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Posts tagged with ‘Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi’

  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki smacked a bitch!

    Snooki, America’s favorite orange, whorish leprechaun, made her WWE debut last night, where like a laxative-laden brownie, the bitch messed…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki is getting in the wrestling ring?!

    Just in case you didn’t quite realize that wrestling is pretty much completely fake at this point (except the injuries.…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Slippers by Snooki? Seriously?

    Oh this must be yet another sign the end of the world is just around the corner … Jersey Shore…

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  • Snooki has never written a check? No way.

    So apparently, despite making more money than God in the past year for doing absolutely nothing, Snooki has never written…

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  • ‘Jersey Shore’ is going to Italy!

    Oh MTV … just when I think you’ve reached the bottom of the barrel, you literally break through it and…

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  • Snooki and Jwoww Are Getting Their Own Show

    Because MTV has completely forgotten that musicians still make those moving picture shows, the network has decided to get Snooki…

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  • Snooki Woke Up In A Garbage Can

    Well this is appropriate: Snooki went on Ellen yesterday to promote her new book (I hate my life now. And…

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  • Snooki Has Written The Great American Novel

    Plucked fresh from the virgin mind of our golden lady, doth comes this most rapturous of reads: A Shore Thing,…

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  • Snooki Falls Down, Does Not Go Boom

    Well, it happened: MTV stayed true to their word and dropped Snooki to ring in the new year, and it…

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  • We’re Not Gonna Drop Snooki Off A Building For New Year’s

    Ugh, and we were like this close too. Bastards! Anyway, originally MTV made a statement that a stunt was being…

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