Justin Bieber is comparing himself to Princess Diana?

Justin Bieber

You know what's sad? This morning, I woke up, found two different Justin Bieber stories, and had to debate which one was dumber and ergo more postable. Ultimately, I skipped Justin trying to mess with a guy's cell phone at Dave & Buster's in lieu of writing about how he got rear-ended by a photographer and is now comparing himself to the late Princess Diana. I guess what I'm trying to say is STOP GIVING ME OPTIONS. At least limit yourself to MORE

Nicole Kidman got mowed down by a bike

Nicole Kidman

I'm pretty sure one of the first things they teach you when riding a bike is to not ride it on the sidewalk so that you don't accidentally mow down pedestrians like an a-hole. Apparently, photographer Carl Wu never learned this, because while trying to snap pictures of actress Nicole Kidman from his bike, he ended up ramming right into her. According to TMZ ... TMZ has obtained video of a paparazzo on an out-of-control bicycle Thursday ... MORE

Kim Kardashian called the paps on her and Kanye?

Kim Kardashian

Yesterday, pictures surfaced of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out in public for the first time since she had her baby North West. Naturally, everyone assumed that she just called the paparazzi herself because she's Kim Kardashian and that's exactly the kind of thing she does. Shockingly, RadarOnline reports that that's exactly what happens. I know, that must be very surprising to you all. I'll give you a minute so that you may pick up your jaw MORE

Stop breathing Kristen Stewart’s air, peons!

Kristen Stewart

Probably because she hasn't quite figured out that her fame is directly tied to a crappy franchise that ended a year ago and that she doesn't have the range to do anything else, Kristen Stewart is still acting like a huge asshole. TMZ reports that while a photographer was snapping pictures of her yesterday, she told him that he didn't deserve to breathe the same air as her, which is ... wow, that's like a new level of douche we rarely if ever MORE

Kirstie Alley thinks it’s fine to attack photographers

Kirstie Alley

Over the weekend, Kanye West allegedly put a photographer in a headlock while a bunch of other photographers allegedly caught the entire thing on camera. Smart move all around, really. Anyway, Kirstie Alley decided to take it upon herself to log onto Twitter and tell everyone that they should totally take a swing at the paparazzi, because it's not like that's super illegal or anything, right? MORE

Kanye West allegedly attacked a photographer

Kanye West

Last week was as slow a news week as we've seen in months, to the point where I literally had to talk about how Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were not married and weren't planning on it anytime soon. Dark times, they was. Anyway, over the weekend everyone must have realized how deathly boring they were being, because over the weekend, Kanye "allegedly" attacked a photographer (the very same one Britney Spears attacked with an umbrella back in MORE

Kim Kardashian: The paparazzi are threatening me!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has made a career out of circular logic by convincing the paparazzi to photograph her because she's famous because the paparazzi photograph her. See? It's like she weaseled her way into a mobius strip of self-involved awfulness. Anyway, now Kim is claiming that the paparazzi are threatening her, and took to Twitter to call them out MORE

Justin Bieber and the case of the stolen memory card!

Justin Bieber

It's been almost two weeks since Justin Bieber acted like a petulant teenager with no concept of reality or how his actions affect people around him, so according to TMZ, Justin decided to remind everyone of how hard he'll inevitably crash and burn by allegedly stealing a memory card from a photographer. Yes, how dare someone take pictures of a famous person while they're out in public! That's never happened before, right? The incident MORE

Kim Kardashian supports Kanye’s hotheaded behavior

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

Last Friday, the internet brought us the single greatest pair of videos ever, featuring Kanye West walking head-first into the biggest reddest sign in the world before blowing up on a paparazzo. In response, Kim Kardashian is now telling everyone that Kanye can get as pushy with the paparazzi as he wants because Kim doesn't understand how irony or poetic justice works. Page Six reports ... Kim Kardashian is making the transition from reality MORE

Kanye West walks into a sign and goes BONKERS!

Kanye West

If you ever wanted to know how fast you can go from Shadenfreudian giggles to an awkward sense of extreme discomfort, here's Kanye West to show you. Kanye and Kim Kardashian were walking around in Beverly Hills when Kanye accidentally walked into a street sign, then went ABSOLUTELY 100% INSANE on a photog who happened to be there. TMZ reports ... Kanyew West just emerged from a restaurant in L.A. and exploded on a photog -- not a TMZ guy -- MORE

A paparazzo died chasing Justin Bieber’s Ferrari

Justin Bieber

Well, this is unfortunate: For a while now, Justin Bieber's Ferrari has acted as a sort of magnet for the paparazzi, and now an unfortunate photographer named Chris Guerra died last night after being struck by another car while chasing down Bieber's Ferrari, and Justin wasn't even in the car to begin with. From HuffPo ... Los Angeles police Officer James Stoughton says the man died at a hospital Tuesday evening. Stoughton says Bieber was not MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s blame game!

Lindsay Lohan

Back in 2010, Lindsay Lohan allegedly ran into a paparazzo, because as everyone knows, the gravitational fields of people with cameras and LiLo's car bumper naturally attract one another. Now the lawsuit has finally been filed, and Lindsay and paparazzo Grigor Balyan are blaming each other, because nothing is ever your own fault. NOTHING! Via TMZ ... TMZ broke the story ... a photog named Grigor Balyan sued Lindsay in January, claiming he was MORE