Ray J wants to give Kim Kardashian sex tape profits for her wedding?

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

Last time Kim Kardashian got (ahem-hem) 'married"' for all of two months, the news of her temporarily wedded bliss was overshadowed by the fact that literally everyone in the world remembered her sex tape and immediately ran off to buy it again. So of course, now that she's getting (ahem-hem) 'married' again, it looks like it's time for another story about Kim's Vivid Video sex tape, as Ray J is gifting her four months of royalties for her MORE

Kim Kardashian’s baby girl knows why her mom is famous

Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West

Hey, remember how Kim Kardashian 'leaked' a sex tape onto the market to promote her show, and then she spent the rest of her career pretending that it was a 'leak' and that Ray J never peed on her? Well, apparently even North West is aware of Kim's sex tape beginnings, because she peed on daddy Kanye West during their Vogue cover shoot. Good callback, kid! Us Weekly reports... One thing the E! star didn't know for sure herself was whether said MORE

Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers … over Kim’s sex tape!

Ray J and Joan Rivers

Considering the fact that the Kardashians wouldn't be jacksh!t to anyone if it hadn't been for Ray J peeing on Kim Kardashian, you'd figure they'd embrace it every chance they get. And yet they don't because these people honest to gawd think they're -- pfft, ha ha ha -- talented! Oh, oh, that's funny, tell another one! Anyway, Joan Rivers made a video mocking Kim's sex tape, and now Khloe Kardashian is mad at her and cancelled an appearance she MORE

Ugh: Ray J’s “I Hit It First” music video

Ray J "I Hit It First"

Because it's not like he's famous for anything else, here's the music video for Ray J's song, "I Hit It First," where he brags about the fact that he had sex with Kim Kardashian before she was famous. Which is sort of like saying, "hey, you know that blight in the media that won't go away no matter how low it sinks our entire culture? That was because of me! I'm responsible for that!" Honestly, that's like bragging that you fed your Gremlin after MORE

Ray J to Kanye West: I hit it first!

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

Ray J just released a new diss track called "I Hit It First," in which he brags about how he had sex with famewhore Kim Kardashian before Kanye West did, because hey, remember how Kim is only famous because she made a sex tape where Ray J peed on her? And that Kanye West used to watch that sex tape when nailing other women? Good times, goooooooood times ... MORE

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is fireproof!

Kim Kardashian and Ray J's Sex Tape

In case you needed further proof that Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape with Ray J is secretly one of Voldemort's horcruxes, over the weekend there was a fire at Vivid Video, and somehow, Kim's tape went unscathed. Apparently, if you watch the original tape, you have to make someone else watch it or you'll die in seven days. Kim's sex tape was the inspiration for the horror anthology, V/H/S. I could literally do this all day, I really could. TMZ MORE

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape sales soar after pregnancy announcement

Kim Kardashian and Ray J's Sex Tape

Some of you might remember this from about a year and a half ago, but back when Kim Kardashian got big fake sham married to Kris Humphries, the web collectively remembered that her career started because of a sex tape she made with Ray J, and proceeded to remind everyone that hey, Kim made a sex tape then voluntarily put on the market for the sake of becoming famous! Well, apparently this is going to become a theme in Kim's life, as sales of her MORE

Another Kim Kardashian sex tape? Ugh!

Kim Kardashian

Can you believe it has been an entire year since famewhore Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries after two whole months of pseudo-marriage? I know. They said it would never last, but Kim proved them all right! Anyway, in what I can only assume was a thinly-veiled attempt to distract everyone from remembering that, here's a rumor about how Kim may (or may not) have a second Ray J sex tape floating around out there, heaven help us MORE

Kanye West: Obsessed with Kim’s sex tape?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

So last week, Kanye West released a track on his website called "Clique", in which he bragged about how his girlfriend, Kim Kardashian is only famous because of a crappy sex tape. Which is, you know, kind of a weird thing to rap about, but I guess when you're also calling her a "Perfect Bitch," that's kind of the next logical step. Anyway, turns out that Kanye has allegedly been obsessed with Kim's infamous sex tape with Ray J for years, going so MORE

So Kris Jenner didn’t sell Kim Kardashian’s sex tape?

Kim Kardashian

Last week, rumors circulated that Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian's infamous sex tape to Vivid Entertainment, which ... d'uh. Honestly, if this turns out to be true, it would probably be the least surprising thing I've ever heard. "Kris sold Kim's sex tape. Huh. Yeah, I can see that. This mayonnaise has 25% less fat than the leading brand? WITCHCRAFT!" Well, now Vivid is rebuking the claims, saying that Kris would never do something that totally MORE

Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape herself?

Kim Kardashian

At this point, if you told me that Kris Jenner sometimes drinks the tears of her daughter because it gets rid of crows feet, I would probably just say shrug my shoulders and go "well d'uh." Because Kris is awful and that's really her one and only marketable skill. Seriously, I always kind of figured that Kris was an awful enough mother that she probably organized Kim Kardashian's sex tape all on her own, and according to an anonymous source, I MORE

Kris Jenner had Kim Kardashian re-shoot her sex tape?

Kim Kardashian and Ray J

Every fiber of my being believes this is a screaming "YES" because stupid famewhores and sex tapes are kind of squarely in my wheelhouse, but for now the best we can say is "allegedly, yes." Anyway, Kris Humphries recently dumped his girlfriend, who's using the opportunity to sell every little bit of info he sent her way, up to and including the fact that Kris Jenner allegedly made her daughter Kim Kardashian re-shoot her now infamous sex tape MORE

A Ray J and Whitney Houston sex tape?

Ray J and Whitney Houston

I'm not sure why Ray J feels the need to video tape himself having sex all the time (what, is he afraid he'll forget it?) but the guy who brought you the Kim Kardashian sex tape that launched the horrid megalomaniac's career is rumored to be sitting on a couple Whitney Houston sex tapes. Yup. Remember how much people started charging for The Bodyguard after Whitney's death? Well, guess how much her sex tape will run you. RadarOnline MORE

Ray J leaks his sex life with Kim Kardashian

Ray J and Kim Kardashian

HA! Get it? Because the only reason Kim Kardashian is famous is because Ray J peed on her in a sex tape that she sold herself because she's an opportunistic cretin? Oh, I am good sometimes ... anyway, Ray J is the latest celebrity who thinks that an ability to do something entirely removed from writing somehow means he can write, which means he's going to (get a ghostwriter to) pen his autobiography in which he discusses how Kim loves the black MORE