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Normally, a story about Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus unfollowing Perez Hilton over something he said would fill me with schadenfreudian glee. Well, actually, it still does, but here's the thing: a couple days ago, Perez posted a video of one of those One Direction kids inviting a girl back to his room, even though he actually has a girlfriend. And because Perez exposed the dumbass as an alleged cheater, all his friends jumped ship. MORE
So a couple days ago, Lindsay Lohan was photographed with a red mark on her arm and Perez Hilton, never one to turn down a complete red herring when it can be milked for all the non-story it's worth, jumped on it and proclaimed from the rooftops that LiLo was cutting again. Well, now Lindsay is going on the defensive by saying that no, she's not cutting, and she totally has her career back on track. I only believe one of those things. Via MORE
You guys know Perez Hilton, right? He's the gossip blogger who's the most famous despite being the least talented or funny but makes up for it by being bitchy and hypocritical? Well, apparently after last year's string of LGBT-related suicides, Perez decided that he was going to write a children's book about how it's okay to be different! Oh, except for the part where it was wholly inspired by him making a bitchy comment towards Mario Lopez. MORE
Some people are cute when they're drunk, and some people are ... less cute. Glee star Darren Criss is not one of those people who is cute when they're drunk. Anyway, Darren got super shitty at Perez Hilton's 33,000th birthday party and serenaded him with a cover of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream, and it was ... well, it was good, but it was kind of embarrassing. It's kinda like what you're gay (even though Darren claims he's not gay) theater-loving MORE
So apparently after a run-in with Perez Hilton where she called him out for being mean (instead of for being a colossal hack), Jennifer Aniston apparently spoke with Perez about how she talks to Brad Pitt on occasion and the two are apparently on good terms. Now if all the magazine covers would please stop saying they're either in love with each other or trying to annihilate each other in nuclear warfare, that would be just peachy keen. "Jen MORE
As much as I do occasionally make fun of her, I really do like Jennifer Aniston. Her movies aren't great, sure, but she's a good girl. That being said, the fact that she ran into Perez Hilton and gave him, at best, a stern talking to for basically just being a shitty gossip blogger? Dammit to hell, Aniston. Dammit straight to hell. "I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner MORE
Can someone please explain to me why Rihanna felt the need to feature Perez Hilton in her new music video for S&M (the latest single off her album Loud?! WTF? It's not like she needs the attention from his blog, this was a such lame ass move on her part! MORE
Because 'The Time Of Gathering' is upon us and they must utilize 'The Quickening' in order to fight for power over all douchebags (It's a Highlander joke, people, just google it), Spencer Pratt (who may or may not be a child rapist, just sayin') has jumped back on Twitter to start a feud with Perez Hilton, now that Perez has sworn off making fun of celebrities ... well, at least until it's beneficial for himself anyway. {Spencer} @perezhilton MORE
Twitter wars - because they're not just for twinks anymore! Anyway, Chelsea Handler and Perez Hilton were fighting on the least dignified form of social media possible after Perez decided that Ryan Seacrest's bland, self-congratulating form of 'hosting' would have been better for the VMAs than the legitimately funny and delightfully bitchy Handler. From there, shit hit the fan ... (PerezHilton) @RyanSeacrest I think you should host the VMAs next MORE
Yeeeeeeah, Perez Hilton ... remember that time you were all like "Hey, these pictures of Miley Cyrus, who is SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD, make it look like she's not wearing any underwear and you can see up her dress. Why don't I post these upskirt photos of Miley Cyrus' privates on Twitter for everyone to see? Ha ha ha!" and then you did just that? Well, the police wanna have a word with you! In the daily grind of being Perez Hilton, posting upskirt MORE
hey hey! i think i'm finally recovered from my three nights out this past week - on thursday evening i saw yelle down at the el rey - she was totally awesome live and so full of energy - the audience was eating up her delectable brand of electro dance pop - french style! (although i was disappointed to see perez hilton up on stage (again) to introduce her - ugh) the highlight of the evening for me was when i bumped into adorable aussie singer sam MORE
hey everybody! last night lady gaga brought her fame ball tour to los angeles' wiltern theatre - overall she did a stupendous job - the place was truly jumping especially during her smash dance hits such as poker face, love game, and just dance - each track had everyone up on their feet with hands high in the air! she did take the piano in her bubble outfit (pictured below) which was the only lull in show which lasted about an hour - i figured MORE
oh lordy - i really want to return my pricey tickets to see britney spears' upcoming circus tour when it swings by los angeles on april 16th - i simply can't believe the spears camp asked perez hilton to star in one of the videos being featured on the tour - after all the crap he said about her - why would they do this? it seriously makes no sense at all ... except the phrase 'keep your friends close, and your enemies closer' does come to mind! MORE
hey hey! it looks like it was annoying central in west hollywood the other day at millions of milkshakes when spencer pratt, heidi montag, the kardashian sisters (kim, kourtney & khloe) and perez hilton (looking like a golden goose in his awful yellow outfit - the pants and the top totally clash - what was he thinking?!?) were serving up brand new personally inspired milkshake flavors with an extra dose of gross (obviously for an appearance fee - MORE
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