Oh yeah, *NSYNC was at the VMAs too …

*NSYNC

In the hoopla over Miley Cyrus and her ... I want to call it twerking, but she doesn't actually have an ass. Miley's lower back shaking? Sure, let's go with that. Anyway, in the midst of that ensuing sh!tstorm, most people glazed over the fact that *NSYNC finally reunited with Justin Timberlake after all these years at the 2013 MTV VMAs, so let's pay due homage to how that came about, shall we? Rest of *NSYNC: Can we be famous again? Justin MORE

So Miley Cyrus twerked at the 2013 MTV VMAs …

Miley Cyrus

For the most part, last night's 2013 MTV VMAs were a rather subdued affair, with everyone mostly behaving themselves and very little in the way of epic meltdowns or diva moments. Naturally, that made Miley Cyrus' performance the most talked about moment, as she spent a lot of time twerking on stage (while practically naked) and molesting Robin Thicke with a foam finger while all the actual hip-hop artists in the audience looked unimpressed. MORE

So the 2013 MTV VMAs were last night …

*NSYNC

The 2013 MTV VMAs were last night, which I only caught parts of because I had a class and yadda yadda yadda ... no one cares about that, they care about who took home a moonman! (Is MTV's audience even old enough to remember the original moonman?) So here's the list of winners, via Spin ... Video of the Year Justin Timberlake, "Mirrors" Best Male Video Bruno Mars, "Locked out of Heaven" Best Female Video Taylor Swift, "I Knew You Were MORE

2013 MTV VMAs Fashion: Ciara shines, Rita Ora loses!

2013 MTV Video Music Awards

MTV’s annual Video Music Awards have long been known for being the most fascinating in terms of red carpet fashion (since 1984) and this year's ceremonies held in Brooklyn, NY was no different. BEST Danity Kane http://instagram.com/p/ddNTPAn9I1/ OH MY GOD. DANITY KANE IS BACK. I have been praying for this moment since Diddy unceremoniously destroyed them in a fit of rage. Tonight’s reunion announcement (minus D. Woods but we MORE

MTV is really going to air more ‘Teen Mom’ crap?

Teen Mom 3

Oh my word, is more Teen Mom really necessary? You'd think after all the messy drama surrounding the moms of previous seasons that MTV would have canned this show by now, but nope, we've got more lame drama on the way with Teen Mom 3, kicking off in August. I guess these four girls (Katie Yeager, Alex Sekella, Mackenzie Douthit and Briana DeJesus) were on 16 and Pregnant (something I'd never watch even if they paid me), and now they're graduating MORE

MTV’s ‘Buckwild’ got canceled

Buckwild

Last week, Buckwild star Shain Gandee died of carbon monoxide poisoning after taking his car off-roading. In light of the fact that they may have been partially responsible for this, as well as the other arrests among the cast that included possession and aggravated DUI, MTV decided to pull the plug on the show, which prompted the epic meltdown of the show's producer. Via Hollywood Reporter ... "This is the network that has shows about teen MORE

MTV to cancel ‘Teen Mom 2′ because of Jenelle Evans

Jenelle Evans

Does anyone remember Teen Mom? It was one of the first MTV reality shows that took stupid dickish people, then gave them money for being stupid and dickish instead of encouraging to make their lives better or otherwise not exploiting a group of dumb rednecks. Well, turns out that dumping money onto an irresponsible teenager with no maternal instinct blew up in their face, and in light of Jenelle Evans' recent breakdown, Page Six is reporting that MORE

This MTV promo launched Jennifer Lawrence’s career

Jennifer Lawrence

Last night, Jennifer Lawrence won best actress at the SAG Awards, and used the opportunity to thank MTV for launching her career. Turns out, she got her SAG card for appearing in an ad for My Super Sweet 16, and that's how she got started. So when Jennifer inevitably wins an Oscar (she'll win, because her only competition is Jessica Chastain and the Zero Dark Thirty controversy just shot any chance she had in the foot,) just remember: At least MORE

‘Jersey Shore’ got canceled!

Jersey Shore

This past week was great for people who hate trashy reality TV: First, Kim Kardashian got a royal smackdown when she tried to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and now, after six seasons (which is roughly seven too long) of Jersey Shore, someone at MTV decided to pull the plug on the show, and then hopefully, wrap the cord around the show's neck and strangle it. Variety reports ... MTV has decided to cancel its signature franchise MORE

The 2012 MTV Movie Awards’ nominees!

2012 MTV Movie Awards

Yes, it's almost summer, which means it's time for MTV to pretend they know how movies work when they barely even know how music works. Anyway, surprisingly, the latest installment of those insipid Twilight movies barely even made a dent in the nominations, while The Hunger Games, Bridesmaids, and the last Harry Potter movie have all raked in an impressive amount of nods, which I think means ... they got it right? Movie of the MORE

The 2011 MTV VMAs nominees are out!

MTV 2011 VMAs

Despite the fact that MTV long ago had one of the whores from The Hills take the "music" part of their title out back, pointed a sawed-off shotgun at the back of its head and put it out of its misery, they've decided they're still going to do another year of the MTV VMAs in an attempt to try and make it seem like they're still relevant when it comes to anything other than tanned Jersey Shore famewhores. VIDEO OF THE YEAR Adele, "Rolling In MORE

Derrrrr, the ‘Jersey Shore’ (S4) trailer is out!

Jersey Shore

So the fourth season of Jersey Shore is coming soon, and they've released the trailer and ... and ... oh God, I think it's actually making me dumber (if that's possible). Anyway, it features Snooki taking her car and making the crashey crashey into the police, and they got angry and made the cars go "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!" and she went to the bad guy time-out place, and then the big one hit the situation on the face and the whores threw the glasses MORE

Vinny left the ‘Jersey Shore’

Vinny Guadagnino

What's this? Another major star leaving another major show? Man, I hope this doesn't become a running theme today (wait for the next post ...) Anyway, Vinny Guadagnino has decided to grab his watermelon dick and go home in the middle of the fifth season of Jersey Shore, I'm assuming after he realized he was on the Jersey Shore and that he would forever be known as the guy who caught every STD from Snooki. As TMZ first reported, Vinny bolted MORE

‘Jersey Shore’ is getting recast?

Jersey Shore

So you know how the cast of Jersey Shore has been pressuring MTV for more and more money despite the fact that they're all useless, no-talent dumb-dumbs? Well, it looks like the cable network is about to take its ball and go home, because reports are going around saying that the current cast is getting das boot so that they can fill the show up with newer, cheaper, equally talentless models. With the self-described guidos, former anonymous MORE