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Posts tagged with ‘Paris Hilton’

  • Paris Hilton

    How many people liked Paris Hilton’s DJ skills?

    So yesterday, the web got its first glimpse at Paris Hilton failing at another art form, as Paris popped...

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  • Paris Hilton

    DJ Afrojack needs to apologize for this!

    Last night, tossed aside socialite Paris Hilton made her premiere as a DJ in São Paulo, before you ask:...

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  • Paris Hilton

    Australia’s Channel 7 owned Paris Hilton!

    There’s something about living in Australia that apparently just erodes your ability to give a crap, because Aussie reporter...

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  • Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton is a great friend!

    Sure, Paris Hilton may be a washed-up has-been whose career went from ‘doing nothing’ to ‘somehow doing less than...

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  • Jon Hamm

    Jon Hamm is still right about Kim K. being stupid

    Since Kim Kardashian has yet to get the hint that she’s a stupid bag of cellulite whose beauty and...

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  • Kim Kardashian

    Kim Kardashian thinks she isn’t dumb!

    One of the most important things my mother ever taught me growing up is that stupid people have no...

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  • Jon Hamm

    Jon Hamm hates Paris and Kim!

    Jon Hamm is the greatest man to ever live. Not only is he sexy, talented, funny, and the star...

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  • Paris Hilton - Drunk Text

    Paris Hilton gets her ‘Drunk Text’ on!

    I have no idea who Manufactured Superstars are, but I’m sure they’re terrible people because they saw fit to...

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  • Paris Hilton and LMFAO

    Paris Hilton is teaming up with LMFAO!

    Remember when Paris Hilton decided that falling out of a rich vagina and spending the rest of her life...

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  • Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton earned $1.3 Billion since 2005!

    I almost feel like I should put the word “earned” in quotation marks … oh well, coulda shoulda woulda....

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