Lindsay Lohan’s OWN show isn’t getting a second season

Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan

I almost feel bad for Lindsay Lohan. Almost. Because I'm sure when Oprah Winfrey first approached her about doing a reality TV show / docu-series, Lindsay probably thought that this was going to be her chance to show everyone what a professional she is. Except she just ended up showing everyone that she can't even be bothered to show up or behave herself on the set of her life, and if anything it just kind of proved that hiring her is like MORE

Of Course: Lindsay Lohan caused drama for Elle Indonesia

Lindsay Lohan

Man, I bet when Oprah Winfrey first offered Lindsay Lohan a docu-series, Lindsay was probably all like, "this is my chance! I'll show the world what a professional actress I am, and then they'll give me an Oscar for my work in LINDSAY: The Television Reality Show!" And then the cameras came and everyone realized what a moron she is. So on the latest episode, we were treated to Lindsay doing a lot of stupid sh!t and then showing up late to an Elle MORE

Lindsay Lohan fired her sobriety coach because LINDSAY LOHAN

Lindsay Lohan

Oh gawd, look. We all know the story at this point: Another episode of Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series came out, where she tries to convince everyone she's changed, and then immediately shows everyone that she has not changed. So yeah, in the latest episode, her sobriety coach tries to talk to Lindsay about her sobriety on the reality TV series about Lindsay getting sober, and Lindsay gets mad and fires her. At this rate, Lindsay will try and MORE

Lindsay Lohan was almost in The Avengers? (Sure she was)

Lindsay Lohan

The longer Lindsay Lohan's OWN docu-series is on the air, the more apparent it is that Lindsay really hasn't learned jack-sh!t from Oprah Winfrey along with her many attempts (6 times?) at rehab. Or her stalled career. Or that take-down piece about what an insane jag-weed she was to work with on the set of The Canyons (which was seriously one of the worst movies ever, no lie). Learning is not Lindsay's strong suit is what I'm saying. Anyway, her MORE

Lindsay Lohan: Already burned through her Oprah paycheck?

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

So true story: I've been steadfastly refusing to watch Lindsay Lohan's trainwreck reality TV show on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network, but all the writers on my Second City show have seen it and are dying over what a sh!t show it's become. Honestly, I just can't watch it because it's turned into the "laugh as we give Lindsay every resource to succeed and then watch her fail!" Cringe inducing. Anyway, according to RadarOnline, this may all have been in MORE

Lindsay Lohan got into a water war with Jimmy Fallon

Lindsay Lohan and Jimmy Fallon

Lindsay Lohan was on The Tonight Show last night to promote her docu-series on OWN where Oprah Winfrey yells at her, so they promoted it the best way they knew how: By having her and Jimmy Fallon throw water in each others' faces. It's actually pretty entertaining, although I can't for the life of me figure out how this ties into a dramatic real-life series about Oprah forcing Lindsay to take responsibility for her life choices. Unless ... do MORE

First Look at Lindsay Lohan on OWN!

Lindsay Lohan

Back during Lindsay Lohan's messy days, one thing I swore by was that if LiLo just behaved herself, we'd stop posting about her. And to her credit, she's been acting like a mature adult, and the number of times we've posted about her escapades has dropped substantially. Anyway, a big reason for her good behavior is apparently Oprah Winfrey, who's been riding her pretty hard in her docu-series. And what do you know, here's the trailer for the show MORE

Lindsay Lohan apologized to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Oprah Winfrey

As the details of Barron-Hilton-Getting-Punched-In-His-Stupid-F*cking-Face-Gate (literally the best name I could come up with) continue to drip out like the yellowish-greenish discharge from a Hilton's genitals, it sounds more and more like Lindsay Lohan didn't actually have anything to do with it, and the most likely story is that Barron was being an entitled douche. Anyway, since Lindsay is still living in an Oprah-funded apartment, which she's MORE

Jenny McCarthy doesn’t want to run into Oprah

Jenny McCarthy

A few of you might remember this, but a while back, Jenny McCarthy was supposed to get her own show on Oprah Winfrey's OWN network. Based on her track record, I'm guessing it was going to involve her farting and/or talking about farts. Anyway, turns out the deal fell through, and according to Us Weekly, Jenny told Andy Cohen on WWHL that she might be on Oprah's sh!tlist now. The sardonic blonde explained that she had a falling out with the MORE

Robin Thicke: I’m just twerked upon!

Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus

In the fall-out of Miley Cyrus' twerking and the dialogue of slut-shaming / culture appropriation / has the media gone too far? / endless think-pieces filled with outrage porn by troll-baiting blogs, we've all forgotten the real victim in all of this: Robin Thicke, the twerkee to Miley's twerker at the VMAs. In an interview with Oprah Winfrey, Robin pretty much told O that Miley basically just used him as a sexual prop for her own performance, or MORE

Lindsay Lohan’s Parents: Banned from her reality show!

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan's parents only means of employment are coasting on their daughter's image and that's it, so of course both of them would attempt to jump on Lindsay's reality TV series (coming to Oprah Winfrey's OWN network early next year) the first chance they got. Except it turns out even the producers, people who profit directly from creating dramatic circumstances around their central star, think it's a bad idea to have them on the show and MORE

Oprah interviewed Lindsay Lohan last night

Oprah Winfrey and Lindsay Lohan

The moment finally arrived last night, as Oprah Winfrey's interview with Lindsay Lohan made its debut on OWN and everyone finally got to see the grilling. Except for the most part, it was pretty amicable, and while Oprah didn't pull any punches, she was pretty tactful about the whole thing. For her part, Lindsay seemed pretty stable and sounded like she was actually serious about staying sober, although apparently she's still pretty tight-lipped MORE

Oprah was told she couldn’t afford a purse?!

Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey is quite possibly the most powerful woman in the western world, makes more money in the blink of an eye than most people do in an entire year, and is single-handedly responsible for getting bored housewives all over the country to read Middlesex. But when she tried to buy a purse during a trip to Sweden, a clerk told her that she couldn't afford it. Oprah. Really. Via ET Online ... While Winfrey may be one of the most MORE

First Look: Oprah’s interview with Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

One of the big stories as Lindsay Lohan was leaving her 90-day rehab stint was her interview with Oprah Winfrey (followed by an eight-part docu-series). Granted, most people would love to be interviewed by Oprah for something special they did, but I guess you gotta just take what you can get, am I right? Anyway, here's your first look at Oprah's interview with Lindsay (airing on OWN on August 18th), and as you can see, she is not pulling any MORE