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As much as I loved Legally Blonde, I kinda lost a lot of respect for Reese Witherspoon when she decided to start slut-shaming Kim Kardashian at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, despite the fact that she was at an awards show best known for that one time Sacha Baron Cohen sat his ass in Eminem's face. So in a bit of ironic retribution, Reese and her husband got SMASHED last night, drove drunk into oncoming traffic, and when they eventually got pulled MORE
We knew this was coming, but I didn't realize it would be so soon! Here's Lindsay Lohan's brand-new mugshot, courtesy of the Santa Monica Police Department, because sharing is caring after all, LOL. This is Lindsay's sixth mugshot, she did have one snapped in NYC (when she allegedly punched a psychic) but those don't get released to the public, so technically this is the seventh one she's had taken. I can't even deal with the thought of having MORE
While Lindsay Lohan may have grabbed most of the headlines for her crazy-ass weekend, Katt Williams was quietly showing LiLo up over in Seattle. Turns out, in the space of just a few days, Katt allegedly slapped a Target employee, assaulted a bunch of other people, got kicked out of multiple hotels, and even got booted from a sports bar. Allegedly, mind you. Anyway, Katt has decided that now is the best time to retire, but not before vowing to MORE
TMZ is reporting that Fiona Apple was arrested last night at a border stop in Texas. Her tour bus was stopped for inspection in Sierra Blanca, Texas and the police found hash. If you're like me and never really understood what hashish is, it's supposedly marijuana at higher concentration levels. Right now the singer is being held at Hudspeth County Jail. Twitter is inundated with jokes about Fiona's arrest. People are borrowing lyrics from MORE
A couple months ago, Amanda Bynes got into a string of hit and run mishaps, and when she wasn't trying to pry her car out of the trunk of a cop car, she was telling everyone who would listen that she wasn't the new Lindsay Lohan. Which is true, because Amanda is actually being charged for two of her accidentd, and is currently looking at a year in jail. Fox News reports ... TMZ broke the story that prosecutors recently reopened Bynes' MORE
So last Friday, Amanda Bynes got super drunk and side-swiped a cop car, while trying to avoid it, because I'm guessing she wanted her DUI to be as ironic as it was hilarious (her lovely mugshot is below). Unfortunately, it happened on Good Friday, so everyone kind of just swept it into the 'To Mock' pile while we gorged ourselves on candy brought to us by a giant rabbit demon dressed as a pedophile. Anyway, Amanda's dad has stepped into proclaim MORE
I've been trying to ignore the whole 'Lisa Robin Kelly allegedly beat up her roommate' fiasco that's been brewing, mostly because when your biggest credit is playing Eric Forman's (Topher Grace) sister on a show that was cancelled years ago, as well as looking like a total Faces of Meth girl, there really isn't that much I can go on for laughs. That being said, Laurie (who are we kidding, she'll always be Laurie, not Lisa) decided to release a MORE
Sure, it might make absolutely no sense for George Clooney to be in prison, since he didn't actually do a damn thing, but at least the knowledge that Russell Brand was sent to jail yesterday actually makes sense and balances out reality so that it sounds like there's some sort of logical thread to -- oh, wait, he got out after only a couple hours by posting bail, so no one learned anyone. We're back to chaos. Via TMZ: Russell Brand has been MORE
Gosh, we're only a few weeks into 2012 and we already have a super glamorous mugshot of Kate Major (her claim to 'fame' is dating Lindsay's loser dad Michael Lohan) that has instantly become a classic! Michael Lohan's ex girlfriend, Kate Major, was arrested January 14, 2012 in Boca Raton, Florida, for attacking Rosario Tapia and Juan Jimenez in an apartment parking lot! According to Jimenez, he and his wife were waiting for a parking spot to MORE
Ah the hell with it, I'm just going to throw this one at you and let you guess what happened. 'Father of the Year' aka Michael Lohan was arrested early this morning according to TMZ. What did he do? A) Wore a mesh shirt in public B) Funneled coke up Lindsay Lohan's nose because she's worth more to him high than sober C) Kicked Kate Major in the vagina again D) Punched a kitten Tampa Police arrested Lindsay Lohan's dad at 1:10AM ET after MORE
• OMG! Could Ashton Kutcher be January Jones' baby daddy?! I Don't Like You In That Way • Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in the midst of a grand romance! Cele|bitchy • George Clooney and Stacy Keibler continue their sexy red carpet run! PopSugar • Jessica Simpson’s dad wants $500K for pregnancy confirmation! In Case You Didn't Know • Zooey Deschanel will sing the National Anthem at the World Series?! MORE
Here's the latest mugshot from Lindsay Lohan! This is her fifth mugshot stemming from her latest release Probation Revoked! This comes just in time to be considered for a 2012 Academy Award ... OMG, that's right - there's not an Oscar given out for Best Real-Life Mess - oops, my bad! That totally sucks for LiLo because this could have easily been her fourth or fifth nomination! She's probably going to follow up with this glowing glamour shot mere MORE
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