Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez will make it work this time?

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Well, this is happening again, so let's say we humor Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez a little, shall we? All right, here goes ... wow, congratulations you guys! It's so great that you were able to fix all the fundamental problems that made having a meaningful relationship work! And now you're together again! Way to go! I just know this time it's going to work, because you're both such mature adults, and you've really taken the time to examine MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez: Playing passive-aggressive!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Five years ago, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez seemed like talented (if not annoyingly omniprescient) kids teetering on the brink of stardom. Fast forward half a decade, and now they've both gone kind of crazy (after numerous splits and reunions) and are now passive-aggressively trying to one-up each other on Instagram, which once again, is what happens when you let your kids run off to Hollywood during their formative years. TMZ reports MORE

Selena Gomez & Orlando Bloom are vengeance-dating?

Selena Gomez

Remember how earlier I said that Justin Bieber was putting his plans to propose to Selena Gomez on Instagram because he's an idiot? Well, about that. According to Page Six, Selena and Orlando Bloom are reportedly doing it (see the picture of them together), as revenge for that one time Justin and supermodel and Orlando's ex-wife Miranda Kerr reportedly did it. But no, Instagram proposals. I'm sure that'll work out well for you, honey. Two days MORE

Justin Bieber might be planning to propose to Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber

When we last left Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, she had apparently cut off Justin again by unfollowing him, as well as Kendall and Kylie Jenner, on Instagram. And so we continue our tale of Instagram-based romance with this picture of Justin and something about how he's planning on proposing. You know how I know this absolutely won't work? Because you're telegraphing your romantic intentions on a website dedicated to pictures of sepia-toned MORE

Selena Gomez ‘broke up’ with Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Selena Gomez, Kendall and Kylie Jenner

Selena Gomez has been hanging around with Kendall and Kylie Jenner a lot recently, since Kim Kardashian is about to be put out to pasture and Kris Jenner needs a new generation of famewhores to work with. And yet, Kendall and Kylie's meal ticket may already be pulling out. According to TMZ, Selena has apparently broken up with Kendall and Kylie, although if her break ups with Justin Bieber are any indication, she'll just end up reuniting / MORE

Celebs Being Dumb At Coachella #2: Justin & Selena reunite

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

Yes, it's another episode of your new favorite series, 'Celebs Being Dumb at Coachella.' Anyway, in the latest installment, we have Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reuniting for the 261st time, because hey, if the first 260 times didn't work, maybe this one will. And that's why neither of them will ever be able to maintain a fulfilling adult relationship. TMZ reports ... Even Justin Bieber's hideous hat choices can't keep Selena Gomez away -- MORE

Taylor Swift isn’t happy with Selena Gomez

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez

Yesterday, I nearly herniated my brain trying to understand how or why Selena Gomez would ever get back together with Justin Bieber, although if I had to guess, it's because Selena breathes paint fumes the way we breathe oxygen. That's gotta mess with the part of your brain responsible for making not stupid decisions. As it turns out, I'm not the only one who cannot even with this, because according to Us Weekly, Taylor Swift has cut off Selena MORE

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez are back on? Again?

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So, just gonna go ahead and ask this, but ... WHAT THE HELL? Selena Gomez, this is directed straight at you, because you're supposed to be the one who knows better. But seriously, what the hell? Justin Bieber? You're giving Justin another go? What were you thinking? "Oh, the last seventy-two times he turned into a raging douche beast on me and we broke up and it was awful, but I have a good feeling about round seventy-three!" Was his calling you MORE

Justin Bieber got all huffy over Selena Gomez questions!

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

In all the hubbub surrounding Justin Bieber's jailhouse pee videos -- look forward to Justin Bieber Pees In A Cup 3: Revenge of the Fallen -- I almost forgot that there are ton of other things he's in trouble for. Like that photographer who is suing Justin for allegedly sending a bodyguard to rough him up in Miami. And according to TMZ, that's not going terribly well, as Justin walked out of the deposition after they asked him questions about MORE

Justin Bieber is still pining for Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez

Ever since Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up, Justin has done everything he could to burn down the bridge and salt the earth underneath it so that nothing could grow from that desecrated land. So of course, now he's apparently pining hard for Selena on Instagram, which is ever so romantic. Like if Lloyd Dobler took a huge dump all over Diane Court's doorstep and rolled around in it before he whipped out the boombox. I mean points for MORE

Selena Gomez is forbidden from seeing Justin Bieber

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

So yesterday, we all found out that Selena Gomez has gone in for a quiet rehab stay for pot, booze and Ambien after breaking things off. Well, there's some good news in all of this: Selena has finally been forbidden from being around Justin Bieber. Thank GAWD too; girl can do way better than the unevolved form of Vanilla Ice. Via HollywoodLife ... “Everyone between friends, family and handlers want Justin completely out of her life,” a MORE

Selena Gomez went to rehab for booze, pot and Ambien

Selena Gomez

From what I've heard, based on a few people who've worked for her, Selena Gomez is apparently just super nice in real life and a complete professional. Well apparently, last month she quietly entered rehab to fight an addiction to booze, weed and Ambien. Although apparently she's also blaming it on Justin Bieber, which ... well, let TMZ explain it and then we'll discuss that part ... But we're told Selena's decision was largely based on"that MORE

Selena Gomez was a bad influence on Justin Bieber? Yeah, no.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

Look, I'm going to level with you here: The world is still freaking out that the spoiled, entitled little popstar did something that a spoiled, entitled little popstar absolutely would do. This means that we're going to be wading through a lot of stories about how everyone around Justin Bieber is trying to shift the blame, or people are lashing out at him, or yadda yadda yadda. My point is, I'm going to try and stagger them as much as we possibly MORE

Selena Gomez could crack the Justin Bieber egging case!

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

Somehow, despite the everything working against him, Justin Bieber somehow was not busted for the egging incident, even after cops raided his weed den. But lo, there's still hope: According to RadarOnline, Justin's on-and-off girlfriend Selena Gomez was allegedly there on the night of the egging, and she's about to bring this whole thing down. Cops investigating the egg throwing incident at Justin Bieber’s mansion have a pop star they could MORE