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Posts tagged with ‘Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi’

  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki exfoliates with kitty litter?

    Remember that time that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi said she isn’t an alcoholic? Keep that in mind as you read this…

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    Snooki claims she’s not an alcoholic!

    In today’s ironic new story, Jersey Shore famewhore Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi told Parade that even though nearly every picture of…

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    Funny or Die: The Scent Of Snooki

    This just in from the folks over at Funny or Die … The Scent of Snooki featuring Jersey Shore star…

    by MICHAEL KNUDSEN
  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki is not a role model, so sayeth Snooki!

    Proving my theory that the cast of Jersey Shore is, in fact, completely self-aware of how they come across on…

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  • Nicki Minaj

    Nicki Minaj declares fridging the new planking!

    Apparently planking is so yesterday, it’s all about fridging now, a hot new trend started by rap diva superstar Nicki…

    by MICHAEL KNUDSEN
  • Anderson Cooper

    ‘Snooki’ took Anderson Cooper tanning!

    I have no idea why, but there’s something about delivering the news that causes certain men to actually get sexier…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki is a slutty, useless news anchor now!

    You see? YOU SEE?! This is what happens when you encourage stupid orange creamsicle whores. Anyway, Jersey Shore star Nicole…

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  • Snooki

    Snooki thinks Italy needs more tanning salons and fast food

    In case the tan, the bump-it and the fact that she generally acts like a two-dollar Vegas whore weren’t a…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Is MTV turning Snooki into a drunk?

    So after a video surfaced yesterday of Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi drunkenly dancing with a potted plant (aka, literally the closest…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Here’s Snooki dancing with a potted plant!

    I honestly have nothing to add to this. It’s Jersey Shore star Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Drunkenly dancing with a goddamn…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki is cursed!

    I swear to God, this has to be some sort of post-modern performance art. The only explanation here. Anyway, Snooki…

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  • Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

    Snooki might be fookied!

    So remember how Snooki ended up rear-ending a cop car in Italy, because it’s a terrible idea to give a…

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