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For those of you like me who were wondering what the name of the Royal Baby would be: It's finally here! Truly this will be the most important name revelation of the day, unless I'm forgetting about something else in Europe involving a famous, unknown person being named. Via Hollywood Life... The name of their little girl will be (drumroll please ...) Elizabeth Diana Carole, in honor of William’s grandmother Queen Elizabeth! The middle MORE
Oh would you look at that: At some point in their marriage, Prince William and Kate Middleton boffed and now Kate's got a baby in her oven. Yay! Via HuffPo ... Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to announce that The Duchess of Cambridge is expecting a baby. The Queen, The Duke of Edinburgh, The Prince of Wales, The Duchess of Cornwall and Prince Harry and members of both families are delighted with the MORE
By now you probably would have figured that society would be totally okay with boobs, what with the fact that they're just spherical flesh with a little spot of slightly darker flesh on them. But then again, not all boobs are the boobs of Kate Middleton, which have made their way onto the web after the paparazzi snapped naked pictures of her while she was out sunbathing. E! Online reports: The photos were published Friday by French magazine MORE
Before we dive into this fully, let's try and remember something here: Justin Bieber's fame is mostly hair-based. No, seriously, he got famous because he looked like a non-threatening lesbian, which will apparently drive teenage girls biz-onkers. Weird, right? Anyway, here he is making fun of Prince William for having thinning hair, so you just know that Karma's going to rear its ugly head soon and hit Bieber with a nice, big bald spot. TMZ MORE
Mattel Inc. has announced plans for yet another royal pain in the ass, Prince William and Kate Middleton dolls to be sold this April in a duo set. The newest additions to the Barbie Collector Series will come fully dressed in their appropriate wedding attire even down to the tiny tiara atop Middleton’s head. Pre-orders are already rolling in, and with a price tag of a hundred bucks this is definitely a moment for non-doll collectors to pull out MORE
Because no-talent hacks will always jump on other people's bandwagons because original thoughts are hard and stuff, Kim Kardashian has decided that for her wedding to Kris Humphries, bitch is just gonna up and rip off the wedding cake from Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding. You know, because one is the union of a handsome prince to a charming princess, and the other is a publicity stunt for a shitty reality TV show on E! about the chick MORE
Just in case you can't get enough coverage of the recent Royal Wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton (now known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge), Time magazine is releasing a special commemorative issue this coming Monday (May 2nd)! It's chock full of pictures and articles all related to the big day, I'm a bit over the whole thing but I know some people probably can't get enough of this real life fairytale. There's a bunch of links MORE
Oh thank GOD. After months of constant media scrutiny and breathless non-stories, Prince William finally married Kate Middleton earlier today which I didn't actually see because (A) it starter at 3AM here and I don't get up at 3AM for ANYONE, and (B) I have no idea why I'm supposed to be so filled with wonder at the idea of two rich white people who I'll never meet are getting married to each other. But then again, I'm not English, so I'm MORE
The big day is here ... just hours from now Prince William and Kate Middleton will say their vows at the Royal Wedding in London's Westminster Abbey! I'm totally curious to watch the wedding (which will be streaming on YouTube), I remember quite vividly watching Princess Diana tying the knot back in 1981 with Prince Charles, and I was only five-years-old! Of course there's the fear that Kate will get hounded by the press like Diana (which MORE
Well, that's what this week's cover of Star magazine wants you to believe. With the royal wedding just a few weeks away (April 29th) interest in Prince William and Kate Middleton is definitely peaking, so the magazine is just trying to get themselves into the gossip mix mill. They're saying 'a palace tattletale' is claiming the big announcement will be made after their honeymoon, and if it's a girl they'll name her Diana (which I highly doubt MORE
I do think Kate Middleton and Prince William make a great couple (she's totally gorgeous, he's fairly handsome), and I'll admit to being semi-curious to see photos from their upcoming fancy nuptials (I'm dying to see the dress she wears) taking place over in London in just a few weeks on April 29th. But all this wedding memorabilia for sale is seriously out of control, who's going to buy that crap? Case in point, the new doll dubbed 'Princess MORE
Our favorite royal lovebirds Kate Middleton and Prince William (who are really the only publicized ones, so we don’t have much choice) are tying the knot on April 29th and to mark the royal occasion, the couple, or their publicist more likely, have marked the time leading up to the union with the creation of an official wedding website. Apparently a growing fad with newlyweds-to-be, the website will reveal explicit details regarding different MORE
Oh for fuck's sake people, STOP GIVING EACH OTHER RINGS. Christ, it's hard enough keeping track of who's who, now I have to keep track of who's eventually going to end up paying who child support? I don't fucking play like that bitches. Ugh ... Well, now Prince William is engaged to his long-time girlfriend, Kate Middleton, and he even used his mother, the late Princess Diana's, engagement ring. When Prince William popped the question to longtime MORE
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