Scooter Braun is ready to let Justin Bieber fail

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber

In the course of about four years (give or take) Justin Bieber has gone from "annoyingly over-marketed tween pop singer" to "cultural pariah people are asking Obama to deport." Around this point, you'd figure that his manager Scooter Braun would be taking a long hard look at the decisions he made when shaping a teenage boy into a man. Well, kinda? According to RadarOnline, he's talking about being there for Justin and letting him fail, which ... MORE

Justin Bieber’s team held an intervention for him in Panama?

Justin Bieber

All right, so let's just do some catching up: Apparently, Justin Bieber's off the hook for the whole drag racing thing last week, because Florida police really are just that bad. Despite their precious, precious cash cow being free to be milked, I guess his team decided to lay down the law with an intervention. But they didn't want it to be too harsh, so they held it in Panama. Sure, why not. TMZ reports ... Usher has high-tailed it down to MORE

Justin Bieber fired his security team because they cared?

Justin Bieber

Soooooooooooooo ... you know how the police raided Justin Bieber's mansion, confiscated his cell phone as evidence, and double-arrested Lil Za for drug possession / vandalism? Well, turns out his security team was actually trying to encourage his management team to start laying down the law and put him on the straight  and narrow, only to be fired for voicing their concern. And then Justin's house got raided. Hindsight's 20/20, ain't it? MORE

Justin Bieber: “Carry me up The Great Wall of China!”

Justin Bieber

For the past couple weeks, Scooter Braun has apparently been purging everyone he feels is a bad influence in Justin Bieber's life so that he can pull him out of the downward spiral he gleefully threw himself into. Well that's not going too well, because here's a photo posted to Twitter that shows Justin forcing his bodyguards to carry him up The Great Wall of China, because this is what happens when you put a spoiled kid in charge of an empire. MORE

Lil Za & Lil Twist: Booted from Justin Bieber’s house

Lil Za, Lil Twist and Justin Bieber

For some reason, Justin Bieber has been letting rappers / hanger-ons Lil Za and Lil Twist stay in his home because ... yeah, I'm not really sure. When you give a dipsh!t kid millions of dollars and no responsibility, you really can't question it when logic goes flying out the window. Anyway, in light of Bieber's fast falling reputation, Scooter Braun has apparently decided to start booting all of the people he sees as bad influences in Bieber's MORE

No, Justin Bieber isn’t going to rehab

Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun

Yesterday, a rumor went around about how Justin Bieber's manager, Scooter Braun, wanted him to go to rehab in order to fix his public image and get him to stop partying. Of course, Scooter would actually have to not feed Justin's swollen ego for two seconds, so not only is the rumor not true, but they decided to mock it by posting this douchey bullsh!t below. You can practically hear Justin go "Ha ha! This sense of entitlement will drive me to a MORE

Justin Bieber might be going to space

Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun

Justin Bieber is quickly burning through whatever goodwill he and his stupid hair built up during the early days of his fame, so it only makes sense that he might want to get away from it all for a while. Well, according to NBC News, Justin may be leaving for space soon with his manager Scooter Braun. Hopefully, it's a one-way trip kinda deal like that one episode of The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror where they fire all the annoying celebrities MORE

Oh look, it’s Justin Bieber’s butt!

Justin Bieber

If you were wondering how Justin Bieber has been taking his latest and hopefully, final breakup with Selena Gomez: Taking pictures of his butt and putting them up on Instagram. So if you like sad, flat, pancake asses (seriously straight guys: Leg days at the gym. Give it a ponder.) you can find it below. Here's the backstory from HuffPo: The photo was posted to Bieber's official Instagram account and received 86,000 likes before it was quickly MORE

If you party with Justin Bieber, he’ll own your pics?

Justin Bieber

Over the weekend, a picture of Justin Bieber smoking weed hit the web, and everyone freaked out because TEENAGERS? SMOKING THE MARIJUANA? Oh my stars and garters! Jeeves! Fish my monocole out of champagne flute for me! Pip pip cheerio and such. Anyway, as a means of completely over-correcting the problem, TMZ reports that Justin's team have taken to hanging a sign warning anyone who parties with Justin that any pictures they take now belong to MORE

Scooter Braun: The Grammys snubbed Justin Bieber

Scooter Braun and Justin Bieber

Earlier today, the 2013 Grammy nominations were announced, and in a shocking move, the two acts who got the most nominations were the most talented ones who made the best albums. I know, crazy right? Conversely, Justin Bieber earned exactly ... oh yes, zero nominations. I wonder why that is? Anyway, Scooter Braun (Justin's manager) is not going to take this one sitting down, and has fired back at the Grammys in the most rational, dignified and MORE

Justin Bieber likes to hits guys in the balls?

Justin Bieber and Scooter Braun

The New Yorker, that ever glowing beacon myopic intellectualism that I only ever read for the cartoons and the occasional David Sedaris piece, decided to publish a story about Scooter Braun, aka Justin Bieber's pimp manager. It's actually a pretty interesting read, since there's this super weird disconnect in everything Scooter says where he says all the right things but there's always this weirdly dark and sinister undertone to it all. It's MORE