The Muppets wrote a song about sequels!

Muppets Most Wanted

I hope someone at Disney is planning on giving a hefty bonus to whoever's in charge of marketing Muppets Most Wanted (in theaters March 21), because holy mother of crap they're just nailing it. Here's the latest trailer, a full-length song about sequels that made laugh. And not 'laugh' where you just exhale out of your nose really hard. Like actual belly laugh. I really need to see this now! MORE

Well played, Muppets Most Wanted. Well played.

Muppets Most Wanted

I'm not going to say anything about this, because it was one of the few things today that actually made me audibly laugh and I don't want to ruin it with my thinking. So here. Muppets. Trust me on this one. MORE

Trailer: Lady Gaga & The Muppets’ Holiday Spectacular

Lady Gaga & The Muppets’ Holiday Spectacular

So we're officially one month away from Christmas, which means it's time to goad my boyfriend into letting me put the tree up early. (Although I'm thinking I'll just sneak some lights onto the balcony while he's not looking—FESTIVE MISCHIEF!) Anyway, while he's still yelling at the television for playing Rudolph before it's even December, I'm just going to go ahead and slip the trailer for Lady Gaga and The Muppets' Holiday Spectacular MORE

Trailer: Muppets Most Wanted (YAY!)

Muppets Most Wanted

Here's the trailer for the upcoming Muppet movie, Muppets Most Wanted (due out in March 2014), which features Tina Fey, Ricky Gervais and Ty Burrell, but mostly importantly it features MUPPETS! ALL OF THE MUPPETS! Apparently, the premise involves Kermit being mistaken for an international thief and and then traveling around Europe because no one has ever heard of due process. Although to be fair, how many sentient felt frogs are out there? Like, MORE

RuPaul will also be on the Muppets’ holiday special!

RuPaul and Lady Gaga

Last week, I got it up to half-mast (and by "it", I mean my level of excitement) for Lady Gaga appearing on the upcoming Muppets' holiday special (airing on Thanksgiving). Woohoo, I suppose. Well, now we actually have something to get really excited about, because according to Drag Official, the legendary RuPaul is also going to make an appearance on the special, and now my level of excitement is at full attention! (... Huh. Probably could have MORE

Lady Gaga is doing a holiday special with the Muppets!

Lady Gaga and Kermit

It's not even Halloween yet plus I haven't even gotten around to sewing my Toad costume (Toad from Super Mario, not Toad from X-Men or actual toads) but I'm willing to overlook the timeliness of this post because it involves the Muppets! And also Lady Gaga, but mostly the Muppets! Anyway, according to ABC News, Gaga is teaming up with the Muppets for a holiday special (set to air on Thanksgiving), which if you've never seen The Muppet Christmas MORE

Teaser Trailer: ‘Muppets Most Wanted’

Muppets Most Wanted

Here's a first look at Muppets Most Wanted (in theaters next spring), starring literally all of Hollywood because when Kermit comes a-knockin', you can't turn him down. It's the magic of the Muppets: No matter how cynical and jaded you think you are, you are powerless before a singing felt frog. MORE

Links: OMG, I LOVE THE MUPPETS!

Muppets ... Again!

→ OMG: An exclusive first look at the Muppets sequel, Muppets ... Again Entertainment Weekly → Fifteen of the weirdest, most ridiculous and tabloidiest Weekly World News covers StarCrush → Guess who wore this slashed-to-the-navel lace dress and enough makeup for six women? Yeeeah → Bethenney Frankel looks sad; Jason Hoppy looks sharp as divorce battle looms I'm Not Obsessed → Mike Tyson reveals the night he caught his MORE

Cee Lo Green and The Muppets’ “All I Need Is Love”

Cee Lo Green and The Muppets "All I Need Is Love"

I didn't intend for there to be two puppet posts today, but wouldn't you know it, a just and loving being has seen fit to bless us with two of them. Hum Hallelujah! Anyway, here's the music video for Cee Lo Green's new collaboration with The Muppets, a holiday song called "All I Need Is Love", based off "Mahna Mahna". It's not super Christmasey the way I like it to be, but it's still pretty catchy! MORE

Miss Piggy loves Lana Del Rey!

Lana Del Rey, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy

Since the Muppets may or may not be making their TV comeback (please let this happen) it only makes sense that they would have to update their repertoire of musical inspirations, in case they want to bring on musical guests for a new show. So in an interview with The Telegraph, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy admitted to being fans of Skrillex and Lana Del Rey, I'm assuming before they cracked open a couple PBR's and showed the reporter pictures MORE

The Muppets Present: The longest blooper reel ever!

The Muppets

There's never a bad time for The Muppets, so since I just forced you to read about Kim Kardashian, consider this my way of apologizing. Granted, this doesn't quite making up for reminding you that the piss-soaked famewhore is still alive, but at least it's a start. Also, it's eight and a half minutes of The Muppets just riffing, and it's hilarious. That's gotta count for something, right? MORE

Courtney Love’s crazy Muppet rant!

Courtney Love

When you're Courtney Love, and years of substance abuse have turned your brain and body into pudding, getting into arguments with inanimate objects is just a natural part of your typical Tuesday afternoon. So Ms. Love took to the comments section of Gothamist to vent her frustrations, because internet comment sections are always filled with well-informed and level-headed opinions. primary wave is lying and i have shitty lawyers , this is MORE

Courtney Love is a victim of Muppet rape?

Courtney Love and Kermit The Frog

As we delve further into the mushy goop of drug-addled crazy between Courtney Love's ears, it appears we've finally gotten to the point where Courtney thinks beloved children's entertainers are raping her and everyone she loves. No, really, after The Muppets did a barbershop quartet cover of Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit in their latest movie, Courtney decided to cash in on the money and attention by claiming that they were violating her and MORE

Links: Got Pork? Miss Piggy strikes a pose!

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