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Because there are a disturbing number of people out there who go totally apesh!t over One Direction and their tiny zygotic charm, here's a video of Harry Styles (aka Taylor Swift's ex) getting pantsed during a concert by one of the other laboratory clones in the group. I want to say his name is ... Nick? Justin? Jonas? Ah hell, I'll just refer to him by the label that was on his test-tube: Experiment HG - 7405721. Oh science, is there no end to MORE
Maybe it's because I grew up on Saturday morning cartoons, but I generally classify villains as anyone who can shoot lightning out of their fingers or can break Batman's back. But NME just awarded One Direction star Harry Styles with the title of "Villain of the Year" so who knows? Maybe villains today just need to look like weird muppet babies and sing mediocre pop songs. Via HuffPo... Did his breakup with country superstar Taylor Swift have MORE
Let's get one thing straight: I am, in no way, a One Direction fan. Sorry, but they're just not my thing. That being said, it's probably a good thing for them that I'm not a fan, because during a concert, one of their fans threw a pair of shoes at them and one of them managed to hit Harry Styles right in the balls. (In all fairness, it could have been Taylor Swift. We really can't rule that one out.) But seriously, what is it with dumbass teenage MORE
Taylor Swift got to open the Grammys last night with a Cirque de so-lame meets Alice in Wonderland mess, which already sounds bad enough as it is, but wait, it gets worse! Because Taylor just can't stop herself from using her failed relationships as musical influences, she decided to take one final jab at One Direction's Harry Styles, mimicking his voice and torturing a boy on-stage. So basically, her performance was just every Taylor joke MORE
In case you're wondering why all of Taylor Swift's relationships seem to go belly-up? Here's a story from National Enquirer about how she was always hounding One Direction's Harry Styles to get circumcised. OH MY WHAT THE NO JUST NO. Said my source close to Styles: “Taylor didn’t like the fact that English-born Harry was not circumcised – she even suggested he undergo surgery!” But from the very first time Taylor brought it up...er, MORE
Oh, what's that? You thought for once Taylor Swift would break up with someone and then not ride it for all the money and attention it was worth? Ha ha! Oh, you! No, she and Harry Styles are going to ram this thing straight into the friggin' ground, because let's face it, what else are they supposed to do? Make good music that speaks for itself rather than air their dirty laundry for the sake of publicity? Yeah, you clearly don't know how this MORE
All right, you're gonna want to sit down for this. Are you sitting down? It's crucial that you be in a seated position. You can sit on a sofa or a couch or the floor, just ... sit anywhere, it's cool. Actually, do you need a glass of water? Tea? Coffee? We're here for you. It'll be okay. Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles broke up. It'll be okay. It'll be okay. IT. LL. BE. OKAY. From Page Six ... Styles, 18, and Swift, 23, flew to MORE
You know, I really have to hand it to One Direction: I just assumed that they would be a one-hit wonder and that they would stop being relevant after they got out of the womb in which they recorded all their songs. Well, boy was I wrong! This thing will not stop. Just ... it won't stop. It will never stop. Never ... anyway, here's the music video for their latest single "Kiss You," and - okay, how do I put this? Oh, okay, got it. This video is MORE
Despite the fact that neither of them was even born when Dirty Dancing came out, here's Taylor Swift and Harry Styles recreating the famous dance scene, which a One Direction site subsequently posted on Twitter. A propos of nothing, here's an interesting blind item from Blind Gossip which I'm sure is completely unrelated to the rest of this article. We know the tabloids and the fans are loving this hot young couple! We also know that MORE
After Taylor Swift got kicked to the curb by that Kennedy, presumably after he realized he was dating Taylor, she of the million and one break-up songs has rebounded back into the skinny little fetal alcohol baby arms of Harry Styles (from One Direction). Quick side note here, but is it just me or does Taylor have a thing for men she can crush, both physically and emotionally? Think about it. The woman refuses to date anyone she cannot destroy on MORE
The year is winding down, which means it's time for another installment of Barbara Walters' Most Fascinating People. And once again, the word 'Fascinating' becomes even less meaningful as Barbara gathers together a group that is half actually talented, hard-working individuals and half popular but talent-deficient people who have no business being rich and/or famous. Via the LA Times ... Mitt Romney apparently didn't make the cut for Barbara MORE
For those of you who don't know, a "twink" is a term gay men use for skinny little boys who, while legally over the age of 18, could easily pass for a fetus. Some guys like them, and some guys ... not so much. It depends. Anyway, earlier today, Bravo's Andy Cohen talked about accidentally walking into One Direction's green room, referring to them as "twinks," and apparently this was somehow offensive enough to warrant an apology out of him. MORE
If ever there was a title that would bring in teenagers from Google news, that would be it. Anyway, since Carly Rae Jepsen kinda sorta wrote the biggest song of the summer, she's finally getting her own major album, which is set to include a duet with Justin Bieber. Except there happens to be a song that bears a resemblance to that One Direction song and yadda yadda yadda seriously all of their songs sound exactly the same anyway. B.F.D. From MORE
Normally, a story about Lady Gaga, Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus unfollowing Perez Hilton over something he said would fill me with schadenfreudian glee. Well, actually, it still does, but here's the thing: a couple days ago, Perez posted a video of one of those One Direction kids inviting a girl back to his room, even though he actually has a girlfriend. And because Perez exposed the dumbass as an alleged cheater, all his friends jumped ship. MORE
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