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Last week, Justin Bieber broke up with Selena Gomez for the whogivesash!t time, and I just assumed they'd get back together again because neither one of them knows how to maintain a mature, adult relationship. Except apparently, Selena really did kick Justin to the curb because now he's hitting on Miley Cyrus who may or may not still be engaged to Liam Hemsworth. TMZ reports ... We're told Miley arrived first (she's a regular at the place) ... MORE
It's been something like three years since Miley Cyrus released her last album, which was her attempt at distancing herself from her prior Disney channel image. Well, here's a new song from her called "We Can't Stop," which puts even more space between her and Hannah Montana. The song is a little pop with a little dubstep, and features lyrics about dancing with Molly. Interpret that as you will. The song is pretty good for mainstream pop, so be MORE
I have to give them both credit: When Snoop Lion (formerly Dogg) and Miley Cyrus both decided to move in new directions, they did not play it small. So here they are performing a reggae duet, because every once in a while the universe will throw you a curve ball and you just have to nod your head and go "Yup. Hannah Montana is doing reggae with Snoop Dogg now. I can deal with it." MORE
→ Miley Cyrus smokes pot on a Miami balcony: no big deal or begging for attention? Celebitchy → Thirty-one reasons Beyoncé and Jay-Z are the greatest celebrity couple of all-time! BuzzFeed → A hashtag meant to reference Margaret Thatcher's death has Cher fans in a tizzy! PopCrush → Amanday Seyfried plays fashion model thing for some magazine (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather → Blind Item: Which actress was surprised she MORE
I'm gonna level with you here: It's currently cold as balls up here in Toronto, it's snowing despite the fact that we're comfortably in spring, and now I have one last cold as winter's departing jab at me. So I'm just going to put this video of Miley Cyrus serving Twilight Sparkle realness while twerking here, and I don't want anyone to say anything like "Twilight Sparkly has wings now! Do you even know what you're talking about?" Yes, I know MORE
A couple weeks back, Miley Cyrus went on a Twitter meltdown over allegations that her fiancee, Liam Hemsworth, had cheated on her (possibly with January Jones). Well, according to reports from Page Six, the two have broken up and Liam has gone back home to Australia... One source said, “Miley and Liam are done; it’s over. She likes to party really hard and can be pretty wild. It became a problem for him.” Another source added, “They MORE
Earlier this week, rumors went around saying that Miley Cyrus' fiancee, Liam Hemsworth, was hitting on everyone from January Jones to Emma Watson. Well, turns out you can only read about the guy you're marrying hitting on other women so many times before it wears down your last nerve, so Miley lashed back on Twitter and set the record MORE
→ Did Miley Cyrus post a picture of herself online smoking weed, or is that an imposter? ICYDK → SMASH and Glee aren't the only TV shows that have expressed themselves in song ... BuzzFeed → John Mayer gave Katy Perry an ugly ring and now they might actually be engaged! StarCrush → Kristen Stewart has just been named this year’s unsexiest actress and other news! Yeeeah → What's up with all these lame reality star MORE
Yesterday, the internet pretty much caved in on itself reacting to Justin Bieber's marijuana scandal, to the point where you guys damn near broke our servers to learn more about how the precious maple saviour has partaken in Satan's salad. So I'm going to say this as plainly as possible: IT'S JUST WEED. We may not be Bieber's biggest fans, but he didn't do anything wrong by smoking weed. It's an all-natural substance, and despite its legal MORE
Happy day after Xmas, everyone! Hopefully, you all had a happy holiday, and even if you don't celebrate Xmas, we hope you still had a nice little day off. Anyway, no matter how good you think your Xmas was, Miley Cyrus clearly beat all of us because bitch got herself a blow-up sex doll for a present. WERK. Then she took it for a drive around the block with her, because everyone knows when you get a sex doll, you have to show it around the hood. MORE
What, you thought Miley Cyrus could show up for all of thirty seconds in a music video with a porn star WITHOUT being offered a contract? HA! No. Anyway, following the music video for "Decisions" with DJ Borgore and Jessie Andrews, TMZ reports the people behind sex.com (that domain name must have sure cost an arm and a leg) have offered Miley a million bucks for a naked make-out session. HA! Silly sex.com people. Don't they know that millionaires MORE
Yup, Miley Cyrus and pornstar Jessie Andrews. Hey, why not right? Anyway, after Israeli DJ Borgore's track "Decisions" hit the web a few months ago (with Miley on vocals), the video has finally arrived, featuring ... cake. Lots and lots of cake. Honestly, there's something about the song's weirdly literal cake metaphors that makes me think of it as the dubstep version of "MacArthur Park". At least he was smart enough not to leave his cake out in MORE
In related news, Miley Cyrus still makes music? Really? Huh, how 'bout that? Anyway, Miley recorded a new song with DJ Borgore, and the two of them decided to cast twenty-year-old porn star Jessie Andrews in the music video, because SUCK IT DISNEY. TMZ reports ... The video was shot a couple weeks ago at Beacher's Madhouse in Hollywood -- for Miley's new song "Decisions" with Israeli DJ Borgore. Sources close to production tell TMZ, the song's MORE
You know, when Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth announced their engagement, most people said it was never going to last. Well HA! on them, because they were ... entirely right. Turns out, they have the combined emotional maturity of a kindergartener's finger painting, because Miley took to Twitter to take a passive-aggressive swipe at Liam, and now he wants her to delete her entire Twitter account. Yeah, these two are going to make it after all. MORE
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