When culture pops, we wipe it up ...
 |  |  |
→ Apparently, Beyoncé debuted her new nose during the Super Bowl? When did she do that? Rickey → Sex.Com wants to pay Patriots star Rob Gronkowski $3.75 Million to film a porn scene! BuzzFeed → Mariah Carey is recording Almost Home for the Oz The Great and Powerful soundtrack PopCrush → Here are ten ways to get rid of a turkey neck (other than surgery or beauty products!) Yeeeah → Anne Hathaway was out on a Paris MORE
→ I love Lil' Kim but the plastic surgery is way out of control, she looks so damn weird! Dlisted → Here are the thirty-three fiercest moments from Beyoncé's Super Bowl halftime show BuzzFeed → Khloé Kardashian Odom wants to talk to girls about their blossoming lady parts? StarCrush → Taylor Swift looked absolutely drop-dead gorgeous in a nude Elie Saab minidress Yeeeah → David Beckham is starting to look like the MORE
Because Rihanna and Chris Brown's relationship is totally, 100% healthy and mature and all those haters are just jealous, RiRi is reportedly considering getting breast implants after Chris made a comment about the size of her knockers. Once again: no sign of a clearly unhealthy relationship here! Just a woman surgically altering her body in order to please the man that abused her. (WHAT THE HELL.) National Enquirer reports ... Now, the MORE
→ Check out Cameron Diaz’s brand-new breast implants in Esquire magazine! Yeeeah → Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi may have left a tampon in for days — what’s the big deal? The Frisky → Did Chris Brown and Rihanna really have sex in a club bathroom Monday night? IDLYITW → OMG, she got the beat: Gwyneth Paltrow is in talks to produce a Go-Go's musical! OMG Blog → Here’s Kat Graham getting into position, I guess this is MORE
If you're not sure who Sarah Burge is, good for you. I literally mean that without a shred of irony or sarcasm. Your life is infinitely better for not knowing who she is. But you've read this far, so let's dive further down the rabbit hole: Sarah is God's least favorite mistake. Sarah looks and sounds like what happens when you give shish-kabob a desperate need to be famous and absolutely no talent or kindness to help them achieve it. Worse yet, MORE
Remember that giant billboard down in Mexico for plastic surgery that featured Kim Kardashian in a purple bikini? Well, despite the fact that Kim really is the spiritual poster child of plastic surgery, because let's face it, the bitch has had all kinds of work done (even though she says no), it turns out she can't be the literal poster child for it, so of course the billboard was just taken down. TMZ reports: Kim Kardashian ... ES MORE
I think it's kind of a given at this point that Kim Kardashian has had some amount of plastic surgery at this point, since her body looks about as natural as that disgusting pink paste they used to make McNuggets out of. Hell, for all we know, Kim is made out of the pink McNugget paste. Anyway, someone in Mexico must have seen her and thought "wow, what a botoxed whore. I should use her on a billboard to promote my clinic", because now Kim is MORE
Now that Lindsay Lohan is officially "clean and sober" (her words, not mine) we now need to scramble to come up with some other reason as to why her face looks like a Shetland trying to eat a giant marshmallow. Anyway, the excuse they're going for now is that Lindsay is actually just addicted to plastic surgery, because you really can't say Lindsay's name without the word "addicted" following shortly after it. RadarOnline reports: "She appears MORE
• Lindsay Lohan poses for Terry Richardson yet again: busted, trashy and cheap? Cele|bitchy • Maria Menounous' vagina was reportedly roaming Indianapolis like a roaring lion! IDLYITW • Nick Carter missed his sister Leslie's funeral and blames his dysfunctional family for it! ICYDK • Demi Moore reportedly has checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah I'm Not Obsessed • J Lo showed her abs on the beach with a MORE
So Jenni 'JWoww' Farley is on the cover of ... ummmm ... I dunno, it's one of those magazines where men talk about tits and cologne and beer. MaxiFHMensHealEsquire, I want to say? Something like that. Point is, Jwoww's tits are on the cover of a magazine, and yet somehow people are talking about her face. I know! Turns out, she had a face this whole time. And it looks botoxed straight to hell. TooFab reports: The Jersey Shore star has been MORE
As you'll remember, a couple months ago Ali Lohan left the house looking like she had spent all her food money on botox. And that's what we all kinda figured happened, because she's a Lohan, that's just sort of what they do. Anyway, Ali has finally come forward saying that she never had an eating disorder or plastic surgery. Which sounds almost reasonable until you hear her alibi, at which point you just kind of go "Oh, okay, so she had an eating MORE
So last week, I pointed out how Kate Gosselin has once again contorted her face into a brand new mask of human-ish looking flesh even though she keeps complaining about having no money now that America has moved into celebrities with even more spacious vaginas than her own. Anyway, the shrieking structure of flesh-like substances formerly known as Kate smelled attention, and wants you all to know that it's a huge compliment that you all MORE
Two months ago, Kate Gosselin couldn't stop bitching about how she didn't have the money to raise her kids properly, all while saying that getting a job like a decent, hard working person was "mediocre". Keep that in mind while we discuss Kate's new batch of plastic surgery to her face because aging the way nature intended is mediocre too. At this point, just assume anything that's a part of life is mediocre in the eyes of Kate. Us Weekly MORE
If you haven't been on the internet for the past couple of days, here's what you missed: Madonna's still evil and ZOMG ALI LOHAN LOOKS TOTALLY DIFFERENT! Caught up now? Good. Well after the fallout that came with seeing Ali's new geometrically inspired face (I hear high schools are using her cheekbones to teach students about the Pythagoras theorum), Ali's modeling agency has come forward stating that Ali has never had cosmetic surgery, and MORE
 | |
 | |
 |
 |
