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Some of you might remember this, but Kate Middleton and Kim Kardashian announced their pregnancies right around the same time, because how could you not expect Kim to hitch her wagon to someone more famous? I don't even think she can even take a dump unless she's following someone more successful into the bathroom. Anyway, Kate received another slap in the face today when it was revealed that she and Kim are reportedly due on the same day, MORE
Jennifer Love Hewitt, or JLoHew as the kids are calling her (note: no kids are calling her this) has spent the past couple years playing up the whole plucky single person lookin' for love angle so hard that she actually once said that she has three rings picked out for anyone who wants to propose to her. Well, the good news is that her luck may be turning around because according to Us Weekly, JLoHew (the name just gets worse the more I repeat MORE
For the past week, the big rumor has been that Beyoncé may be pregnant with her second child, because if you're going to drop a bombshell like that, you might as well do it during the slowest news week ever. (Seriously, I did two posts on a restaurant featured on Kitchen Nightmares, it's that bad!) Anyway, TMZ is now reporting that Beyonce is indeed pregnant, because if we have to report on Amy's Baking Company one more time, I will punch MORE
You would figure that after getting pregnant when she was a teenager, Farrah Abraham would have taken it upon herself to find out how exactly people get pregnant. Except you'd be giving her way too much credit, because I don't think Farrah is smart enough to piss her pants without a funnel. Anyway, Farrah was spotted by TMZ shopping for pregnancy tests, and is apparently convinced that she got pregnant thanks to the recent porn she filmed with MORE
A little over a year ago, Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed their similarly surname-less child, Blue Ivy. Well, Beyonce might be pregnant again. The world is more than ready for that jelly. Via Page Six ... Music insiders are chattering about Beyoncé expecting her second child with husband Jay-Z. Multiple sources told us after the Met Gala last week that the singer, who is currently in the middle of a world tour, is pregnant. Bey wore a Givenchy MORE
Remember yesterday I said Kanye West only flew Kim Kardashian out to Paris for a mandatory vacation to convince everyone they're happy together? Well, I wasn't kidding: Here they be, looking so miserable you can literally see the mutual despair emanating off of them. Yeah, it turns out cementing your loveless just-for-publicity relationship with a baby doesn't work out quite as well as you'd think. Just look at Joan Crawford's kids, they turned MORE
Because really, why wouldn't she, Page Six is reporting that Kim Kardashian may be lying about when her baby is due. Why? We have no clue, but this is also the same woman who apparently keeps wearing unflattering pregnancy clothes so that she can score a Weight Watchers deal. To delve into the mind of a Kardashian is to dive into greed and vanity itself. Could Kim Kardashian not be telling the truth about her due date? The pregnant reality MORE
Last time Halle Berry got pregnant, she ended up splitting from her baby daddy Gabriel Aubry and accused him of being racist against her daughter. So of course, she's pregnant again, I can't imagine what could possibly go wrong other than literally everything I mentioned above. TMZ reports... Sources connected with the actress and her fiance, Olivier Martinez, tell TMZ ... Halle is around 3 months pregnant -- based on the pics and some other MORE
A couple weeks ago, I would have been the first to defend Kim Kardashian from people who think she's gaining too much weight. But after that report about how Kim is basically just going on about her weight so she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, meh. Let that talk all she wants. In that spirit, here's a report about how Kim is binge-eating because she's convinced that Kanye West is going to leave her because holy hell, Kim MORE
As you know, yesterday was April Fool's Day and for the most part we tried our hardest not to end up duped like a bunch of a-holes. For the most part, all the jokes yesterday were pretty obvious so no one was dumb enough to fall for it, but then Lindsay Lohan had to go and tweet this after April Fool's officially ended ... So there are two ways this can go... Not only is Lindsay Lohan unable to show up to a set on time, she can't even be MORE
Ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, I've been thrust into the awkward position of having to defend her against people saying she's "too fat." You know, because apparently packing on a few pounds while pregnant is the worst thing you can do. Well, it turns out Kim may be talking up her weight gain and wearing stupid, ill-fitting clothing so that she can score a multi-million dollar Weight Watchers deal, because why wouldn't Kim use her MORE
You know what the worst thing about Kim Kardashian's pregnancy is? It's not the fact that she's been milking this for every last ounce of attention she could muster, or the idea that someone is going to be raised by her for eighteen years. It's the fact that I've actually had to start defending Kim's honor. I'm not thrilled with that either. Anyway, apparently someone thought that Kim gained too much pregnancy weight, and she decided to remind MORE
I'm not going to deny it ... I totally adore Holly Madison and have for years! I think she's super funny and sweet, yes a bit on the ditzy side yet totally lovable! But I think she must have been smoking something funny when she decided to name her baby girl Rainbow Aurora. I thought it was a joke at first, but apparently the name comes from one of her old schoolmates, Holly was jealous of the name, so she passed it on to her firstborn! She posed MORE
If you haven't noticed by now, Kim Kardashian has been using her pregnancy to get into shape because God forbid a woman gains weight while carrying around a fetus, right? Well, turns out that Kim decided that now would be the best time to try and burn off the fat because she was afraid that if she got the least bit chubby, Kanye West would leave her. RadarOnline reports ... “Kim and Kanye’s relationship used to be all about soft music, MORE
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