Lady Gaga thinks Perez Hilton wants to kill her?

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga

As much as Lady Gaga tends to irritate me, I at least try to give her the benefit of the doubt whenever I can. Except here she is saying that Perez Hilton is trying to suicide bomb her because he tried to move in next to her. Not to discredit anything Gaga says, but if Perez wants to explode himself out of spite ... would that really be the worst thing in the world? I'm just saying, give him a wide berth and let him do what feels natural and MORE

Chris Brown is feuding with Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton and Wendy Williams

I never thought I'd see the day where Chris Brown would end up feuding with someone and I'd actually have trouble picking sides, and yet ... here we are. Apparently, Chris is feuding on Twitter with Perez Hilton -- and to a lesser extent, Wendy Williams --  after Perez tweeted this before going on Wendy's daytime talk show: https://twitter.com/PerezHilton/status/387579674458877952 While I have next to zero love for Chris, Perez is a little MORE

Perez Hilton gets read straight to his face!

Perez Hilton

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Oh look, Perez is posting naked pics of Gaga

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga

A few weeks back, Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton got into a huge fight over ... something. Perez is a evil leprechaun troll and Gaga is an egomaniac with a fatal allergy to negativity, so just assume they were fighting out of a sense of predestination. Anyway, most everyone forgot about it because more important things like twerking and Syria happened, but dammit if Perez isn't going to milk this lame feud for all its worth by passive-aggressively MORE

Lady Gaga accuses Perez Hilton of stalking her

Perez Hilton and Lady Gaga

Over the weekend, Lady Gaga had a huge falling out with her former friend / evil leprechaun demon Perez Hilton over ... something. There are a lot of reasons to dislike Perez. Just pick one. Anyway, at one point over the weekend, Perez was apartment hunting in NYC and supposedly went to look at one in Gaga's building, which is a pretty weird coincidence. It was enough to push Gaga's buttons, apparently, and she accused Perez of stalking her via MORE

One Direction fans hate Perez Hilton

Zayn Malik

Normally, a story about Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus unfollowing Perez Hilton over something he said would fill me with schadenfreudian glee. Well, actually, it still does, but here's the thing: a couple days ago, Perez posted a video of one of those One Direction kids inviting a girl back to his room, even though he actually has a girlfriend. And because Perez exposed the dumbass as an alleged cheater, all his friends jumped ship. MORE

Lindsay Lohan is not cutting again!

Lindsay Lohan

So a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a red mark on her arm and Perez Hilton, never one to turn down a complete red herring when it can be milked for all the non-story it's worth, jumped on it and proclaimed from the rooftops that LiLo was cutting again. Well, now Lindsay is going on the defensive by saying that no, she's not cutting, and she totally has her career back on track. I only believe one of those things. Via MORE

Perez Hilton has a children’s book now?

Perez Hilton

You guys know Perez Hilton, right? He's the gossip blogger who's the most famous despite being the least talented or funny but makes up for it by being bitchy and hypocritical? Well, apparently after last year's string of LGBT-related suicides, Perez decided that he was going to write a children's book about how it's okay to be different! Oh, except for the part where it was wholly inspired by him making a bitchy comment towards Mario Lopez. MORE

Darren Criss got capital D-RUUUUUUNK!

Darren Criss

Some people are cute when they're drunk, and some people are ... less cute. Glee star Darren Criss is not one of those people who is cute when they're drunk. Anyway, Darren got super shitty at Perez Hilton's 33,000th birthday party and serenaded him with a cover of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream, and it was ... well, it was good, but it was kind of embarrassing. It's kinda like what you're gay (even though Darren claims he's not gay) theater-loving MORE

Jen talked to Perez about Brad?!

Jennifer Aniston

So apparently after a run-in with Perez Hilton where she called him out for being mean (instead of for being a colossal hack), Jennifer Aniston apparently spoke with Perez about how she talks to Brad Pitt on occasion and the two are apparently on good terms. Now if all the magazine covers would please stop saying they're either in love with each other or trying to annihilate each other in nuclear warfare, that would be just peachy keen. "Jen MORE

Jennifer Aniston Vs. Perez Hilton!

Jennifer Aniston and Perez Hilton

As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren't great, sure, but she's a good girl. That being said, the fact that she ran into Perez Hilton and gave him, at best, a stern talking to for basically just being a shitty gossip blogger? Dammit to hell, Aniston. Dammit straight to hell. "I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner MORE

Rihanna’s ‘S&M’ music video!

Rihanna

Can someone please explain to me why Rihanna felt the need to feature Perez Hilton in her new music video for S&M (the latest single off her album Loud?! WTF? It's not like she needs the attention from his blog, this was a such lame ass move on her part! MORE

Spencer vs. Perez: There can be only one douchebag!

Because 'The Time Of Gathering' is upon us and they must utilize 'The Quickening' in order to fight for power over all douchebags (It's a Highlander joke, people, just google it), Spencer Pratt (who may or may not be a child rapist, just sayin') has jumped back on Twitter to start a feud with Perez Hilton, now that Perez has sworn off making fun of celebrities ... well, at least until it's beneficial for himself anyway. {Spencer} @perezhilton MORE

Chelsea Handler vs. Perez Hilton: It’s on!

Twitter wars - because they're not just for twinks anymore! Anyway, Chelsea Handler and Perez Hilton were fighting on the least dignified form of social media possible after Perez decided that Ryan Seacrest's bland, self-congratulating form of 'hosting' would have been better for the VMAs than the legitimately funny and delightfully bitchy Handler. From there, shit hit the fan ... (PerezHilton) @RyanSeacrest I think you should host the VMAs next MORE