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Because this is exactly what happens when you announce you'll give money and attention to inbred, uneducated white trash if they can get knocked up, it turns out Jennifer Del Rio, one of the 'stars' of MTV's 16 and Pregnant physically abused her baby daddy over the weekend, and now it's been revealed that (gasp) she's a compulsive liar, and (super gasp) she lied to her boyfriend in order to get pregnant because (mega gasp) she wanted to be on TV. MORE
Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that MTV is going to be breaking out two new spin-offs of one of their most popular shows and it's not Teen Mom. The bad news is that its Jersey Shore, and while there are no stupid, pregnant, white trash teenage whores on that show, it does mean we're going to have to suffer through yet another show where Snooki, JWoww and Pauly D get drunk, try to fuck things and generally act like total MORE
Oh look, two of the whores from The Hills are fighting. Again. Honestly, it's like fucking clockwork with these people. Anyway, Whitney Port, who I thought was actually dead until this story popped up, is pissed off at Lauren Conrad, who I didn't think was dead but secretly wished she was, because Whitney thinks her show was canceled to make way for Lauren's show, which was canceled before it even made it to the air. Try and figure out how that MORE
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