Octomom’s sex tape: Nominated for four AVN Awards!

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

Because you guys really are weirdly obsessed with Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's infamous sex tape, Merry Christmas: She just got nominated for four AVN Awards. Jingle all the way ... Via HuffPo: “I’m very excited to attend the AVN Awards, Nayda tells The Huffington Post. “I’ve never been to anything like that before so I’m really looking forward to it.” She has been nominated for Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD MORE

Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is at the end of her rope

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

Oh Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman is doing well these days ... she's going to rehab for substance abuse (Xanax) and one of her fourteen kids may or may not have looked up and subsequently watched her bean-flick masturbation video. And people say she's a bad mother. HA! Hilarious. TMZ reports ... At least one of Octomom's kids watched her masturbation video ... according to one of Octo's former nannies. TMZ has obtained correspondence between nanny MORE

Octomom’s kids are abusing each other?

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

Wait, where did this one come from? I mean, yes, Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman basically only popped out a legion of kids because she thought she could ride Kate Gosselin's coattails into a reality television deal, but apparently there's new allegations out there that her kids are actually abusing each other, and - yeah, WHAT THE WHAT?! TMZ, explain this please. Two of Octomom's former nannies have told officials ... Nadya Suleman allowed one of her MORE

Octomom’s porn money got her a house!

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

You know what's weird? It's been three years since Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman first gave birth to a litter of kids on the off-chance that she might get a reality TV show deal out of it so that she wouldn't actually have to raise them herself. THREE YEARS. Man, time flies when you're being a horrifically bad mother. Anyway, after three years of having no back-up plan for raising her kids, Octomom has finally managed to raise the money for a house MORE

Listen: Nadya Suleman’s dance song …

Nadya Suleman "Sexy Party"

Look, we know that you guys just can't get enough of Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) for some reason (was it the masturbation porno? Is that you want?) but the things I will do for your page views are starting to get out of hand. I actually had to listen to a clip of Nadya's new dance single, "Sexy Party," and I don't forgive any of you. To be honest, it doesn't sound too far off from other club songs, mostly because the production did everything MORE

Octomom’s topless cover art + charging $$$ for dates

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

First things first: Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman released the album artwork for her upcoming dance single "Sexy Party" -- I know, I'm just in a puddle with excitement too -- so of course she's topless on the cover. Well, granted, Adam Barta was kind enough to block anything from view, and you can tell from the rosary beads and crosses that this is all good, clean, wholesome fun! From TMZ ... Sources close to Octo tell TMZ ... the cover art for MORE

Octomom wants $150,000 from you!

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

When someone puts a project up on Kickstarter, they usually have the decency to not only offer little bits of swag in return, but they also usually have a project they're working on that the public will enjoy. Or in Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's case, she just wants everyone to give her $150,000 for a home. That's it. That's all she's offering. Give her money, and that's it. TMZ reports: In case you forgot ... despite Octo's recent XXX endeavors, MORE

Minka Kelly might have a sex tape

Minka Kelly

All right, consider this post an experiment of sorts. When we posted about Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman's solo porn video, it exploded. Like, you have NO idea how fast it took off. Bonkers numbers. Absolutely bonkers numbers. Now, we're going to post this story about actress Minka Kelly (probably best known for dating Derek Jeter) having a sex tape floating around out there (possibly made while she was underage), we're going to see whether or not this MORE

Nadya Suleman stripped her way off of welfare

Nadya Suleman

For the past couple years, Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman (oh who are we kidding, she's just Octomom at this point, I'm pretty sure she can list herself as such on her tax returns and the IRS wouldn't even bat an eye) has been letting her kids grow up in what is essentially squalor, because not only will people NOT give you money just because you couldn't put down the semen-filled turkey baster, but putting aside your own ego for the sake of doing MORE

Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman … the stripper pics!

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

Thanks to the folks over at TMZ, here are some new pictures of Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman stripping down at a gentelman's club in Hallandale, Florida last night! Girlfriend has been up to a lot lately to help support her family of fourteen ... making a masturbation video, laying down a dance track, riding a sybian in front of Howard Stern, plus she even somehow managed time to find herself a younger boyfriend! Seriously, what's next for Nadya?! All MORE

Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman is singing now?!

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

I may not be some fancy, high-fallutin' vocalist, but I'm assuming that giving birth to far too many kids does wonders for your vocal chords. Otherwise, this story from TMZ about Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman releasing a new single would merely be another instance of someone capitalizing on their status as an almost-celebrity despite not having a shred of talent while thousands of talented but less famous people get jack squat. But that would be a MORE

Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman has a boyfriend?

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman and Frankie G

I don't know why, I don't know how, but you people devour every Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman post we make. You guys are ravenous when it comes to a woman whose only life skill is "having a lot of babies with absolutely no means to raise them", so I'm going to keep enabling all parties involved with this new story of Octomom somehow finding a guy dumb enough to voluntarily wedge himself in her situation. Via TMZ: Octomom -- the woman who said she's MORE

A breakdown of Nadya Suleman’s porn video

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

Yesterday, I posted a video of Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman hyping up her new masturbation porn video by going on Howard Stern and riding a masturbation machine, and you people just ... you just ate that up. You pounced on that like a lioness on a wounded gazelle. Honest to God, it pulled in some of the highest numbers I've ever seen, I'm really not sure how I feel about this, but clearly you sick bastards want more of Octomom pleasuring herself, so MORE

Nadya ‘Octomom’ Suleman rides the Sybian!

Nadya 'Octomom' Suleman

I'm not sure if you heard this yet, but Nadya Suleman is releasing her first ever masturbation porn video because that's what happens when you're only life skill is "pushing too many babies out of your cooch." I can only imagine the video looks like someone punching a slab of raw roast beef, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, Octomom went on Howard Stern's uncensored on demand cable show Howard TV to promote the travesty, where she MORE