Kris Jenner is angry that Khloé revealed how horrible she is!

Kris Jenner and Khloe Kardashian

Just the other day, everyone found out that Kris Jenner wanted her daughter Khloé Kardashian to get a nose job when she was nine, and everyone just sort of rolled their eyes and went "well of course, she's the devil." Now comes the inevitable second step of any story involving Kris being called out for being a terrible mother: self-righteous, vindictive outrage! Yeah, instead of looking at that and having any sort of moment of clarity, she got MORE

So when did Kris Jenner suggest Khloe get a nose job?

Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner

I'm not sure if Kris Jenner is intentionally angling for the title of "worst mother ever" or if she's just sort of falling into that niche naturally, but credit where credit's due: She really is just the worst mother ever. Like, such an awful mother that she said Khloe Kardashian needed a nose job when Khloe was just nine-years-old. You know, that age when people's faces and bone structures and bodies haven't even finished growing and adjusting? MORE

Kim Kardashian is ranting too now! Thanks, Kanye

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, a rumor went around that Kim Kardashian's post-pregnancy -- the one she claimed was a big middle-finger to the haters. -- was actually the result of $80,000 worth of plastic surgery. Kim, seeing an opportunity to get some attention, decided to go on Twitter and talk about how it was all lies and she's actually the hardest working and most disciplined person in the entire world. I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got MORE

Kim Kardashian had post-pregnancy plastic surgery?

Kim Kardashian

For the past little while, Kim Kardashian has felt comfortable enough to go out in public again after losing her baby weight, which is all well and good ... except for the fact that she's been framing it as her giving the world a big middle finger, because HAHA! She's hot again! And she worked hard for her body! Except according to Life & Style, she didn't. Apparently, Kim spent $80,000 on post-pregnancy plastic surgery, and now she's MORE

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Renée Zellweger

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Links: Some loon got plastic surgery to look like Bieber

Justin Bieber Plastic Surgery

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Kanye says no more plastic surgery for Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian

As some of you might remember, Kanye West lost his mother, Donda West, to complications stemming from plastic surgery. Well, now he's dating into a family of plastic surgery monsters whose bodies consist mostly of recycled silica gel, so of course he's putting his foot down by refusing to let Kim Kardashian get anymore plastic surgery. Which kind of begs the question: Can they even do anything else to her body at this point, or would it just be a MORE

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Christina Aguilera

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Michael Lohan talks Ashley Horn’s plastic surgery

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Michael Lohan is pretty much an expert on judging when someone is riding Lindsay Lohan's coattails, specifically since that's really his only means of making money. When he has to list his occupation on his taxes, he just writes "my daughter is famous." Anyway, one of Michael's illegitimate love children, Ashley Horn, decided to spend $25,000 to look like LiLo, and now Michael is calling her out for using Lindsay for an easy buck. That's his MORE

“I got plastic surgery to look like Lindsay Lohan!”

Ashley Horn and Lindsay Lohan

Oh lordy, this is all kinds of crazy! In Touch magazine has an exclusive interview with Ashley Horn who is Lindsay Lohan's half-sister (Michael Lohan had an affair with Ashley's mom), and apparently she got plastic surgery to look like LiLo. Ashley claims she spent $25,000 on a bunch of procedures to look like 'Lindsay in her good days.' Talk about a complete waste of money, I could think of a million things better to do with that kind of money, MORE

Links: Pregnancy destroyed Kim Kardashian’s body?

Kim Kardashian

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Wanna see Courtney Stodden’s boob job surgery?

Remember last week how we reported that Courtney Stodden got herself a boob job because she thought that looking like the Pinocchio of blow-up dolls would make her look more natural? Well, not content to just tell everyone about it, Courtney decided to have it filmed for the sake of selling it to The Daily Mail, the last respite for no-talent American famewhores that we don't want any more. I'm not saying that it's basically a landfill for the MORE

Courtney Stodden got cartoonishly large boobs to look ‘more natural’

When we last teen bride and famewhore Courtney Stodden, she was still irrelevant so who gives a sh!t. Well, Courtney's decided that if she's going to be irrelevant and awful, she might as well have a set of really big bolt-ons, so Courtney got herself a can of Fix-A-Flat and pumped up her boobs to a double D-cup. Sensing an opportunity for some easy money, Courtney's mom Krista Keller went to RadarOnline to talk about her daughter's breasts and MORE

Links: Beyoncé got a nose job?

Beyoncé Nose Job

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