Snooki’s fender bender in Italy … with a cop!
It’s good to know that even when the Italian government is literally forcing the cast mates to not drink and stay out of trouble, they […]
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi
‘H8R’ is the logical conclusion to humanity!
Remember when I told you about that show H8R, where useless celebrities go out and try to convince people they’re not completely worthless by yelling […]
Worst. Reality show. Ever.
You know what I love about reality shows? It’s the fact that, unlike real, scripted shows wherein progress is marked by character growth and new […]
Anderson Cooper vs. Snooki!
How’s this for depressing: it’s officially gotten to the point where Anderson Cooper has to take time out of his show to tell the world […]
Snooki is wrestling again. Yay?
Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, the girl who puts the “skanky ho” in “skanky fucking ho”, made a return appearance to the WWE ring this weekend for […]
Snooki was paid $32,000 to speak at a college?!
Did you hear about how the SATs now feature a question about reality TV? I know, I know, it makes no sense whatsoever, but it’s […]
Snooki smacked a bitch!
Snooki, America’s favorite orange, whorish leprechaun, made her WWE debut last night, where like a laxative-laden brownie, the bitch messed some shit up and was […]
Snooki is getting in the wrestling ring?!
Just in case you didn’t quite realize that wrestling is pretty much completely fake at this point (except the injuries. That shit’s real), Nicole ‘Snooki’ […]
Slippers by Snooki? Seriously?
Oh this must be yet another sign the end of the world is just around the corner … Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi now […]
Snooki has never written a check? No way.
So apparently, despite making more money than God in the past year for doing absolutely nothing, Snooki has never written a check or opened a […]
‘Jersey Shore’ is going to Italy!
Oh MTV … just when I think you’ve reached the bottom of the barrel, you literally break through it and start scraping at the dirt […]
Snooki and Jwoww Are Getting Their Own Show
Because MTV has completely forgotten that musicians still make those moving picture shows, the network has decided to get Snooki and Jwoww to shoot a […]