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Last week, Buckwild star Shain Gandee died of carbon monoxide poisoning after taking his car off-roading. In light of the fact that they may have been partially responsible for this, as well as the other arrests among the cast that included possession and aggravated DUI, MTV decided to pull the plug on the show, which prompted the epic meltdown of the show's producer. Via Hollywood Reporter ... "This is the network that has shows about teen MORE
Does anyone remember Teen Mom? It was one of the first MTV reality shows that took stupid dickish people, then gave them money for being stupid and dickish instead of encouraging to make their lives better or otherwise not exploiting a group of dumb rednecks. Well, turns out that dumping money onto an irresponsible teenager with no maternal instinct blew up in their face, and in light of Jenelle Evans' recent breakdown, Page Six is reporting that MORE
Last night, Jennifer Lawrence won best actress at the SAG Awards, and used the opportunity to thank MTV for launching her career. Turns out, she got her SAG card for appearing in an ad for My Super Sweet 16, and that's how she got started. So when Jennifer inevitably wins an Oscar (she'll win, because her only competition is Jessica Chastain and the Zero Dark Thirty controversy just shot any chance she had in the foot,) just remember: At least MORE
This past week was great for people who hate trashy reality TV: First, Kim Kardashian got a royal smackdown when she tried to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and now, after six seasons (which is roughly seven too long) of Jersey Shore, someone at MTV decided to pull the plug on the show, and then hopefully, wrap the cord around the show's neck and strangle it. Variety reports ... MTV has decided to cancel its signature franchise MORE
Yes, it's almost summer, which means it's time for MTV to pretend they know how movies work when they barely even know how music works. Anyway, surprisingly, the latest installment of those insipid Twilight movies barely even made a dent in the nominations, while The Hunger Games, Bridesmaids, and the last Harry Potter movie have all raked in an impressive amount of nods, which I think means ... they got it right? Movie of the MORE
Despite the fact that MTV long ago had one of the whores from The Hills take the "music" part of their title out back, pointed a sawed-off shotgun at the back of its head and put it out of its misery, they've decided they're still going to do another year of the MTV VMAs in an attempt to try and make it seem like they're still relevant when it comes to anything other than tanned Jersey Shore famewhores. VIDEO OF THE YEAR Adele, "Rolling In MORE
So the fourth season of Jersey Shore is coming soon, and they've released the trailer and ... and ... oh God, I think it's actually making me dumber (if that's possible). Anyway, it features Snooki taking her car and making the crashey crashey into the police, and they got angry and made the cars go "WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO!" and she went to the bad guy time-out place, and then the big one hit the situation on the face and the whores threw the glasses MORE
What's this? Another major star leaving another major show? Man, I hope this doesn't become a running theme today (wait for the next post ...) Anyway, Vinny Guadagnino has decided to grab his watermelon dick and go home in the middle of the fifth season of Jersey Shore, I'm assuming after he realized he was on the Jersey Shore and that he would forever be known as the guy who caught every STD from Snooki. As TMZ first reported, Vinny bolted MORE
So you know how the cast of Jersey Shore has been pressuring MTV for more and more money despite the fact that they're all useless, no-talent dumb-dumbs? Well, it looks like the cable network is about to take its ball and go home, because reports are going around saying that the current cast is getting das boot so that they can fill the show up with newer, cheaper, equally talentless models. With the self-described guidos, former anonymous MORE
Once again, since I have no intention of spending fifty bajillion posts on an awards show that the rewards sparkly vampires and tiny canadian lez-bots. Therefore, I'm taking all the most important parts from last night's MTV Movie Awards and condensing them into one mega-post. Like a mutli-vitamin of bitchiness. Twilight won fucking everything. No, really, it won everything. Best movie, best actor, best actress, best fight scene and best MORE
What's more annoying than celebrities getting honorary degrees from real universities despite not actually doing anything? Celebrities getting honorary degrees from fake universities for not doing anything! But for some reason, Lady Gaga will be getting a degree from MTVU (yes, it does stand for MTV University) for doing ... something. I think. Also, Daniel Tosh from Tosh.0 is getting one too. I suddenly feel way better about dropping out of MORE
Dammit, and we were *this* close too ... anyway, despite rumors that the next season of Jersey Shore was delayed indefinitely (which is just fancy talk for CANCELED) because the Italian government didn't want a bunch of slutty, drunk, faux Italians running around their city, it turns out the show is still on and it's only been delayed slightly because the president of Italy is in town, and therefore they can't film until the president leaves or MORE
Judy McGrath, MTV Networks Chairman and Chief Executive is leaving the network she’s been with for three decades now. McGrath began as a copywriter in 1981 and quickly rose to the top over the years, serving in different positions such as editorial director, creative director as well as executive vice president until finally in 2004 she ascended to the Chairman position she holds today. During her tenure she has helped the powerful network and MORE
In another fantastic example of closing the barn door after the horse has run off and gotten pregnant for money that the horse then spent on big fake tits and crystal meth, the cast of MTV's Teen Mom went ahead and made a PSA about how becoming a mother at such a young age was the worst thing to ever happen to them. You know, as long as you ignore the fact that they actually make decent money for doing exactly that, and they really didn't have MORE
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