Your MORE
So last week, Kanye West released a track on his website called "Clique", in which he bragged about how his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian is only famous because of a crappy sex tape. Which is, you know, kind of a weird thing to rap about, but I guess when you're also calling her a "Perfect Bitch," that's kind of the next logical step. Anyway, turns out that Kanye has allegedly been obsessed with Kim's infamous sex tape with Ray J for years, going so MORE
In case you were wondering how long it would take Vivid Entertainment to offer millions to Prince Harry for a sex tape after nude pictures ended up on line: four. The answer was four days. Anyway, in light of Prince Harry's meat and two veg hitting the web after a trip to Vegas, Vivid is offering the Prince a rather nice $10 Million for a sex tape. Which ... I'm sorry, I'm trying to do the math here, and I can't help but feel like that would be MORE
Last week, rumors circulated that Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape to Vivid Entertainment, which ... d'uh. Honestly, if this turns out to be true, it would probably be the least surprising thing I've ever heard. "Kris sold Kim's sex tape. Huh. Yeah, I can see that. This mayonnaise has 25% less fat than the leading brand? WITCHCRAFT!" Well, now Vivid is rebuking the claims, saying that Kris would never do something that totally MORE
At this point, if you told me that Kris Jenner sometimes drinks the tears of her daughter because it gets rid of crows feet, I would probably just say shrug my shoulders and go "well d'uh." Because Kris is awful and that's really her one and only marketable skill. Seriously, I always kind of figured that Kris was an awful enough mother that she probably organized Kim Kardashian's sex tape all on her own, and according to an anonymous source, I MORE
You know you've made it big when people start circulating grainy videos of what they purport to be you makin' the sexy times. Such is the case with Canadian Carly Rae Jepsen whose song "Call Me Maybe" has blown up so hard that now people are claiming that she already has a sex tape floating around out there. Except it turns out that's not really her, and I mean really, was there ever a chance it was? She's a little too cutesy-poo to do the nasty MORE
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