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Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE
Apparently, Farrah Abraham woke up this morning, looked at her daughter and thought, "hmmmm, what can I do today to get more attention while simultaneously proving that I'm a terrible mother who will some day ruin her daughter?" And then Farrah decided to go on King Mac Radio to talk about how she plans on showing her sex tape to her daughter when she turns 13. Did you hear that Child Protective Services? DID YOU HEAR THAT BULLSH!T? Also, she MORE
You would figure that after getting pregnant when she was a teenager, Farrah Abraham would have taken it upon herself to find out how exactly people get pregnant. Except you'd be giving her way too much credit, because I don't think Farrah is smart enough to piss her pants without a funnel. Anyway, Farrah was spotted by TMZ shopping for pregnancy tests, and is apparently convinced that she got pregnant thanks to the recent porn she filmed with MORE
Whenever a celebrity releases a porno on the market, they usually try to claim that it was never meant to get out, or that it somehow "leaked" onto the market even though that's not a thing that actually happens. So of course, here's famewhore Farrah Abraham talking to Entertainment Tonight about her porno Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which she still claims was made for her own private use, which is why she hired porn star James Deen and MORE
I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah's porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian's sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim MORE
Vivid Video has just released Farrah Abraham's new porn / sex tape video (here's a very NSFW preview), which means whatever fame she had from being a colossal bitch on Teen Mom got stretched out for another fifteen minutes. Or however long it takes for her viewers to climax. Twenty minutes I guess? Either way, Farrah wants you all to stop tweeting her about it because something something something she had a baby when she was sixteen, do you MORE
UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! Sure, famewhore Farrah Abraham may be a delusional, irresponsible liar, but if there's one thing I know about men it's that they can totally overlook that if the woman has big ol' knockers (or for gay men: a nine-incher, it's how our species has stayed alive all these years). So in that respect, here are the very first racy (semi-NSFW) images from Farrah Superstar: MORE
UPDATE: Here are photos from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! It's been fun watching the details of Farrah Abraham's sex tape slowly trickle out while she tried (and failed miserably) to play innocent. The weird way she tried to throw shade at James Deen even when he was nothing but nice to her, her attempt to try and bilk Vivid Video for $2 million when we all MORE
Since Farrah Abraham filmed her sex tape, she's lied about the fact that it was actually a porno, she's lied about the fact that she's trying to option it off even though legally she would have had to sign all the paperwork already, and ... well, she was on Teen Mom. It's not like she's the most honest person in the world. Now, Farrah is trying to accuse James Deen of threatening her with Child Protective Services, which wouldn't be the worst MORE
Because of course she did, Farrah Abraham decided that a sex tape negotiation meeting would be the perfect place to bring her hyper-religious father and her three-year-old daughter along with her. Mind you, there was nothing to actually negotiate because she allegedly already got paid and signed the legal documentation, so all she did was bring a toddler to a porn studio. Nicely done. TMZ reports ... Farrah told our photog she is negotiating MORE
So yeah, something something something Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham yadda yadda fake sex tape blah blah blah she said something stupid and petulant and she made herself look like a spoiled little asshole who ruined her own life and is now set on ruining the life of her baby because she's just the worst person ever. Us Weekly reports ... "I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say," she told a TMZ MORE
So remember how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham made a sex tape, except it was actually a porno because this is probably the most mature and responsible things she's done in her entire life? Well, she wants $2 Million to actually release it because of course she does. TMZ reports ... Farrah Abraham is finally copping to shooting a full-on porn -- with A-list porn star James Deen -- but says even though it was intended for her personal scrapbook MORE
Yesterday, we saw rumors of a sex tape made by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham circulate the web, followed by Farrah trying to deny it by tripping over the English language. Then everyone found out that the 'sex tape' was actually a full-fledged porno starring Farrah and James Deen (who is way too good for this crap). Turns out, Farrah getting down on film was her plot all along ... who the hell does she think she is? Kim Kardashian? Read more on MORE
Ray J just released a new diss track called "I Hit It First," in which he brags about how he had sex with famewhore Kim Kardashian before Kanye West did, because hey, remember how Kim is only famous because she made a sex tape where Ray J peed on her? And that Kanye West used to watch that sex tape when nailing other women? Good times, goooooooood times ... MORE
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