So Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour bus exploded …

Miley Cyrus

So, good news and bad news here. I'll start with the bad news because it feeds into the good news, so here it goes: BAD NEWS! Miley Cyrus' tour bus just exploded. Like, not even a small fire that they could put out. I mean full blown inferno that completely incinerated the entire thing. In all fairness, it's not like Sandra Bullock wasn't told to keep the bus above 50 MPH. (SPEED JOKE! Topical!) The good news though is that no one was hurt, and MORE

Miley Cyrus performed in her undies!

Miley Cyrus "Adore You"

Miley Cyrus something something something in her underwear yadda yadda moral outrage I guess? I don't know. Apparently Miley couldn't make a costume change during her latest Bangerz show so she just performed in her skivvies instead of making people wait. Look at these tweets. https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/statuses/442882651213414401 https://twitter.com/MileyCyrus/statuses/442892292702347264 And of course, I'm sure the uptight prudish MORE

Miley Cyrus is a red hanky kinda gal

Miley Cyrus

For those of you wondering what's next for Miley Cyrus: Fisting. The answer is fisting. Because here she is (via Twitter) bringing a hand-shaped dildo on a plane with her, and ... look, word to the wise here. J-lube and lots of patience, mama. That's all I'm gonna tell you here. And if anything happens, make sure all parties involved make the hospital trip, because that's just the responsible thing to do. Other than that, you just do you. (What? MORE

Tongue Wars: Miley Cyrus vs. Katy Perry

Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus

Remember that one time Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissed? Well, hold onto that, because now they're fighting over whether or not Miley sticking her tongue in your mouth is considered biological warfare plus Miley dragged John Mayer's tongue into the feud. TMZ reports ... Katy went on Australian TV and explained, "I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girl kiss, you know, as girls do." Perry then explained how she was stunned when MORE

Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split because of Miley Cyrus?

Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus

When news of Paula Patton and Robin Thicke's split first hit the web, I'm pretty sure everyone's immediate reaction was "we can probably blame Miley Cyrus for this." And oh, how we laughed at our shared little quip! Except according to TMZ, it turns out that actually was a major factor in their split, so ... yeah. Don't you hate it when jokes come true? Sources connected to the couple tell TMZ ... Paula Patton felt "utterly disrespected" when MORE

Miley Cyrus kissed Katy Perry! QUICK! Someone call 2008!

Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry

Over the weekend, Katy Perry went to Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour at Los Angeles' Staples Center, and the two of them ended up kissing for a fraction of a second. Despite the fact that one of Katy's first songs was about kissing girls and liking it, while Miley buried her head in a woman's ass during her VMAs performance, somehow this was news. I'm not saying this to bash either of them, but come on: there are certain things that just shouldn't be MORE

Some Miley Cyrus fans want her to cancel her tour?

Miley Cyrus / Bangerz Tour

Ever since her big twerky, tongue-waggy, cultural appropriation VMA performance, Miley Cyrus has been in the weird position of outgrowing her teen image while still retaining all her teen fans. Surprisingly, this went over about as well as you'd expect. And by that I mean a bunch of her younger fans and their parents are getting pissed off and demanding that she cancel her Bangerz tour. In fact, parents and disgruntled fans are so upset with MORE

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto might be doing it!

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto

Since breaking off her engagement from Thor's little brother, Miley Cyrus has banged Kellan Lutz and stuffed a random person's underwear in her mouth. Now she seems to have found a happy medium of these two extremes by dating Jared Leto. And yes, I just posited that Jared is the mid-point between Kellan and a stranger's undies. Give it a ponder. Us Weekly reports ... Recently, though, their bond has deepened, a third insider says. "They like MORE

Miley Cyrus turned down that naked prom invite

Matt Peterson

Because I'm contractually obligated to run any story that involving celebs and nudity (pro tip: You can't go back on a contract signed in blood. You do make up for it in the back-end though, so it kinda of works out.) apparently some high school senior named Matt Peterson asked Miley Cyrus to prom in a naked video (posted above) and she said no via Twitter. Apparently, she's too busy singing with a bunch of stoned teddy bears. To be fair though, MORE

Miley Cyrus flashed her boob for German Vogue

Miley Cyrus

I never thought I would say this, but ... I'm getting really tired of posting about celebrity boobs. I mean, I have no real vested interest in them, but at least they used to pop with enough irregularity that they were something to be excited about. It wasn't the boobs; it was the mystery. Well, Miley Cyrus has gone topless so many times now (the latest being in German Vogue) that the mystery has been solved. Turns out, boobs are just human flesh MORE

Miley Cyrus hates kids?

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is on the cover of W magazine, and -- yes, that's really her. I know, she looks completely different to the point where I literally thought she was another person, but trust me, it's her. Anyway, in an interview with (hottie) Ronan Farrow, Miley opened up about most of the same sh!t she's been talking about forever now, so I'm going to glaze over all of that to get to the real meat of this story: Miley hates kids. Which would explain MORE

Links: Miley Cyrus got naked for March’s W magazine

Miley Cyrus Leaked W Magazine March 2014 Cover

→ Miley Cyrus got naked and straddled a pillow for the cover of W magazine Hollywood Tuna → Is Taylor Swift pissed off because people are laughing at her Grammys reaction shot? Celebitchy → Yikes: It looks like Bruce Jenner finally parted ways with his Adam's Apple! Bohomoth → Before William H. Macy was stuck in Fargo, he was making a run for for Taco Bell! SOW → Justin Bieber was apparently being a cocky jerk during MORE

Miley Cyrus was just delightful at Clive Davis’ party

Miley Cyrus

As much as I like Miley Cyrus, and as much as I appreciate what she's trying to do in regards to being sex-positive and all, there are moments where she'll open her mouth and entitlement will come out, and it's hard not to roll your eyes. Anyway, she was apparently performing at Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammys party this past Saturday evening, when she decided to mock her audience. You know, because old people! They just don't appreciate young MORE

This is how Miley Cyrus is promoting her MTV Unplugged gig?

Miley Cyrus

So apparently, Miley Cyrus is getting her own MTV Unplugged special (airing January 29th), and before anyone says anything oh-so cutting: Look, Miley actually has a nice voice. Yes, it's weirdly deep and husky for someone her age, but it suits her, and her technical ability isn't what I would call into question. What I do call into question is this hillbilly mouthpiece she's wearing in the promo shot. LOOK AT THAT THING. If your dad is Billy Ray MORE