Who wants a Ryan Seacrest inflatable sex doll?

Ryan Seacrest Inflatable Sex Doll

In today's "this is a thing that exists, and I'm not entirely sure it won't become sentient and kill us all" news, Ryan Seacrest has his own inflatable sex / love doll now, thanks to the people at Pipedream (NSFW). Yeah, apparently they could have chosen anyone in Hollywood, and they went with Ryan. I'm not judging, I'm just saying, kind of a weird pick. But whatevs, RadarOnline reports ... “The Most Powerful Perv in Television Has A Dirty MORE

Miley Cyrus got a sex doll for Xmas!

MIley Cyrus

Happy day after Xmas, everyone! Hopefully, you all had a happy holiday, and even if you don't celebrate Xmas, we hope you still had a nice little day off. Anyway, no matter how good you think your Xmas was, Miley Cyrus clearly beat all of us because bitch got herself a blow-up sex doll for a present. WERK. Then she took it for a drive around the block with her, because everyone knows when you get a sex doll, you have to show it around the hood. MORE

OH NO! There’s a Justin Bieber sex doll?!

Justin Bieber Sex Doll

If you like your men bratty, thin, and vaguely resembling a twelve-year-old, then I have some good news for you! And for everyone else: RUN. Thanks to PipeDreams, the same people who brought you the equally ill-conceived Charlie Sheen and Miley Cyrus sex dolls, comes the Justin Bieber sex doll! He's all your ladies (for $25 bucks), because I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Via ONTD ... The company’s official product description MORE

Links: Charlie Sheen’s sex doll sells out?!

Charlie Sheen Sex Doll

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Miley Cyrus is not happy about her sex doll!

Miley Cyrus Sex Doll

Hello, page views. Last week, Pipedream Products debuted a Finally Miley sex doll, based on Miley Cyrus, which is the perfect for the person who has everything except for weird, vaguely pedophilic thoughts and motives. Anyway, according to rumors, Miley took this about as well as any eighteen-year-old girl would: She may or may not being suing them for making a really creepy, way-too-young-looking sex doll. The teen star is said to be so upset MORE