Steve Hirsch finally called out Farrah Abraham

Steve Hirsch and Farrah Abraham

Before releasing her porno (not a sex tape, a porno) Farrah Abraham was looking down the barrel of obscurity, since her only notable career achievements were "having a kid when she was a teenager" and "ruining her kid". But then Steve Hirsch gave her a chance to make some honest money by shooting a porn with Vivid Video, even booking James Deen for her! Naturally, she thanked him by crapping all over him and James. Thankfully, Steve finally had MORE

It took two whole days to prove Farrah Abraham was lying

Farrah Abraham

Last Friday, Vivid Video released a sequel porno featuring Farrah Abraham, so of course it only took a matter of hours before Farrah was lying about how it was a "sex tape" and that she never signed off on it. Except oh look, here's TMZ with proof that it totally was a porno and that she absolutely did give Vivid Video permission to release it. Abraham is upset over Vivid releasing a follow-up video to Backdoor Teen Mom ... claiming she never MORE

Farrah Abraham is already selling out Vivid Video

Farrah Abraham

Earlier today, I talked about Farrah Abraham and her porno she lied is a sex tape, wondering how long it would take before she inevitably sold out Vivid Video because she's a lying little sociopath. If you guessed "a few hours" then hooray! You win! You bet on Farrah being the worst person imaginable and it paid off. TMZ reports ... Farrah's lawyer tells TMZ ... his client did not give Vivid honcho Steve Hirsch permission to release a sequel MORE

Farrah Abraham’s sex tape … the sequel … ugh

Farrah Abraham

Lying liar who tells lies Farrah Abraham said that her last sex tape (read: porno) ruined her life and that she wasn't a porn star. So of course, she made another sex tape (read: porno) which I'm sure she'll lie about some more. FishWrapper reports ... The movie is called "Farrah 2: Backdoor and More," and it comes with the rock-solid guarantee that this tape isn't the "at home" sex tape she tried to play off as a leak like the first time MORE

Farrah Abraham: Still lying about her sex tape / porno

Farrah Abraham

Despite the fact that Farrah Abraham released a professionally made porno, made with actual porn stars and a camera crew by Vivid Video whom she emailed a script to beforehand, Farrah is still trying to pretend it was a "sex tape". Uh-huh. Well, apparently on last night's episode of Couples Therapy, she lied to everyone about how it was a "sex tape" and that there was no camera person on hand even though she literally said there was just moments MORE

Farrah Abraham wrote her ‘sex tape’ all by herself!

Farrah Abraham

Remember how, when Farrah Abraham first released Backdoor Teen Mom, she tried to tell everyone that it was a private sex tape that just so happened to star James Deen by sheer coincidence (He's WAY too good for all these chicken-sh!t gigs)? And absolutely no one believed her because she's Farrah? Well, it gets better: Turns out, she basically tried to write an entire porno all by herself, and guess what? She's hopelessly clueless! RadarOnline MORE

Whatever Girl: Farrah Abraham thinks porn ruined her life

Farrah Abraham

Stop me if you heard this one before: vaguely noteworthy, E-list attention-seeker makes a sextape in order to launch a reality TV career. She pretends it "leaked" even though she pretty much orchestrated the whole thing from beginning to end. She gets on a reality TV show. Newly kind of famous famewhore tries to pretend porn ruined her life because it's easier to blame an easy external scapegoat than it is to admit that she's just a terrible MORE

Surprise! Justin Bieber’s lady Tati Neves also did porn!

Tati Neves

So we already know that Justin Bieber's mystery Brazilian girl, Tati Neves, was a prostitute at some point in her life, has no problem riding a celebrity's coattails, and has no problem talking to the press ad nauseum. Well, we can now add one more factoid to the list: She did porn! Good for her for doing actual work instead of just spending a night with Justin. Via Egotastic, which is SUPER NSFW in case that needed to be said ... I've feasted MORE

Jenna Jameson is doing porn again!

Jenna Jameson

When we last left Jenna Jameson, she crashed her car into a pole, which is basically the easiest comedic set-up in the world. Well, now she's in the news again because according to TMZ, she's coming out of porn retirement after swearing she'd never do porn again. So good news, easy straight men! This one's for you! (Also a little for us, because anything sex-related is foolproof click bait.) Jenna recently made her return to the adult industry MORE

Kendall Jenner got porn offers for her 18th birthday

Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner, one of the younger Kardashians in the family and the one most likely to supplant Kim Kardashian once she stops being a thing, turned 18 yesterday which of course means it's time to put the famewhorin' into overdrive. So naturally, TMZ reports that she's been getting porn offers already. If you have a thing for the siblings inexplicably famous a-holes, this one's for you! Kendall has been showing off her body for years ... and MORE

Happy F*cking Halloween from Miley Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus' Halloween

Tomorrow is Halloween, and if you're like me, you procrastinated for way too long and you haven't even carved your jack-o-lantern or hemmed your costume yet. Whoops. Well, Miley Cyrus is way ahead of you, having already carved her pumpkins. And SURPRISE! They involve weed and sex. http://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/status/395448471634714624/ I actually debated what exactly I found irritating about them, but you know what? I realized maybe I was MORE

Miley Cyrus: Offered $1 Million to direct porn!

Miley Cyrus

If there's one thing I noticed about neverending media stories, it's that there's always one point where people start to get tired of the whole thing and public interest drops right the hell off: The moment a bullsh!t porn offer comes in. So here's Miley Cyrus getting a $1 Million offer from Gamelink to direct a porno, which means we can probably close the chapter on this book soon. TMZ reports ... Adult retailer GameLink is NOT asking Miley MORE

Sex Tape War: Farrah Abraham vs. Myla Sinanaj

Farrah Abraham vs. Myla Sinanaj

You can tell that Lady Gaga has a new single and album to promote because she's gawd damn everywhere right now and I'm just trying to pad things out so that this doesn't turn into a 24-hour news cycle about her. In fact, I'm so desperate to diversify things that I'm just going to plunk this story about how Teen Mom turned porn star Farrah Abraham is worried about being outshined by Myla Sinanaj (aka Kris Humphries ex-girlfriend) in the sex tape MORE

Trailer: Amanda Seyfried is ‘Lovelace’

Amanda Seyfried in 'Lovelace'

After a lot of casting changes and various other development hell misfortunes, here's the just released trailer for Lovelace (out in theaters August 9th), which stars Amanda Seyfried as the Deep Throat (1972) porn star (and Peter Sarsgaard), aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's all I need to say. (*Pulls out a fishing rod, casts a line into the internet*) Heeeeeeeeere Google page views, come and get it! MORE