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Earlier today, I talked about Farrah Abraham and her porno she lied is a sex tape, wondering how long it would take before she inevitably sold out Vivid Video because she's a lying little sociopath. If you guessed "a few hours" then hooray! You win! You bet on Farrah being the worst person imaginable and it paid off. TMZ reports ... Farrah's lawyer tells TMZ ... his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel MORE
Lying liar who tells lies Farrah Abraham said that her last sex tape (read: porno) ruined her life and that she wasn't a porn star. So of course, she made another sex tape (read: porno) which I'm sure she'll lie about some more. FishWrapper reports ... The movie is called "Farrah 2: Backdoor and More," and it comes with the rock-solid guarantee that this tape isn't the "at home" sex tape she tried to play off as a leak like the first time MORE
Well, Justin Bieber's been accused of everything else at this point -- weed, sizzurp, vandalism, property damage, being photographed coming out of a brothel, videotaped sleeping by a prostitute, calling a fan "a whale", driving while impaired, assaulting a limo driver -- so now allegedly he has a sex tape. From an orgy. Sure, why not. RadarOnline reports ... In a still image provided to RadarOnline, Bieber can be seen with his baseball cap on MORE
Despite the fact that Farrah Abraham released a professionally made porno, made with actual porn stars and a camera crew by Vivid Video whom she emailed a script to beforehand, Farrah is still trying to pretend it was a "sex tape". Uh-huh. Well, apparently on last night's episode of Couples Therapy, she lied to everyone about how it was a "sex tape" and that there was no camera person on hand even though she literally said there was just moments MORE
Remember how, when Farrah Abraham first released Backdoor Teen Mom, she tried to tell everyone that it was a private sex tape that just so happened to star James Deen by sheer coincidence (He's WAY too good for all these chicken-sh!t gigs)? And absolutely no one believed her because she's Farrah? Well, it gets better: Turns out, she basically tried to write an entire porno all by herself, and guess what? She's hopelessly clueless! RadarOnline MORE
Stop me if you heard this one before: vaguely noteworthy, E-list attention-seeker makes a sextape in order to launch a reality TV career. She pretends it "leaked" even though she pretty much orchestrated the whole thing from beginning to end. She gets on a reality TV show. Newly kind of famous famewhore tries to pretend porn ruined her life because it's easier to blame an easy external scapegoat than it is to admit that she's just a terrible MORE
A week or two ago, Tila Tequila decided to recreate herself as a reincarnated Hitler fighting against the forces of the Illuminati and the racists (she said, without a hint of irony). Well, in case you're wondering what the f*ck that was all about, apparently she's releasing a sex tape with Vivid and I'm guessing she decided to promote it by releasing pictures of her as sexy Hitler standing in front of a concentration camp. And that is why Tila MORE
Back when Farrah Abraham first released her "sex tape" which actually turned out to be a porno for which she wanted plausible deniability, Farrah claimed that she made a million. Turns out, much like everything else Farrah said about her sex tape, this was a slight exaggeration. According to Fox 411, if you knock off a couple zeroes from her paycheck, you'll get the actual amount she earned: $10,000. One source close to the situation tells MORE
Remember Tami Erin? Of course you don't, because she's a little known child star whose only major role was in 1988's The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking and (I swear, this is completely true) the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special. Yes, I finally got a chance to shoehorn Tim & Eric into this blog. Best day ever. Anyway, according to TMZ Tami is releasing a sex tape she made because apparently, she was worried her MORE
So here's Alyssa Milano's sex tape, which -- surprise! -- is actually just a spoof filmed for Funny or Die. I understand the whole concept behind it, in that people get way too into celebrity gossip than actual news, but part of me also feels like you can't really force people to become interested in the issues you hold dear. I get that Syria is an important issue and something that everyone should be learning about more than they are, but you MORE
Remember when they tried to kill Kris Jenner's awful talk show, except they didn't actually kill it because destroying evil of that caliber requires a silver bullet and a wooden stake? Well, their inability to properly destroy the beast has only made her come back stronger, because Kris has now brought out the big guns: She made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner. Via HuffPo ... In a teaser clip for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The MORE
You can tell that Lady Gaga has a new single and album to promote because she's gawd damn everywhere right now and I'm just trying to pad things out so that this doesn't turn into a 24-hour news cycle about her. In fact, I'm so desperate to diversify things that I'm just going to plunk this story about how Teen Mom turned porn star Farrah Abraham is worried about being outshined by Myla Sinanaj (aka Kris Humphries ex-girlfriend) in the sex tape MORE
In case you were under the impression that Courtney Stodden would tell the world she had a sex tape and then not release it for money and attention, Courtney is now thinking about releasing it for money and attention. It's the classic example of Chekhov's Gun, except instead of a gun, it's a crappy video of a Q-list celebrity flicking the bean. RadarOnline reports ... “There is that saying ‘never say never,’” the 18-year-old, who in MORE
Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE
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