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Ever since the beginning of the year when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West announced that they were expecting, Kanye has gone conspicuously absent and hasn't really said much about the whole thing. Granted, we're comparing him to Kim Kardashian, so he could basically spell out "I KNOCKED HER UP" in 100-story high lights and it would still be more low-key than Kim. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, the reason for Kanye's uncharacteristic silence is MORE
Just in case you somehow couldn't piece this one together, Kim Kardashian may be forced to reveal that most of the scenes she films for her show are fake. Yes, the show about a family full of talentless, shrill, vapid, awful people becoming famous and obscenely wealthy just by being themselves might be fake. I'm as amazed as you are. Page Six reports ... Kris Humphries’ lawyers reportedly intend to force Kim Kardashian to admit under oath MORE
All right, real talk here: I'll never understand America's obsession with people who can swim really fast. It just boggles my mind, it really does. I mean yeah, they're Olympians, that's pretty cool, but they're kinda devoid of personality (see: Michael Phelps' SNL hosting stint) and the love affair usually wanes after everyone realizes that swimming is actually super boring to watch. Anyway, here's a preview of Ryan Lochte's new E! reality show MORE
After six years on the air, it seems like America has finally come together to realize that the Kardashian sisters and their show are completely terrible, and their ratings are now plummeting so low that a show about rednecks calling ducks received double the viewership of E!'s Kourtney & Kim Take Miami. Gosh, I just can't imagine why that may be. Via RadarOnline ... The most recent episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami from March 17, 2013 MORE
Kris Humphries has been trying to convince the courts for months that Kim Kardashian faked their marriage for the sake of her show. It's a testament to how blissfully dumb Kris is that it's taken him months to try and convince a jury about something everyone already knows, but that's beyond the point. In a recent deposition, a producer on Kim's show allegedly admitted they faked a whole bunch of shots, including Kris' "surprise engagement" for MORE
Last month, Kim Kardashian gave an interview where she hinted that she wouldn't be on reality TV for much longer, thus ending our long national nightmare. Of course, Kris Jenner has made millions of dollars out of pimping out her daughters every chance she got, and Kim is basically her bottom bitch, so naturally Kris had a conniption at the thought of losing her money. I mean daughter. Her daughter who makes all her money for her. From MORE
It's been almost a full year since the creation of the two-headed hell beast known as Kimye, the unholy union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West destined to consecrate the world in a veil of darkness. And yet so far, Kanye hasn't really made an appearance on any of Kim's shows, and the reason for it is because Kanye thinks appearing on any of her crappy shows would be bad for her image. HAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, that just slipped out. RadarOnline MORE
In today's "mixed blessing" news, good news! Famewhore Kim Kardashian might be leaving reality television forever, thus yanking the lynch-pin of the Kardashian reality TV empire! Which means no more shows with the [Insert Kardashian 1 here] and [Insert Kardashian 2 here] Take [Insert doomed city here] construct! Now the bad news: Turns out, Kim is leaving reality TV so that she can annoy you in various other media. Oh crap. Entertainmentwise MORE
Remember how a couple days ago, Courtney Stodden announced that she was going to be shooting for a reality television show, and everyone just sort of rolled their eyes and went, "Of course someone gave her a reality gig." Well, it turns out the show in question isn't just some vapid look into Courtney's life of being an underage trophy wife. She and husband Doug Hutchison are actually shooting for VH1's Couples Therapy. Somewhere out there, Greg MORE
It's been something like two months since Courtney Stodden has graced our blog with her "rillness", and to be honest, I just kind of assumed she was dead. That sounds super bad, I know, but ... have you seen her? She is the reason why we have to remind people not to eat the little packets of silica gel you find in boxes of electrical equipment. Anyway, it looks like Courtney has finally found her way to that hallowed respite for the brainless, MORE
It confuses me as to how people still take Sarah Palin seriously as a politician. Honestly, she quit being a politician two years ago. It's not like I go around telling people I'm a former waiter. Anyway, the Palins continue their attempt to take over reality TV (which, if you think about it, was kind of their end game from the very beginning) by having Todd Palin join Stars Earns Stripes, a new NBC show about celebrities receiving military MORE
What a tragic week in television. A Mad Men suicide. A fiery Game of Thrones death. Oh, and Jill Zarin was replaced on The Real Housewives of New York City by a woman with one leg (Okay, maybe that was kind of awesome). Check out the other happenings of the week! There’s really only one place to start this week, and it of course involves Don Draper. You guys. YOU GUYS. I don’t even know what to say about this week’s episode of Mad MORE
Happy June, y’all! While you were out celebrating the long Memorial Day weekend and short work week, I was keeping track of all the TV happenings. Here’s a rundown of what you should know for those Monday-morning awkward cubical discussions. Justin Bieber is getting his very own network television special. Justin Bieber: All Around the World will follow Bieber as he prepares for his upcoming tour, a feature performances of his new MORE
First: HAHAHAHAHA! Dummies! All right, that felt good to say, now onto the actual news. In an effort to cutdown on the various Kardashian shows that follow the "[Insert Kardashian Whore here] and [Insert relative here] take [Random city that's about to experience a severe syphilis outbreak]" title equation, Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom have pulled the plug on their reality show. On the plus side, they're already being picked up by another MORE
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