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Posts tagged with ‘Paris Hilton’

  • Jon Hamm

    Jon Hamm is still right about Kim K. being stupid

    Since Kim Kardashian has yet to get the hint that she’s a stupid bag of cellulite whose beauty and fame…

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  • Kim Kardashian

    Kim Kardashian thinks she isn’t dumb!

    One of the most important things my mother ever taught me growing up is that stupid people have no idea…

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  • Jon Hamm

    Jon Hamm hates Paris and Kim!

    Jon Hamm is the greatest man to ever live. Not only is he sexy, talented, funny, and the star of…

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  • Paris Hilton - Drunk Text

    Paris Hilton gets her ‘Drunk Text’ on!

    I have no idea who Manufactured Superstars are, but I’m sure they’re terrible people because they saw fit to let…

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  • Paris Hilton and LMFAO

    Paris Hilton is teaming up with LMFAO!

    Remember when Paris Hilton decided that falling out of a rich vagina and spending the rest of her life sitting…

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  • Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton earned $1.3 Billion since 2005!

    I almost feel like I should put the word “earned” in quotation marks … oh well, coulda shoulda woulda. In…

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  • Paris Hilton

    Five things wrong with Paris’ Vanity Fair Spain cover

    I’m sorry, but with the holidays approaching, the news has more or less dried up (expect light posting tomorrow, since…

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  • Barbara Walters, Janice Dickison and the Kardashians

    Barbara Walters & Janice Dickinson hate the Kardashians!

    As we reported earlier, Barbara Walters included the Kardashians on her list of the most fascinating people of 2011, because…

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  • Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton is an awesome neighbor!

    Do you remember famewhore Paris Hilton? She used to be famous – Oh, wait, scratch that. She used to think…

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  • Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton vs. Naked protester chick!

    Now that I’ve got your attention, here’s where I tell you about how Paris Hilton was in Ukraine for a…

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  • Paris Hilton

    DJ Paris Hilton: Queen of house music?

    What’s a famous whore to do when they’ve successfully bombed their career through a combination of cocaine and self-absorption? They…

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  • Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton is a ghost now!

    Just in case you didn’t think the saga of Paris Hilton‘s spiral downward from low-grade fame, cocaine and whoring to…

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