Fall TV: Who’s safe? Who’s on the chopping block?

Bad Judge

We're about two months into the new fall TV season, which means we now have a representative enough sample to start calling who will be seeing a second season and who will be getting the boot. So far, the consensus is that America loves shows about superheroes and take-no-sh!t Viola Davis, and really couldn't care less about zeitgeisty shows about #trending or remakes that never needed to be remade. MSN reports ... Television analyst Marc MORE

‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ hits a new ratings low

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

So far today, Justin Bieber finally got arrested for drag racing while inebriated and Patti LaBelle finally said what we were all thinking. What could make today better? Why, news of the Kardashian family's impending slide into obscurity of course! Turns out, their crappy-ass E! reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, is slowly turning into a ratings bomb as it enters its ninth season ... their latest episode brought in the lowest ratings MORE

HA: ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ is losing viewers by the millions!

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

I know most people would call this a Christmas miracle, but who are we kidding? That's not for another twenty days, while the last day of Hanukkah ends this evening. So I'm calling it now: Keeping Up With The Kardashians is apparently hemorrhaging viewers by the millions, and it's a Hanukkah miracle. L'Chei-im! RadarOnline reports ... The once-popular reality TV show has been on a steady decline over the last four seasons, and RadarOnline has MORE

Keeping Up with the Kardashians = Low ratings!

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Normally, a terrible show having terrible ratings wouldn't be huge news, if only because people are usually smart enough not to watch something that panders to the lowest common denominator. (I say usually. Not always.) But this is special because it turns out, Keeping Up With The Kardashians just sunk to their 3rd lowest ratings ever since they've been on the air, and according to RadarOnline, there's a very real possibility that they may be MORE

Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj didn’t help Idol’s ratings

Mariah Carey, Ryan Seacrest and Nicki Minaj

Last night was the premiere of the 12th season (really? 12?) of American Idol, and if you watched it, you were probably enthralled with the is it real / is it fake feud between Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj. If you want, you can head over to Gawker right now to see some highlights from last night's episode, which included a bitch fight over Mean Girls (sploosh) and British accents, but the only thing you really need to know is that it did MORE