Kim Kardashian wants to copy the Royal Wedding

Kim Kardashian

As we found out last year when Kim Kardashian announced her pregnancy right around the time Kate Middleton announced hers, apparently Kim has a bit of a Single White Female thing going on with Princess Kate. So of course, with her impending nuptials to Kanye West looming on the horizon like a poisonous fog of ass and entitlement, she's reportedly trying to ape the Royal Wedding for her own big day. Contact Music reports ... The Keeping Up with MORE

Who did Kanye West name drop today?

Kanye West

Remember that one time Barack Obama made a passing reference to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West? Because Kanye sure does! And he's super pissed that Obama just keeps mentioning him, and gawd, it's like really Obama? Why do you keep mentioning Kanye? Why can't you just let it go, you know? At least, that's how Kanye is framing it in yet another interview where he talks about how Obama keeps talking about him that ONE TIME! Via HuffPo... "The MORE

The Royal Baby’s name is George Alexander Louis

George Alexander Louis

I'm fully aware that every time I discuss the Royal Baby, I end up turning into one of those people that goes absolutely bonkers over babies, so I'll try and keep this as concise as possible: They named him His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge CNN reports ... The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge announced Wednesday that they've named their new bundle of joy. The tot "will be known as His Royal Highness Prince George of MORE

The Royal Baby made his first public appearance!

Kate Middleton and Prince William

EVERYONE FREAK OUT! Despite the fact that Kate Middleton and Prince William only had their royal baby boy about twenty-four hours ago, the couple decided to take him out for a public appearance today, whereupon everyone proceeded to explode with glee because ROYAL BABY! ROYAL BABY! ROYAL BABY! (Seriously, even I'm not immune to that little guy who is still yet to be named.) Conversely, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are still treating their baby MORE

Kate Middleton gives birth to a royal baby boy!

Kate Middleton and Prince William

This just in ... after a pregnancy that felt like forever, Kate Middleton (aka Duchess of Cambridge) finally gave birth and it's a baby boy! Little does this baby know that he's third in line to be the future King of England, congrats to both Kate and Prince William! Now that the royal baby is finally here, I wonder how long before we'll see pictures of the little guy or find out his name? I pray they don't go with George, one of the worst names MORE

Prince William and Kate Middleton picked a baby name!

Prince William and Kate Middleton

For those of you like me who were wondering what the name of the Royal Baby would be: It's finally here! Truly this will be the most important name revelation of the day, unless I'm forgetting about something else in Europe involving a famous, unknown person being named. Via Hollywood Life... The name of their little girl will be (drumroll please ...) Elizabeth Diana Carole, in honor of William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth! The middle MORE

Kate Middleton is pregnant!

Prince William and Kate Middleton

Oh would you look at that: At some point in their marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton boffed and now Kate's got a baby in her oven. Yay! Via HuffPo ... Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the MORE

Royal Scandal: Topless photos of Kate Middleton!

Kate Middleton Topless

By now you probably would have figured that society would be totally okay with boobs, what with the fact that they're just spherical flesh with a little spot of slightly darker flesh on them. But then again, not all boobs are the boobs of Kate Middleton, which have made their way onto the web after the paparazzi snapped naked pictures of her while she was out sunbathing. E! Online reports: The photos were published Friday by French magazine MORE

Justin Bieber threw shade at Prince William

Justin Bieber and Prince William

Before we dive into this fully, let's try and remember something here: Justin Bieber's fame is mostly hair-based. No, seriously, he got famous because he looked like a non-threatening lesbian, which will apparently drive teenage girls biz-onkers. Weird, right? Anyway, here he is making fun of Prince William for having thinning hair, so you just know that Karma's going to rear its ugly head soon and hit Bieber with a nice, big bald spot. TMZ MORE

Prince William and Kate Middleton Barbies?!

Prince Charles and Kate Middleton

Mattel Inc. has announced plans for yet another royal pain in the ass, Prince William and Kate Middleton dolls to be sold this April in a duo set. The newest additions to the Barbie Collector Series will come fully dressed in their appropriate wedding attire even down to the tiny tiara atop Middleton’s head. Pre-orders are already rolling in, and with a price tag of a hundred bucks this is definitely a moment for non-doll collectors to pull out MORE

Kim Kardashian is ripping off the royal wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries

Because no-talent hacks will always jump on other people's bandwagons because original thoughts are hard and stuff, Kim Kardashian has decided that for her wedding to Kris Humphries, bitch is just gonna up and rip off the wedding cake from Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. You know, because one is the union of a handsome prince to a charming princess, and the other is a publicity stunt for a shitty reality TV show on E! about the chick MORE

All the Royal Wedding coverage you need!

The Royal Wedding - Time Magazine - Special Commemorative Issue

Just in case you can't get enough coverage of the recent Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton (now known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge), Time magazine is releasing a special commemorative issue this coming Monday (May 2nd)! It's chock full of pictures and articles all related to the big day, I'm a bit over the whole thing but I know some people probably can't get enough of this real life fairytale. There's a bunch of links MORE

Prince William and Kate Middleton are married!

Prince William and Kate Middleton

Oh thank GOD. After months of constant media scrutiny and breathless non-stories, Prince William finally married Kate Middleton earlier today which I didn't actually see because (A) it starter at 3AM here and I don't get up at 3AM for ANYONE, and (B) I have no idea why I'm supposed to be so filled with wonder at the idea of two rich white people who I'll never meet are getting married to each other. But then again, I'm not English, so I'm MORE

William and Kate’s Royal Wedding: Will you be watching?

Prince William and Kate Middleton

The big day is here ... just hours from now Prince William and Kate Middleton will say their vows at the Royal Wedding in London's Westminster Abbey! I'm totally curious to watch the wedding (which will be streaming on YouTube), I remember quite vividly watching Princess Diana tying the knot back in 1981 with Prince Charles, and I was only five-years-old! Of course there's the fear that Kate will get hounded by the press like Diana (which MORE