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Back when Farrah Abraham first released her "sex tape" which actually turned out to be a porno for which she wanted plausible deniability, Farrah claimed that she made a million. Turns out, much like everything else Farrah said about her sex tape, this was a slight exaggeration. According to Fox 411, if you knock off a couple zeroes from her paycheck, you'll get the actual amount she earned: $10,000. One source close to the situation tells MORE
Remember Tami Erin? Of course you don't, because she's a little known child star whose only major role was in 1988's The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking and (I swear, this is completely true) the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special. Yes, I finally got a chance to shoehorn Tim & Eric into this blog. Best day ever. Anyway, according to TMZ Tami is releasing a sex tape she made because apparently, she was worried her MORE
So here's Alyssa Milano's sex tape, which -- surprise! -- is actually just a spoof filmed for Funny or Die. I understand the whole concept behind it, in that people get way too into celebrity gossip than actual news, but part of me also feels like you can't really force people to become interested in the issues you hold dear. I get that Syria is an important issue and something that everyone should be learning about more than they are, but you MORE
Remember when they tried to kill Kris Jenner's awful talk show, except they didn't actually kill it because destroying evil of that caliber requires a silver bullet and a wooden stake? Well, their inability to properly destroy the beast has only made her come back stronger, because Kris has now brought out the big guns: She made a sex tape with Bruce Jenner. Via HuffPo ... In a teaser clip for an upcoming episode of Keeping Up With The MORE
You can tell that Lady Gaga has a new single and album to promote because she's gawd damn everywhere right now and I'm just trying to pad things out so that this doesn't turn into a 24-hour news cycle about her. In fact, I'm so desperate to diversify things that I'm just going to plunk this story about how Teen Mom turned porn star Farrah Abraham is worried about being outshined by Myla Sinanaj (aka Kris Humphries ex-girlfriend) in the sex tape MORE
In case you were under the impression that Courtney Stodden would tell the world she had a sex tape and then not release it for money and attention, Courtney is now thinking about releasing it for money and attention. It's the classic example of Chekhov's Gun, except instead of a gun, it's a crappy video of a Q-list celebrity flicking the bean. RadarOnline reports ... “There is that saying ‘never say never,’” the 18-year-old, who in MORE
Because it worked so well for Farrah Abraham (assuming you define "well" as "revealed her as a delusional, unprofessional liar who has no business raising a child") teen bride Courtney Stodden told E! Online that she has a sex tape, which she has no plans on releasing. Oh who are we kidding? She'd probably hand it over to you for a stick of gum if you promised it would get her attention. Surprise, surprise: The provocative teen bride reveals MORE
Apparently, Farrah Abraham woke up this morning, looked at her daughter and thought, "hmmmm, what can I do today to get more attention while simultaneously proving that I'm a terrible mother who will some day ruin her daughter?" And then Farrah decided to go on King Mac Radio to talk about how she plans on showing her sex tape to her daughter when she turns 13. Did you hear that Child Protective Services? DID YOU HEAR THAT BULLSH!T? Also, she MORE
You would figure that after getting pregnant when she was a teenager, Farrah Abraham would have taken it upon herself to find out how exactly people get pregnant. Except you'd be giving her way too much credit, because I don't think Farrah is smart enough to piss her pants without a funnel. Anyway, Farrah was spotted by TMZ shopping for pregnancy tests, and is apparently convinced that she got pregnant thanks to the recent porn she filmed with MORE
IMAGE REMOVED BY REQUEST Whenever a celebrity releases a porno on the market, they usually try to claim that it was never meant to get out, or that it somehow "leaked" onto the market even though that's not a thing that actually happens. So of course, here's famewhore Farrah Abraham talking to Entertainment Tonight about her porno Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which she still claims was made for her own private use, which is why she MORE
I may not be the biggest fan of Farrah Abraham (read: she is the devil) and I may not be the biggest fan of how she turned what should have been a simple porn shoot into a hurricane of entitled MTV crazy, but I do have to give credit where credit is due: according to TMZ, Farrah's porno has reportedly beaten the ever-living crap out of Kim Kardashian's sex tape. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Kim got her ass kicked by a Teen Mom! Oh, that is golden. Showers. Kim MORE
Vivid Video has just released Farrah Abraham's new porn / sex tape video (here's a very NSFW preview), which means whatever fame she had from being a colossal bitch on Teen Mom got stretched out for another fifteen minutes. Or however long it takes for her viewers to climax. Twenty minutes I guess? Either way, Farrah wants you all to stop tweeting her about it because something something something she had a baby when she was sixteen, do you MORE
UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! Sure, famewhore Farrah Abraham may be a delusional, irresponsible liar, but if there's one thing I know about men it's that they can totally overlook that if the woman has big ol' knockers (or for gay men: a nine-incher, it's how our species has stayed alive all these years). So in that respect, here are the very first racy (semi-NSFW) images from Farrah Superstar: MORE
UPDATE: Here are photos from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! It's been fun watching the details of Farrah Abraham's sex tape slowly trickle out while she tried (and failed miserably) to play innocent. The weird way she tried to throw shade at James Deen even when he was nothing but nice to her, her attempt to try and bilk Vivid Video for $2 million when we all MORE
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