Who wants a Ryan Seacrest inflatable sex doll?

Ryan Seacrest Inflatable Sex Doll

In today's "this is a thing that exists, and I'm not entirely sure it won't become sentient and kill us all" news, Ryan Seacrest has his own inflatable sex / love doll now, thanks to the people at Pipedream (NSFW). Yeah, apparently they could have chosen anyone in Hollywood, and they went with Ryan. I'm not judging, I'm just saying, kind of a weird pick. But whatevs, RadarOnline reports ... “The Most Powerful Perv in Television Has A Dirty MORE

No one wants to appear on Kris Jenner’s talk show!

Kris Jenner

A couple months ago, it was announced that Kris Jenner was getting her own daytime talk show and that America would be a lesser place for it. We're all slightly worse people now because she has her own talk show. That's how it works. Anyway, there is some good news here: It turns out, absolutely no one wants to go on her show, and even Ryan Seacrest can't convince anyone famous to actually associate themselves with Kris. Via The National Ledger MORE

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have split up!

Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough

This just in ... Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are no longer a couple after almost two years of dating! I love how this stuff always drops on a Friday night, which might help diffuse the news before Monday morning hits. Of course I'm not all that surprised, most Hollywood relationships end this way but they did seem like a good couple. Julianne was recently on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and spoke of Ryan like everything was just fine! MORE

Who’s ready for ‘American Idol’ season 12?

Mariah Carey, Keith Urban and Nicki Minaj

A few days ago I was able to attend the official kick-off event (held at UCLA) for the upcoming premiere of American Idol, can you believe we're already on season twelve? All of the judges were in attendance along with host Ryan Seacrest, after about an hour of clips from the two-hour premiere, they all sat down for a little Q&A session with the audience! After the preview, I can definitely say this is going to be one of Idol's best seasons yet, MORE

Everyone Freak Out: Kim Kardashian wore a diamond ring on her pinkie

Kim Kardashian

On Monday, the horrid man who wrought Kim Kardashian upon us all, Ryan Seacrest, said that Kim was going to update us all about her possible engagement to Kanye West. Except then nothing happened because not even Kanye is willing to get caught in that death trap. Well, now that her "engagement" is a no-go, Kim decided to walk around with a diamond ring on her pinkie, because OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I HEAR WEDDING BELLS! Us Weekly reports MORE

Are Kanye West and Kim Kardashian getting married?

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

On one hand, Kim Kardashian put together a wedding for reality TV, because bilking money out of rubes is kinda her thing. On the other, Kim would swear up and down that she can fly and has x-ray vision because she's from Krypton, so honestly we can't really trust anything she says. So when Ryan Seacrest claimed that we would get news about Kim and Kanye West's possible engagement yesterday, of course nothing actually happened because not even MORE

Idol: Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban join Mariah and Randy

Mariah Carey, Keith Urban, Ryan Seacrest, Nicki Minaj, and Randy Jackson

The American Idol judging panel has kind of turned into this revolving doors of people who were big in the 90's -- I'm looking at you Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler and Mariah Carey. -- so it looks like they finally got around to not only nailing down a judging panel for the season, but also signed on two artists from this era: Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban. E! Online reports ... Country superstar Keith Urban and rapper Nicki Minaj MORE

Ryan Seacrest is a harbinger of pestilence!

Ryan Seacrest

It would be easy to blame Ryan Seacrest for everything that's wrong with America. Probably because it's true. This is the guy who made the Kardashianfamily a thing, so clearly, he is a very special and malicious kind of evil. Not only that, but Ryan is partially to blame for American Idol, and yesterday he went on the show with a terrible illness. To be fair, he's probably just a hard worker and he loves his job, except the first thing he did MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen dumped ashes on Seacrest!

Sacha Baron Cohen

So after being banned from The Oscars by the Academy because they were worried he might break tradition by actually doing something entertaining, Sacha Baron Cohen was given the go ahead to show up on the red carpet dressed up as his character from his upcoming film The Dictator, where he rewarded their trust by dumping an urn full of Kim Jong Il's ashes all over Ryan Seacrest's tuxedo. HA! Here's the video via TMZ, although it doesn't really MORE

Lady Gaga to do Dick Clarks’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve

Lady Gaga

Wait, what? Why are we talking about New Year's when it's September? We haven't even made it to Halloween yet. Hell, we haven't even made it to Folsom. But whatever, it's actually kind of a slow news day, so here's a story about how Lady Gaga will performing at Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. In related news: turns out Dick Clark is still alive. Who knew, right? Via Access Hollywood: Lady Gaga will rock New York’s Times Square on New MORE

Spencer Pratt wants to be likable?!

Spencer Pratt

Uh-huh, good luck with that! So now that his wife Heidi Montag landed a gig on a new reality TV show, Spencer Pratt is looking to try and revamp their image by getting a job and becoming more likable. Most people would just shut the hell up, get a normal job and become a contributing member of society. But as we all know, Spencer isn't "normal" and he barely counts as a human being. So instead, he called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show to beg MORE