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Apparently, Farrah Abraham woke up this morning, looked at her daughter and thought, "hmmmm, what can I do today to get more attention while simultaneously proving that I'm a terrible mother who will some day ruin her daughter?" And then Farrah decided to go on King Mac Radio to talk about how she plans on showing her sex tape to her daughter when she turns 13. Did you hear that Child Protective Services? DID YOU HEAR THAT BULLSH!T? Also, she MORE
Whenever a celebrity releases a porno on the market, they usually try to claim that it was never meant to get out, or that it somehow "leaked" onto the market even though that's not a thing that actually happens. So of course, here's famewhore Farrah Abraham talking to Entertainment Tonight about her porno Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, which she still claims was made for her own private use, which is why she hired porn star James Deen and MORE
Vivid Video has just released Farrah Abraham's new porn / sex tape video (here's a very NSFW preview), which means whatever fame she had from being a colossal bitch on Teen Mom got stretched out for another fifteen minutes. Or however long it takes for her viewers to climax. Twenty minutes I guess? Either way, Farrah wants you all to stop tweeting her about it because something something something she had a baby when she was sixteen, do you MORE
UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! Sure, famewhore Farrah Abraham may be a delusional, irresponsible liar, but if there's one thing I know about men it's that they can totally overlook that if the woman has big ol' knockers (or for gay men: a nine-incher, it's how our species has stayed alive all these years). So in that respect, here are the very first racy (semi-NSFW) images from Farrah Superstar: MORE
UPDATE: Here are photos from Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom UPDATE: Here's a very NSFW preview of Farrah Abraham's sex tape / porno! It's been fun watching the details of Farrah Abraham's sex tape slowly trickle out while she tried (and failed miserably) to play innocent. The weird way she tried to throw shade at James Deen even when he was nothing but nice to her, her attempt to try and bilk Vivid Video for $2 million when we all MORE
Since Farrah Abraham filmed her sex tape, she's lied about the fact that it was actually a porno, she's lied about the fact that she's trying to option it off even though legally she would have had to sign all the paperwork already, and ... well, she was on Teen Mom. It's not like she's the most honest person in the world. Now, Farrah is trying to accuse James Deen of threatening her with Child Protective Services, which wouldn't be the worst MORE
Because of course she did, Farrah Abraham decided that a sex tape negotiation meeting would be the perfect place to bring her hyper-religious father and her three-year-old daughter along with her. Mind you, there was nothing to actually negotiate because she allegedly already got paid and signed the legal documentation, so all she did was bring a toddler to a porn studio. Nicely done. TMZ reports ... Farrah told our photog she is negotiating MORE
So yeah, something something something Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham yadda yadda fake sex tape blah blah blah she said something stupid and petulant and she made herself look like a spoiled little asshole who ruined her own life and is now set on ruining the life of her baby because she's just the worst person ever. Us Weekly reports ... "I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say," she told a TMZ MORE
Yesterday, we saw rumors of a sex tape made by Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham circulate the web, followed by Farrah trying to deny it by tripping over the English language. Then everyone found out that the 'sex tape' was actually a full-fledged porno starring Farrah and James Deen (who is way too good for this crap). Turns out, Farrah getting down on film was her plot all along ... who the hell does she think she is? Kim Kardashian? Read more on MORE
Earlier today, we posted about how Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham may or may not have had a sex tape floating around because really, when the only thing you've done with your life is get knocked up as a teenager then allow MTV to film you as you fail at motherhood, porn is a step in the right direction. Except it turns out it wasn't just a sex tape, but a full-blown porno starring James Deen (aka Lindsay Lohan's The Canyons co-star) and will most MORE
It's not often I get to have too much fun with a post, but the hell with it, here's my opportunity: former porn queen Jenna Jameson got arrested for battery over the weekend, and after the blockquote from E! Online, I'm going to see how many double entendres I can make about this situation ... According to authorities, Jameson got into a physical altercation with someone she knew while pre-partying at around 7:50 p.m., before heading out for MORE
Normally, we don't write about random people, but for some reason the web is collectively freaking out over Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King being dethroned for doing porn, so we might as well talk about it. Anyway, after being dethroned this morning, she's already being offered a cushy gig and plenty of money over the sex tape scandal. Via TMZ ... As we reported, 18-year-old Melissa King resigned yesterday after a porno surfaced that MORE
Because you guys really are weirdly obsessed with Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's infamous sex tape, Merry Christmas: She just got nominated for four AVN Awards. Jingle all the way ... Via HuffPo: “I’m very excited to attend the AVN Awards, Nayda tells The Huffington Post. “I’ve never been to anything like that before so I’m really looking forward to it.” She has been nominated for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD MORE
I'm warning you right now, it's probably not a good idea to read this one with a mouthful of coffee or any other liquid, as the high "OH BITCH PLEASE" content of this post will likely result in a spit-take. Have you swallowed? Good, moving on. On the final episode of Couples Therapy, teen bride Courtney Stodden and her mom Krista Keller sat down with Dr. Jenn to discuss Courtney's career in porn, where Courtney revealed that she'd only do MORE
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