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Jennifer Lopez: Nipple or no nipple?

February 27, 2012 1:36 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Jennifer Lopez Tagged With: , , ,

During the awards ceremony last night, there was a brief moment where a little bitty patch of skin on Jennifer Lopez‘s boob that was a shade darker than the rest of her boob. Cue the entire web freaking out over the possibility that they may have seen a tiny sliver of JLo’s nipple (which now has its very own Twitter account), because despite the fact that you can find boobs pretty much everywhere online, one tiny slip of nip is like crack to people. Anyway, you can take a look yourself, but honestly? I’m not seeing it.

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Jim Rash mocked Angelina Jolie’s right leg!

February 27, 2012 1:02 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: People Tagged With: , ,

So last night, Community fans everywhere peed themselves a tiny bit as Jim Rash (who plays Dean Pelton) picked up an Oscar for Best Adapted Screenplay for The Descendants. While his co-writers gave their speeches, Jim took the opportunity to throw a little shade at Angelina Jolie for spending the entire night flashing her “LOOK AT ME!” right leg all night long. Entertainment Weekly reports:

“Honestly, as soon as I saw her pose like that, I was like, ‘I’m going to do that,’” Rash told EW at the Governors Ball after the show. Producers had asked all the nominees, explained Rash, to have only one person speak when there were three or more winners. “I knew Alexander was going to take the reins, so I was like, ‘How can I make a moment?’ — selfishly,” laughed Rash. “I almost thought it was a little Dean Pelton, somehow. I was bringing it all together. Because I have stood like that [on Community].”
And no, Rash had not yet spoken with Jolie about the moment. Was he at least aware that, while he was doing the pose, Jolie was doing it too, standing in the dark on the far left of the stage? “Are you serious? Oh my god, that’s fantastic.”

Seriously Angelina, we get it, you have a great set of legs. Or specifically, one good leg, and one leg that I’m assuming is horribly burned or something. So yes, seeing ‘Dean Pelton’ sashay-chante his way through his Oscar acceptance was kind of the best thing ever. Mostly because I could totally see ‘Dean’ flashing some leg in order to catch the attention of Jeff Winger.

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Sacha Baron Cohen dumped ashes on Seacrest!

February 27, 2012 8:56 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Actors Tagged With: , ,

So after being banned from The Oscars by the Academy because they were worried he might break tradition by actually doing something entertaining, Sacha Baron Cohen was given the go ahead to show up on the red carpet dressed up as his character from his upcoming film The Dictator, where he rewarded their trust by dumping an urn full of Kim Jong Il’s ashes all over Ryan Seacrest‘s tuxedo. HA! Here’s the video via TMZ, although it doesn’t really answer the question of what those ashes really were … speaking of which, has anyone seen the fat guy from Borat anywhere?

Sacha Baron Cohen took shameless promotion to a whole other level on the red carpet of the Oscars tonight — not only did he show up dressed as his character the upcoming movie The Dictator … but he spilled an urn filled with fake ashes of Kim Jong Il all over Ryan Seacrest on live television.

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Jean Dujardin’s French F-Bomb at the Oscars

February 27, 2012 7:36 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Actors Tagged With: ,

Is it just me, or is there something just inherently sexy about hot men saying dirty words? Just me? Anyhoo, Jean Dujardin picked up a much deserved Oscar last night for Best Actor in The Artist, and in his acceptance speech, he ended up dropping an F-bomb, although it was in French so it’s not like anyone would care … oh, wait, here comes the entitled assholes who have apparently never communicated with actual people to get all bent out of shape over an everyday word. Access Hollywood reports:

“I love your country,” the first Frenchman to win an acting Oscar said as he accepted the award. He looked out on the audience packed with Hollywood’s top stars and declared: “So many of you here tonight have inspired me.”

Dujardin singled out the first Oscar host, silent screen star Douglas Fairbanks, as helping make his remarkable success possible. He then invoked his “Artist” character, saying George Valentin would have screamed exclamations at the win. Dujardin shouted them in French, which he translated backstage for reporters who were wondering if one of the words he used was the French equivalent of the F-bomb.

“It’s amazing, it’s incredible, it’s unbelievable. Thank you,” he explained before his translator stepped in and clarified the question. Smiling, he said, “Yeah. I’m sorry.”

Once again: WHO GIVES A SHIT. Seriously, people drop the F-bomb all the time. And besides, it was in French for God’s sake. You can’t even make most Americans say the word “French”, so why is everyone so concerned about a French word they didn’t understand, nor will they ever probably hear again?

Jean Dujardin

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Oscar Winners 2012!

February 26, 2012 9:14 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Actors, Actresses, Oscars Tagged With: ,

In case you missed The 84th Annual Academy Awards aka The Oscars, here are the winners! I was thrilled to see The Artist win Best Picture along with Jean Dujardin nabbing Best Actor and Michel Hazanavicius winning Best Director! I’ve been pulling for that film ever since I saw it, I’m so glad it got the recognition it truly deserved. If you haven’t seen it yet, you must, especially if you’re a movie lover!

BEST PICTURE
The Artist
War Horse
The Descendants
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
Midnight in Paris
The Help
Hugo
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

BEST DIRECTOR
Michel Hazanavicius, The Artist
Alexander Payne, The Descendants
Martin Scorsese, Hugo
Woody Allen, Midnight in Paris
Terrence Malick, The Tree of Life

BEST ACTOR
Demian Bichir, A Better Life
George Clooney, The Descendants
Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Gary Oldman, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Brad Pitt, Moneyball

BEST ACTRESS
Glenn Close, Albert Nobbs
Viola Davis, The Help
Rooney Mara, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jonah Hill, Moneyball
Kenneth Branagh, My Week With Marilyn
Max von Sydow, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Nick Nolte, Warrior
Christopher Plummer, Beginners

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Berenice Bejo, The Artist
Jessica Chastain, The Help
Melissa McCarthy, Bridesmaids
Janet McTeer, Albert Nobbs
Octavia Spencer, The Help

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
The Artist
Bridesmaids
Margin Call
Midnight in Paris
A Separation

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
The Descendants
Hugo
The Ides of March
Moneyball
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE
A Cat in Paris
Chico & Rita
Kung Fu Panda 2
Puss in Boots
Rango

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
A Separation
Footnote
In Darkness
Bullhead
Monsieur Lahzar

BEST DOCUMENTARY FEATURE
Pina
Hell and Back Again
If A Tree Falls: The Story of the Earth Liberation Front
Paradise Lost 3
Undefeated

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
The Artist
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
The Tree of Life
War Horse

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
The Adventures of Tintin
The Artist
Hugo
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
War Horse

BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“Man or Muppet” from The Muppets
“Real in Rio” from Rio

BEST EDITING
The Artist
The Descendants
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Moneyball

BEST ART DIRECTION
The Artist
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
War Horse

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Anonymous
The Artist
Hugo
Jane Eyre
W.E.

BEST MAKEUP
Albert Nobbs
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
The Iron Lady

BEST VISUAL EFFECTS
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Hugo
Real Steel
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

BEST SOUND MIXING
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Moneyball
Hugo
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
War Horse

BEST SOUND EDITING
Drive
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Hugo
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
War Horse

BEST ANIMATED SHORT
Dimanche/Sunday
The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr. Morris Lessmore
La Luna
A Morning Stroll
Wild Life

BEST LIVE ACTION SHORT
Pentecost
Raju
The Shore
Time Freak
Tuba Atlantic

BEST DOCUMENTARY SHORT
The Barber of Birmingham: Foot Soldier of the Civil Rights Movement
God Is the Bigger Elvis
Incident in New Baghdad
Saving Face
The Tsunami and the Cherry Blossom

Oscars 2012

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Sacha Baron Cohen: Banned from the Oscars?

February 23, 2012 10:26 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Actors Tagged With: ,

Because the Oscars are run exclusively by and for rich old people, actor Sacha Baron Cohen was banned from attending the ceremony after he told them that he would be walking the red carpet dressed head to toe in his costume from his upcoming movie, The Dictator. So now they’re saying that he can show up, but only if he promises not to wear the costume or do anything entertaining. Deadline reports:

Later today, faced with all the bad publicity resulting from its action, the Academy tried to parse what it did when questioned by some media outlets. But the fact is that, this morning, the Academy’s Managing Director Of Membership Kimberly Rouch phoned Paramount’s awards staff to say Baron Cohen’s tickets had been pulled unless he gives the Academy assurances ahead of time promising not to show up on the red carpet in costume and not to promote the movie on the red carpet. The Academy made it clear that, without those assurances, it would not issue him the tickets. So he’s banned.

Of course, as Deadline points out, by banning him they’re basically giving his movie even more publicity, which is hilariously ironic because self-important old people trying to do something only to have it completely backfire is always good for a laugh.

Sacha Baron Cohen

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Links: The all-time hottest Oscar styles!

February 21, 2012 3:54 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Pop Nosh Tagged With: ,


• Jennifer Lopez took her boyfriend Casper Smart on a field trip to Brazil IDLYITW

• Gwyneth Paltrow shills frozen, processed food when she thinks we’re not looking! Cele|bitchy

• See Beyoncé dancing courtside during her date night with her hubby Jay-Z! PopSugar

• Are Glee co-stars Cory Monteith and Lea Michele dating now? Seriously? OMG! WTF?

• Nick Jonas and Australian singer Delta Goodrem are no longer a couple Rickey

• Charlie would like to formally submit this apology to Ashton Kutcher! Evil Beet

• Meet Sheyla Hershey, the woman with the world’s largest breasts! BuzzFeed

• OMG! Fiona Apple is finally heading back on tour beginning in March! Celebrity Smack

• Jessica Simpson is way too hungry and pregnant to wait in a line! The Blemish

• True Blood star Joe Manganiello talks werewolves and strippers in Out I’m Not Obsessed

• Check out the top thirty hottest Oscar red carpet styles of all-time! TheFABlife

The all-time hottest Oscar styles!

• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are doing just fine, in case you were worried! Hollywood Rag

• Whitney Houston was at this years Super Bowl, rooting on Madonna as she performed! Allie Is Wired

• Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox are currently enjoying a vacation in Cabo San Lucas Celebslam

• Supermodel Bar Refaeli stripped down to show off her new underwear line! Socialite Life

• Keeping track of Miley Cyrus’ redneck tattoos? Add this shot to your scrapbook Hollywood Tuna

• See more super sexy images from the CK Bold Underwear summer 2012 ad campaign! Oh La La

• Jeremy London is adamant he’s not a transient despite allegations in legal docs ONTD

• Cutie Ryan Tedder opens up about Adele, OneRepublic and new Beyoncé album! ArjanWrites

• There’s a good chance that Snooki and Kim Kardashian are actually the same person! Yeeeah

• Michael Fassbender was snubbed by the Oscars because America is scared of sex? The Frisky

• Actress Minnie Driver finally reveals the identity of her son’s father! ICYDK

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The Oscar nominations are out!

January 24, 2012 5:30 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Oscars Tagged With: , ,

Now that the Golden Globe Awards have more or less spoiled the results for us, here are the Oscar nominations for the 84th annual Academy Awards (set to take place on February 26th), which really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone who can remember the Globes from a week ago. Leading the pack is Hugo with eleven nominations, followed by The Artist with ten, here’s more from TooFab:

BEST PICTURE
“The Artist”
“The Descendants”
“Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close”
“The Help”
“Hugo”
“Midnight in Paris”
“Moneyball”
“The Tree of Life”
“War Horse”

BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Demián Bichir, “A Better Life”
George Clooney, “The Descendants”
Jean Dujardin, “The Artist”
Gary Oldman, “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”
Brad Pitt, “Moneyball”

BEST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Glenn Close, “Albert Nobbs”
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady”
Michelle Williams, “My Week with Marilyn”

BEST ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Kenneth Branagh, “My Week with Marilyn”
Jonah Hill, “Moneyball”
Nick Nolte, “Warrior”
Christopher Plummer, “Beginners”
Max von Sydow, “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close”

BEST ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Berenice Bejo, “The Artist”
Jessica Chastain, “The Help”
Melissa McCarthy, “Bridesmaids”
Janet McTeer, “Albert Nobbs”
Octavia Spencer, “The Help”

BEST DIRECTOR
Woody Allen, “Midnight in Paris”
Michael Hazanavicius, “The Artist”
Terrence Malick, “The Tree of Life”
Alexander Payne, “The Descendants”
Martin Scorsese, “Hugo”

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
“A Cat in Paris”
“Chico & Rita”
“Kung Fu Panda”
“Rango”
“Puss In Boots”

SEE THE FULL NOMINATIONS LIST

Wait, why is Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was nominated for Best Picture? That movie goddamn SUCKED. Oh Tom Hanks, you know how to work those Hollywood handshakes. Also, Cars 2 got shut out, and absolutely no one cares. Sorry Pixar.

The 84th Annual Academy Awards

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Eddie Murphy also quit the Oscars!

November 9, 2011 12:08 PM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: Actors Tagged With: , ,

Completely validating my theory that Brett Ratner and Eddie Murphy were chosen to put together the Oscars because someone was drunk and/or high at 2AM and needed a way to laugh and feel rich at the same time, Eddie has also quit hosting the Oscars in a press release straight from the AMPAS right after Brett was fired/given the boot, whichever version of the story you want to believe.

Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences President Tom Sherak announced that Eddie Murphy has withdrawn as host of the 84th Academy Awards. “I appreciate how Eddie feels about losing his creative partner, Brett Ratner, and we all wish him well,” said Sherak. Commented Murphy, “First and foremost I want to say that I completely understand and support each party’s decision with regard to a change of producers for this year’s Academy Awards ceremony. I was truly looking forward to being a part of the show that our production team and writers were just starting to develop, but I’m sure that the new production team and host will do an equally great job.”

I’m surprised they were able to release a press statement without adding “Please go see Tower Heist! No, really, please go see it. We got our asses handed to us by the talking cat from Shrek for Christ’s sake. We really need you guys to watch our movie. This is pretty much the last stop for us before everyone born after 1990 takes over and we’re back to being the assholes who made Norbit and X-Men: The Last Stand.”

Eddie Murphy

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Brett Ratner quit the Oscars!

November 9, 2011 8:36 AM by Leave a Comment Filed Under: People Tagged With: ,

So a couple weeks ago, director Brett Ratner was pegged as the producer of the Academy Awards, which is weird because I thought they usually only gave jobs like that to people who don’t suck at making movies. Anyway, after a week wherein he lied about screwing actress Olivia Munn and then said that rehearsal was for fags, TMZ is saying that Brett decided now might be a good time to duck out and quit before he ends up completely unemployable. Well, more so anyway.

Now, he’s penned an open letter … apologizing for the “hurtful and stupid things I’ve said” … and adding, “Having love in your heart doesn’t count for much if what comes out of your mouth is ugly and bigoted.” Ratner continued, “Being asked to help put on the Oscar show was the proudest moment of my career. But as painful as this may be for me, it would be worse if my association with the show were to be a distraction from the Academy and the high ideals it represents.” Ratner says he’s been in contact with GLAAD — the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation — and he promises he will work to “increase awareness of the important and troubling issues this episode has raised. I deeply regret my actions and I am determined to learn from this experience.”

I like to think the real reason behind this is that someone took the coke straw out of their nose long enough to realize that although hiring Brett to put together an Oscars telecast was hilarious at like two in the morning, it was a little less funny when the guy who made all those Rush Hour movies would actually be putting together one of those most important broadcasts of the year. Just imagine Chris Tucker screeching “THE AWARD GOES TO HELEN MIRREN BITCH!” while sitting on a toilet fighting ninjas. Actually, I take this back. This would be awesome.

Brett Ratner

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