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Here's the trailer for Don Jon (October), which was written by, directed by, and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Not only that, but it features JGL (that's what the kids are calling him, right? JGL?) as a muscle-bound, porn-loving gym bunny who is apparently allergic to sleeves. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY. Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a strong, handsome, good old-fashioned guy. His buddies call him Don Jon due to his ability to "pull" MORE
9021-Oh-my-God-He's-Naked! Ian Ziering, 49, will be taking it off as a guest headliner for the Las Vegas production of the famous (infamous?) all-male dance show Chippendales. He said in a statement: "I am passionate about health and fitness, so I've kept in shape, and dancing is something I've always enjoyed, so I figured why not?" Ziering's four-week appearance will include performances every Thursday through Sunday at the Rio on the strip. His MORE
I have to admit that Scarlett Johansson wasn’t on my radar until Iron Man 2. Is that an embarrassing thing to admit? Of course, I’d heard of her and knew of her marriage and subsequent divorce from Ryan Reynolds (and that really weird album she did) but I found her kind of insufferable. That all changed once she became Black Widow in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and now I’m obsessed but I digress. Ms. Johansson is on the cover of MORE
→ Scarlett Johansson has a new ‘Lucky You’ tattoo, and covers V magazine! BuzzFeed → Paris Hilton tweeted this ridiculous picture of herself all Photoshopped! CityRag → Mariah Carey relased an Obama victory song called "Bring It On Home" PopCrush → Model Kate Moss is the latest celeb to hop onboard the leopard-print bandwagon Yeeeah → Kristen Stewart is nervous giving interviews, but still makes time for fans I'm MORE
With The Avengers making a ton of money at the box office and thus cementing half a dozen bankable characters on which to base lucrative movies, Captain America is getting a sequel called Captain America: The Winter Soldier. No, I have no idea what that means; yes, you can probably get away with a "The Winter Soldier is coming" joke if you're willing to stretch for that one. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson is reportedly going to be appearing in the MORE
Since The Avengers made enough money for Joss Whedon to build a 30-story tall monument of himself tea-bagging Rupert Murdoch as fireworks spell out the phrase "How my nuts taste, biatch?!" in the sky (theoretically speaking anyway ...) it only makes sense to make a sequel. I mean ... seriously, did you see how much money the first one made? Can you imagine doing that again? THEN WHY WOULDN'T YOU? And Scarlett Johansson is already being offered an MORE
I know, I know, another post about Scarlett Johansson's boobs and bum. But hey, considering how much you guys seem to love this (no really, the page-views on just one of these posts alone could pay my rent) we're going to keep talking about them until they sag down to the floor. Anyway, in a new interview with Vanity Fair, Scarlett revealed that the pictures were originally meant for Ryan Reynolds' eyes only. For some reason, the little "for MORE
It's Thursday, which means that Scarlett Johansson has moved on to a new famous person to screw in order to convince everyone that she's SO over her ex-husband now. Did she mention she's totally over Ryan Reynolds? Because she's bigger than him. I mean, he really can't compare to her NEW man, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joseph was in Inception. What was Ryan ever in? The Green Lantern? HA! You know, Ryan is going to look back one day and realize what a MORE
So remember those pictures of Scarlett Johansson's boobs and butt that hit the web a month or so back? Because we need to keep bringing in those Google page views. Anyway, it turns out the guy who hacked Scarlett's email, as well as Vanessa Hudgens' because boobs is boobs even if the woman they're connected to is a terrible actress, has been arrested by the FBI, which means our long, national nightmare is finally over. TMZ reports: Law MORE
So after Scarlett Johansson's nude pics were leaked onto the Internet a couple weeks ago (once again, SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S BOOBS AND BUTT. Gotta bring in those Google page views), Scarlett went on the offensive and tried to make sure that any blog with the pictures posted up immediately removed them. And now she's complaining about how she deserves her privacy even though she's famous, because when people take nude pictures of themselves, that's MORE
Wanna hear something sad? A post I wrote yesterday about what were ALLEGEDLY blurry pictures of Scarlett Johansson's tits and ass, got HUGE numbers despite nobody knowing whether the pictures were actually fake or not. Well, it gets worse: not only has been confirmed that there really are naked pictures of Scarlett Johansson floating around the web, TMZ is now reporting that she's also sending cease and desist letters (via her lawyer) to websites MORE
• Oh my gosh! Lady Gaga's pierced vagina made a public appearance! (NSFW) OMG Blog • Scarlett Johansson has contacted the FBI about those newly leaked nude photos! Rickey • Halle Berry wears a sexy bikini and shows PDA with Olivier Martinez in Spain! PopSugar • I cannot wait to see Johnny Depp in Tim Burton's new film Dark Shadows Caught On Set • Mila Kunis’ phone (with sexy pics of Justin Timberlake) has been hacked! MORE
Because let's not even try and pretend anymore that the Internet is just a dumping ground for famous titties, nude pictures were leaked onto the web early today featuring a woman who is allegedly Scarlett Johansson (allegedly being the key phrase here, because they couldn't look any faker if they were colored on construction paper using crayons) showing off the goods. Which is an absolute outrage, because we all know famous titties should only be MORE
So it turns out, a 26-year-old woman rebounding into a relationship with a 50-year-old man who used to regularly beat the crap out of Madonna didn't end well. Who knew, right? Anyway,Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn have officially split after three months of dating, presumably because Scarlett woke up one day and realized she was voluntarily allowing Sean Penn to rest his balls on her chin. After quietly dating for several months, Sean Penn MORE
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