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As we reported last week, Lindsay Lohan's latest film The Canyons was rejected by Sundance, and rumors swirled that it was basically because Lindsay was a colossal turn-off for them. Well, minor setback, right? Nope! Because now South By Southwest, the renowned media festival, has also passed on the movie, and their critique isn't exactly glowing. From The Hollywood Reporter: Sources tell THR that SXSW has joined Sundance in rejecting the MORE
Already, we've come to the conclusion that Lindsay Lohan managed to turn what was supposed to have been a low-budget art house indie flick into an impossibly stupid fiasco aka The Canyons. Thankfully, her co-star (and porn star) James Deen has been doing everything he can to put out the fires, including talking to The Daily Beast about working with her on set. The guy tries really hard, but even in his compliments you can kind of see how things MORE
To say that Lindsay Lohan made production on The Canyons a trainwreck is something of an understatement: It's more like a Voltron made of other trainwrecks that combine into the biggest, baddest trainwreck of all. So it probably shouldn't be too big of a surprise that Sundance decided to pass on The Canyons, and the blame is currently pointed straight at Lindsay. Via Page Six ... Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming film The Canyons has been rejected by MORE
Like every great piece of literature, it was only a matter of time before the account of Lindsay Lohan's time tormenting the cast and crew of The Canyons was turned into an audiobook. And by "a matter of time," I mean "literally minutes." It was only literally minutes after her NY Times profile that audio (listen below) of her bitching out James Deen hit the pages of TMZ. I really have to hand it to Lohan, she's found the perfect way to MORE
So it turns out, Lindsay Lohan's stint on the set of The Canyons played out exactly as you would have thought it would. Just, beautifully insane really. Thankfully, probably knowing full well that Lindsay would act like an out-of-control diva the whole time, the producers of the movie allowed a reporter from the New York Times to document everything, so you can now read in excruciating detail what it's like to pay LiLo money for professional MORE
Let's see here ... Lindsay Lohan, who's now virtually unemployable thanks to a high-profile burn out that included unprofessionalism, car accidents, substance abuse and theft? Check. Bret Easton Ellis, who's successfully gone from acclaimed writer to internet troll? Check. Pornstar James Deen, who is honestly way too good for this project? Check. Throw 'em all together and you have the new trailer for The Canyons (directed by Paul Schrader), or MORE
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